Originally Posted by Lozgod
I just want to apoligize for making all those unrealistic claims about our products....NOT!!!! I started off legit selling vitamins and protein powders. Then I just didn't want to do this anymore. So I started scamming people. I started carrying Andro and Atkins Macaroni and Cheese. Now I got $1,555,164,857. I sold a 1980 Chevy Chevette for $100.00 just because I could. So what I am rich. I have Poloe and Timmy Hilfinger suits, along with Nika sneakers and Lixis cars. I am on a beach in Montana with white sand and girls in bikinis, running along the ocean. I have a pet Leprakaun and we like to ride Unicorns in the mountains on Cybertron. I just had tea with Elvis Presley and we were talking about how he was the inventor of PL and how he scammed people. Then we went over Big Kevs house and took some of this experimental weed that makes us act like people we really are not in our Armanti suits and post lies on bodybuilding boards. Yeah we are coolsters and we at GNC are telling you thanks for the money bitches.