How is this for a first cycle?

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 01:05 AM

wk 1-4 dbol @ 35mg ed
wk 1-10 test e @ 500mg ew

How is that for a first cycle? I am trying to put on MEGA mass.

Stats: 5'8 1/2 150lbs.

**Lozgod** · 06-28-2004, 01:07 AM

17yo is too young. For the 100000000th time.

**Lozgod** · 06-28-2004, 01:08 AM

You know what, if you are hellbent on doing a cycle that is your business and up to you to live with the consequences. That would be a perfect first cycle for a 23 year old man.

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

You know what, if you are hellbent on doing a cycle that is your business and up to you to live with the consequences. That would be a perfect first cycle for a 23 year old man.

I really appreciate your caring bro...but I'm tired of being skinny. I know this is no miracle drug but it can definitely help me.

**Lozgod** · 06-28-2004, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by MattyB

I really appreciate your caring bro...but I'm tired of being skinny. I know this is no miracle drug but it can definitely help me.

Food, rest, and heavy weights will bulk you up like a mother ****er. You dont need steroids .

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Food, rest, and heavy weights will bulk you up like a mother ****er. You dont need steroids.

oh I know...but it took me 3 years to get up to 150. I used to weigh 120. I don't wanna wait another 3 years to get up to 180. And I ate and trained like a mother phucker. And got plenty of rest as well.

**Lozgod** · 06-28-2004, 01:21 AM

Well if you think steroids are gonna put 30 pounds on you in a 12 week cycle I got news for you. Aint happening.

**the dent depot** · 06-28-2004, 01:45 AM

I wish someone would ban this 17 yr old lazy punk if he keeps this up......Im getting tired of seeing his threads.

Im so sure you ate and trained balls to the wall for 3 years straight...

So what are your lifts? Even at 150lbs you have to have decent strength after 3 straight years....lets see.....

bench press---85lbs (incl bar weight)
dead lift---yea right!
squat---you probably never even tried one.

Im going to give you this advice, its the truest thing youre going to ever read, and if you follow it youll gain faster than ever before in your life...and faster than your friends too.(keep in mind that you have as much Test in you at your age as I probably do when Im on cycle.....so youre basically on cycle right now! Thats why it would be so damaging to add hormones to your growing body)

Go buy a powerlifting book and stay on the powerlifting area of this site.

Forget about just about all machine exercises.

Strive to get your lifts up each month...keeping a detailed journal...

Now the hard part.......eating!

You need to eat something every 2 hours...and wake up mid way through sleep and eat....

I dont really care what you eat either...as long as its food and not sweets.

Shakes are great too, but 2 a day is plenty.

Tell your parents that you really want to dedicate yourself to BBing and to please buy all of the groceries that youll be needing.....

Im talking about a pound of turkey/roast beef/ or ham EVERY DAY!

Penut butter and jellies are great too....and cheap. Eggs are the best, and eat the whole thing....4-8 a day!

Boil enough (or have mom do it) pasta or rice to last the week....

This is your new job......eating.

And for f^cks sake...sleep your azz off! Take naps too.....

You dont have to like it..........you just have to do it.

D

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by the dent depot

I wish someone would ban this 17 yr old lazy punk if he keeps this up......Im getting tired of seeing his threads.

Im so sure you ate and trained balls to the wall for 3 years straight...

So what are your lifts? Even at 150lbs you have to have decent strength after 3 straight years....lets see.....

bench press---85lbs (incl bar weight)
dead lift---yea right!
squat---you probably never even tried one.

Im going to give you this advice, its the truest thing youre going to ever read, and if you follow it youll gain faster than ever before in your life...and faster than your friends too.(keep in mind that you have as much Test in you at your age as I probably do when Im on cycle.....so youre basically on cycle right now! Thats why it would be so damaging to add hormones to your growing body)

Go buy a powerlifting book and stay on the powerlifting area of this site.

Forget about just about all machine exercises.

Strive to get your lifts up each month...keeping a detailed journal...

Now the hard part.......eating!

You need to eat something every 2 hours...and wake up mid way through sleep and eat....

I dont really care what you eat either...as long as its food and not sweets.

Shakes are great too, but 2 a day is plenty.

