I need to work on my lying

**Bigkatz** · 07-03-2004, 06:45 PM

So. i'm on my third week of my cycle and i have had some good gains. but at work people are starting to ask questions and today my sister tried to bust me out in front of my mother. niether of them know but i dont know how convincing i was with the lie.

i know some of you have had experiances. so please give me some good avised on the sh*t i should tell people who ask.

***SV-1*** · 07-03-2004, 06:49 PM

Cell-tech bro, cell-tech.

**symatech** · 07-03-2004, 06:49 PM

tell them that you are maintaining a strict diet and workout routine. you live with your parents? how old are you? better hide your gear in a verrry secretive place.

**Bigkatz** · 07-03-2004, 06:50 PM

i'm 31 i was having dinner a the mexican place up the road with family

**magicstick2003** · 07-03-2004, 06:54 PM

just be like those r illegal

or you could just agree with them and then slip in the yeah if you find ne let me know
that always worked for my friends

**j.r.w.** · 07-03-2004, 06:54 PM

Tell them its from those carb/fat loaded tortillas and greasy a$$ tripes, tongue, and barbacoa.

**Immortal** · 07-03-2004, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by SV-1

Cell-tech bro, cell-tech.

lol, I like it!

**Immortal** · 07-03-2004, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by magicstick2003

just be like those r illegal

or you could just agree with them and then slip in the yeah if you find ne let me know
that always worked for my friends

thats usually what I say, "Ohmygod! STERIODS !?!??! Aren't those illegal!?!??!"

***SV-1*** · 07-03-2004, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal

thats usually what I say, "Ohmygod! STERIODS!?!??! Aren't those illegal!?!??!"

And they make your dick shrink! That's why the only thing I take is cell-tech.

**Immortal** · 07-03-2004, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by SV-1

And they make your dick shrink! That's why the only thing I take is cell-tech.

LOL, I hear that all the time from the uneducated, "steroids make your penis smaller!". I don't know, mine always looks bigger to me come week 10 of my cycle when my nuts are the size of marbles.

**Kaleb** · 07-03-2004, 07:28 PM

I always just calmly say, "Yeah, can't you tell how big I am and all the roid rage . I love when my nuts shrink." Being calm makes it seem like you don't give a ****.

**UrbanDawg** · 07-03-2004, 08:03 PM

I always say ANDRO and DHEA + protein and creatine

Originally Posted by Bigkatz

So. i'm on my third week of my cycle and i have had some good gains. but at work people are starting to ask questions and today my sister tried to bust me out in front of my mother. niether of them know but i dont know how convincing i was with the lie.

i know some of you have had experiances. so please give me some good avised on the sh*t i should tell people who ask.

**SportsMedVIP** · 07-03-2004, 08:22 PM

I tell them I go to the gym and eat how you should as most people that say this don't.

**bluethunder** · 07-03-2004, 08:27 PM

creatine, andro,zma .Get a small sample of each just in case

**Bigkatz** · 07-03-2004, 08:31 PM

thanks for the tips.

how about some more creative ideas though.

**daos** · 07-03-2004, 08:32 PM

i tell them i do steroids

its nice having parents and a wife that know your dark secrets. actually, i lived that lie for a long time before i finally came to grips and told them. now that i have a prescription, everything is all good. my folks were only worried about the legalities behind it. they could care less about my health.

jk...

***SV-1*** · 07-03-2004, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Bigkatz

thanks for the tips.

how about some more creative ideas though.

Tell them you're taking goat placenta rectally. I hear it works for Keith Richards.

**LightWeightBaby** · 07-03-2004, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by SV-1

Cell-tech bro, cell-tech.

cell tech, nitro tech, and a multi-vitamin it is the most anabolic stack out there.

