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    wissinator

    ive heard some stuff about this "wissinator" ( not really sure how to spell it)

    well appearently its like a fake penis that u put on your real penis?? then u have piss somewhere and u can piss out of this wissinator and use it to pass a drug test

    i hear they sell this from the high times magazine (usually for weed, etc obviously), but i would like to know how it works and is it worth getting if u have a possibility of being tested for juice ???

    i tried to find it on the high times web site but couldnt find it??

    can someone point me in the right direction?? thanks

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    My boy ordered one from the magazine...

    It works, he likes to smoke... ALOT!! lol

    He has a job where he gets random tests

    with only 24-48 hours notice and it works

    everytime... Costs about $200 I think...

    And it's not a fake penis, but like a bag

    you strap under your balls with a tube

    and it comes with freeze dried clean piss

    or some **** you mix up and use...

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    what an awesome invention, i coulda used that years ago

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    ha are you guys serious.. is there a website to check this thing out bros?

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    Yep serious... But this wissinator thing is kind of like
    finding a safe quick domestic source, not gonna be
    the easiest thing you've ever done probably...

    my boy is just a pothead i guess and knows as much
    about this **** as i know about juice... pretty funny...
    trick is you gotta keep it attached to your balls for a
    few hours before you go so the fake clean piss is the
    same temp as your body temp to pass the test...

    to much work for me, that's why i just stick needles
    in myself...

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    if i remember correctly, it is:

    http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

    edit: found the proper URL for you. enjoy.
    Last edited by daem; 06-19-2004 at 01:11 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    if i remember correctly, it is:

    http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

    edit: found the proper URL for you. enjoy.
    Can you imagine gettin' caught wearing it - they'd be like WTF?

    BTW - MBH, you would buy the white boy version

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    That sh.it is legit. Its worth the cash.

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    WTF will people think of next.

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    what piss do they use??? someone else's??? i dont know if i trust that...can u empty it and use other piss??

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank_frank
    what piss do they use??? someone else's??? i dont know if i trust that...can u empty it and use other piss??
    From the site.

    "The vial of dehydrated human urine is enough for a standard urine. The contents of the vial will reconstitute with 80 cc.of water, the volume required for one test according to standard guidelines. When reconstituting the urine, approximately 80 cc.of tap water is recommended. Actual measurement of the water is not essential because of the normal variation in urine concentration. This is synthetic human urine and tests within the normal range for human urine when used as directed. You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and it does not test positive for any illegal drugs, metabolites or alcohol. DO NOT open the vial until ready for use. This dehydrated urine will absorb moisture from the air causing the contents to clump and slow the dissolving process when it is. This does not adversely affect the test results. This product is stable for one year in the dry form. This urine has been extensively tested by several laboratories using Ames Multistix, EMIT and gas chromatography methods and full spectrum urinalysis methods."

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    I guess you need to make sure and order the right color whizzinator too. The world never ceases to amaze me!!

    For an extra laugh, read the testimonials.
    Last edited by Tygh; 06-19-2004 at 09:01 AM.

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    thanks SV-1

    im definetly gonna get this product, but i think i would use a friend's urine instead..this would be good right?

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    except then you would have a sack filled with your boys pee
    straped to your ballz... hell that's almost gay... what's
    next a golden shower...

    sorry bro just messing with you, yeah i'm sure it would work fine...

    Quote Originally Posted by frank_frank
    thanks SV-1

    im definetly gonna get this product, but i think i would use a friend's urine instead..this would be good right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    except then you would have a sack filled with your boys pee
    straped to your ballz... hell that's almost gay... what's
    next a golden shower...

    sorry bro just messing with you, yeah i'm sure it would work fine...
    LMAO.....that's funny.

    I'd like to order a black one, seeing as i'm white i'd love to see someones face when i whip that biootch out!!

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    lol this is an odd invention, but it sounds kinda cool lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mealticket
    LMAO.....that's funny.

    I'd like to order a black one, seeing as i'm white i'd love to see someones face when i whip that biootch out!!
    And fill it with water and start "pissing" on your buddies floor Now that would be worth video taping!!! LMFAO

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    i dont know man, frank frank who are you getting tested by? cause i doubt that **** would work for the NCAA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigordie
    i dont know man, frank frank who are you getting tested by? cause i doubt that **** would work for the NCAA.

    Yes I am getting tested by the NCAA. Im pretty sure they give you a notice if you have been "randomly selected".

    why dont you think that would work?

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    Wow what will they come up with next? I wonder if they have a way to pass a sh*it test....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrestlingkompressor
    Wow what will they come up with next? I wonder if they have a way to pass a sh*it test....

    lol.. but seriously y couldnt u get it passed through an NCAA test?

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    That's true, one of my friends is doing collegiate wrestling. He's in the same boat as you are. But this thing is a seriously ingenius idea.

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    i dont think they make u take your pants off when u piss for this test..they just stand behind u right?

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    How come the white one is smaller than the black one???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micromonster
    How come the white one is smaller than the black one???
    Realism.

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    yeah if you are going to be tested by the NCAA you dont get any notice and they stand there and watch you piss. So i dont know how well that thing will work. JMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigordie
    yeah if you are going to be tested by the NCAA you dont get any notice and they stand there and watch you piss. So i dont know how well that thing will work. JMO
    Yeah... and can you imagine getting caught with a plastic dick in your locker!

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    could you imagine the look on the testers face...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigordie
    could you imagine the look on the testers face...
    ... if you dropped it! LMFAO!!

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    You guys are all post whores...

    How can a serious thread about
    strapping a bag full of fake piss to your ballz
    end up a post whoring thread??? Strapping
    piss to your ball sack is serious business...

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