Tell your parents that you really want to dedicate yourself to BBing and to please buy all of the groceries that youll be needing.....

Im talking about a pound of turkey/roast beef/ or ham EVERY DAY!

Penut butter and jellies are great too....and cheap. Eggs are the best, and eat the whole thing....4-8 a day!

Boil enough (or have mom do it) pasta or rice to last the week....

This is your new job......eating.

And for f^cks sake...sleep your azz off! Take naps too.....

You dont have to like it..........you just have to do it.

D

Thanks bro, I've been doing everything so far that you stated believe it or not.

**the dent depot** · 06-28-2004, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by MattyB

Thanks bro, I've been doing everything so far that you stated believe it or not.

Sure.......for how long?

D

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by the dent depot

Sure.......for how long?

D

3 years

**the dent depot** · 06-28-2004, 02:01 AM

Youre a lying little prick.......you know what, do whatever you want idiot........when youre 21 and your d!ck doesnt work anymore because you put hormones in yourself before you were done developing...and your body decided it didnt need to make testosterone anymore,,,,,,,,,when that point comes...and it will........Ill give you a good Viagra source....look me up.

I move for a ban.

D

**the dent depot** · 06-28-2004, 02:03 AM

Ok...Ill call your b.s. out right here........youve been training hard core and eating the same for 3 years.......well that would put some hella muscle on you.........post pics! Even @ 150 we'll be able to see evidence of 3 yrs of hard training.

D

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 02:08 AM

D@mn! what do you have against me? RELAX!

I have pics but not on the comp.

**the dent depot** · 06-28-2004, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by MattyB

D@mn! what do you have against me? RELAX!

I have pics but not on the comp.

Its little punks like you that go against what everyone says, and takes steroids anyway.......and guess what? Youre going to have side effects out the azz.......and your mommy and daddy are going to call their congressman, or whoever they think can help their innocent little boy. Next thing you know, Oprah is doing a story on you saying that steroids are pure evil....look at little Mattie's baby pictures.....awww how cute, he's wearing a little sailor's uniform!......how could he go from that to this? That when the pics pop up on the big screen...of your b cup tits and your back thats so covered with zits that it almost looks like sunburn. What they cant tell America though is that your balls are now the size of peas and your wittle pee pee is a permanent limp noodle.

The funny part.....its really your parents fault for not raising you well.....you were raised by tv and game cube.

Why am I so mad? Because I can see past the tip of my nose...........

Im done, and you gotta go.

You will never listen to our advice and youll never have anything of substance to add to our board................youre just stinking it up.

D

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by the dent depot

Its little punks like you that go against what everyone says, and takes steroids anyway.......and guess what? Youre going to have side effects out the azz.......and your mommy and daddy are going to call their congressman, or whoever they think can help their innocent little boy. Next thing you know, Oprah is doing a story on you saying that steroids are pure evil....look at little Mattie's baby pictures.....awww how cute, he's wearing a little sailor's uniform!......how could he go from that to this? That when the pics pop up on the big screen...of your b cup tits and your back thats so covered with zits that it almost looks like sunburn. What they cant tell America though is that your balls are now the size of peas and your wittle pee pee is a permanent limp noodle.

The funny part.....its really your parents fault for not raising you well.....you were raised by tv and game cube.

Why am I so mad? Because I can see past the tip of my nose...........

Im done, and you gotta go.

You will never listen to our advice and youll never have anything of substance to add to our board................youre just stinking it up.

D

***SV-1*** · 06-28-2004, 03:08 AM

Why hasn't this child been banned yet?

**MattyB** · 06-28-2004, 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by SV-1

Why hasn't this child been banned yet?

omg shut the **** up. Get off my dick all of you

***SV-1*** · 06-28-2004, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by MattyB

omg shut the **** up. Get off my dick all of you

You are breaking the rules, and those who break the rules are banned.

**DARKSEID** · 06-28-2004, 05:04 AM

Originally Posted by MattyB

wk 1-4 dbol @ 35mg ed
wk 1-10 test e @ 500mg ew

How is that for a first cycle? I am trying to put on MEGA mass.

Stats: 5'8 1/2 150lbs.

How is this for another reply to you? Try spending more time working on your diet and routine instead of wasting time on here and maybe you'll accomplish something.