**Bigkatz** · 07-03-2004, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by SV-1

Tell them you're taking goat placenta rectally. I hear it works for Keith Richards.

the goat placenta is great but when you use it rectally you really see the big gains.

yeah i think that could really work.
thanks

**SportsMedVIP** · 07-03-2004, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Bigkatz

thanks for the tips.

how about some more creative ideas though.

Rule #1 of lying. Basic lies are the ones people believe. The more outlandish you get the more likely your lie is to fail. Either in your story telling, or just in it's own ridiculousness. Tell your Mom to eat 300g's of protein a day minimum with 4-5 days spent in the gym and then come back and talk to you about it. She never has nor will so she has no basis to judge physical change off. I'm sure you're doing some things in your diet and training that are crazy in the average persons eyes. Just bring those things up and mention they work great. Of course for another guy at the gym who you can tell isn't a schmuck this might not fly but that's not what we're talking about.

**Anhydro78** · 07-03-2004, 09:33 PM

The best thing to tell someone if they ask you, have you been using steroids is Thank You!!!!! That throws them off and you just act like you are pleased to look like someone using steroids. Take it as a compliment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**w_rballs** · 07-03-2004, 09:36 PM

i say muscle milk. and i also tell them i go around and find pregnant woman and drink all of their breast milk. tastte like ass but its good for ya. hahah j/k

**DADDYDBOL** · 07-03-2004, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Anhydro78

The best thing to tell someone if they ask you, have you been using steroids is Thank You!!!!! That throws them off and you just act like you are pleased to look like someone using steroids. Take it as a compliment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yep....smile real big and say REALLY!!??!! then flex for them....

for real though I just tell my family....they need to know in case of emergencies....im 28 and have been on my own since 19 so its not like they can do anything about it....what like stop loving me?? they were upset (mainly mom) but they get over it after they saw how i seriously I was taking it...plus I was always very careful.......

**boistheman** · 07-03-2004, 10:04 PM

tell them u r takin some new supplement that some company is giving out for research, Thats what I told my girl my last cycle and it worked.( but my girlfriend is about as smart as Jessica Simpson)

**Bigkatz** · 07-03-2004, 10:20 PM

yeah my wife is fine with it but she is the only one i have and will tell ever. my brother was a powerlifter in the 165lbs. weight catagory in this state but i still wouldnt tell him. he is theall natural type and wouldnt think it was the best way to do it. so i tell lies. its that simple.

**anaBROLIC** · 07-04-2004, 12:27 AM

To my family members i say great diet eating alot and alot of protien.. to people at the gym or others i dont want to tell.. when they say are you on juice.. i say no but ive been thinking bout trying it.. they usually dont say much after that but an "ohh"

**Lozgod** · 07-04-2004, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by LightWeightBaby

cell tech, nitro tech, and a multi-vitamin it is the most anabolic stack out there.

Yeah if you don't believe that just read the testimonials.

**bubbathegut** · 07-05-2004, 04:26 PM

vitamins make me huge

**cpt steele** · 07-05-2004, 04:30 PM

Gnc mega man vitamins

**AustrianOAK14** · 07-05-2004, 05:01 PM

yeah tell them your eating 400g of protein it works for me and i say im taking creatine ahahaha

**BigPoppaV** · 07-05-2004, 05:41 PM

My buddy had the best line ever, we were out at a strip club and the girls were talking about how much juice me and him are on... blah blah blah... his response 'we snort creatine' I swear there was 4 bouncers on the floor laughing like jackasses, then my buddy added 'it's gotta be CELL-TECH though, nothing else works as well

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**Testsubject** · 07-05-2004, 05:43 PM

Protien and creatine, protien and creatine my friend thats all you tell 'em.

**Lozgod** · 07-05-2004, 05:45 PM

Tell them you are on a vegan diet. Lots of Tofu and Hummus.

**DARKSEID** · 07-05-2004, 06:09 PM

a few people have asked me in the gym but other than that, nobody says anything,so I guess they draw there own conclusions. Though my family still thinks it's all prohormones

, so I'm good to go there.