Embarrassing side effect of test... advice?

[MrDezel]

jerk that bitch off!!!

I wouldn't mind having your problem at all bro! Would make me feel like an 18 year old again!

[1-Cent]

lol you don't mean that bro, it sounds good but it can get awkward in the wrong situations. Like today when I was breaking for lunch at one of the lunch tables at work and my manager (60+ year old, over weight, foreign woman) comes by and starts talking to me about my upcoming vacation, right afterwards I stand up to get back to work and the tent has taken that opportunety to pitch itself I immediately sat back down lmao pretended I dropped something on my seat until she left a little happier with her self then when she came

jerk that bitch off!!!

I wouldn't mind having your problem at all bro! Would make me feel like an 18 year old again!

[Tryin2getHUGE]

lol you don't mean that bro, it sounds good but it can get awkward in the wrong situations. Like today when I was breaking for lunch at one of the lunch tables at work and my manager (60+ year old, over weight, foreign woman) comes by and starts talking to me about my upcoming vacation, right afterwards I stand up to get back to work and the tent has taken that opportunety to pitch itself I immediately sat back down lmao pretended I dropped something on my seat until she left a little happier with her self then when she came

I was gonna remark but I have to go vomit... BRB

[sp9]

hahaha - I know what you mean. **** thing wants action. Gotta go find some.

[1-Cent]

It's not my fault man

I was gonna remark but I have to go vomit... BRB

[crypticaddict]

the answer is obvious. Go to your local pharmacy and buy a bottle of potassium nitrate (Salt Peter).. Mix it with jello or whatever, you can't really taste it. Yes it is readily available, does work, and requires no script... However, your pharmacist may look at you a little odd when you ask for it.. lol

[Tryin2getHUGE]

It's not my fault man

I know bri I am am J/K. Like I said earlier, I have ALMOST the same problem. Luckily my lady is always wanting some so I am cool. Just hang, literally, in there

[1-Cent]

lol what is it actually used for...

the answer is obvious. Go to your local pharmacy and buy a bottle of potassium nitrate (Salt Peter).. Mix it with jello or whatever, you can't really taste it. Yes it is readily available, does work, and requires no script... However, your pharmacist may look at you a little odd when you ask for it.. lol

[Flasher]

Man consider yourself lucky bro, I'm goin into my 6th week and I never get them any more...... now that's a real problem!

[Ntpadude]

lmao ****, i'm really in a bind here, isn't there like anti-viagra or something

Dont they give Saltpeter to the military guys to cool their jets while overseas?

[BeefCakeStew]

Just needed to be the fiftieth post.

The more you work it the longer youll work getting the jerk off the next day. Two weeks from now I will just have to stop going to class.

[BeefCakeStew]

Ntpa beat me too it. Argggg.

[millionmillionaires]

**** all you guys. My g/f is in a diff. state than me for the first 8 wks. of a 10 wk test cycle. You guys got me worried now...

Either way, these replies are God **** hilarious, keep em coming.

[BiteTheDust]

They mix that salt stuff in the food in prison, kills the sexual appetite. Makes it almost impossible to get an erection.

And as far as yer rod is concerned, just beat it in the morning before yah goto work, at lunch and just before yah go home.

And keep your mind off the 60yr old bitch and watch the **** green crates.

[twosocks40]

Dont they give Saltpeter to the military guys to cool their jets while overseas?

Hell no. LOL Where did you hear that?


-B

[SV-1]

Hell no. LOL Where did you hear that?


-B

http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpetr.htm

[Benches505]

The best way to kill a woody is to think of a mental image of a big fat nasty chick...Works every time for me

[crypticaddict]

the answer is obvious. Go to your local pharmacy and buy a bottle of potassium nitrate (Salt Peter).. Mix it with jello or whatever, you can't really taste it. Yes it is readily available, does work, and requires no script... However, your pharmacist may look at you a little odd when you ask for it.. lol

[SV-1]

the answer is obvious. Go to your local pharmacy and buy a bottle of potassium nitrate (Salt Peter).. Mix it with jello or whatever, you can't really taste it. Yes it is readily available, does work, and requires no script... However, your pharmacist may look at you a little odd when you ask for it.. lol

"There's no proof potassium nitrate (also known as saltpeter) has any effect on libido, plus or minus, so there would be nothing to be gained from such a doctoring of edibles. Yes, saltpeter has long rumored to be an anaphrodisiac, a substance that reduces sexual drive. But it's all rumor and no fact.

Saltpeter has a long history of medical use. It and other nitrates were employed by doctors during the 18th century to treat such varied problems as asthma, sore throats, and arthritis. Not that it was used wisely for these purposes, however -- physicians were far less knowledgeable in those days, and potassium nitrate's hazards were not understood as well as they are now. Saltpeter can be toxic in large quantities. It can cause anemia, methemoglobinemia (a blood disorder), headache, stomach upset, dizziness, kidney damage, and can raise one's blood pressure to a dangerous level. It is thus strongly recommended against, and no one in his right mind would dose himself or anyone else with it. "

http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpetr.htm

[paulm]

i don't get them so much during the day as during the night. wake up at least 5 times a night with a stone hard rod and the only option is to relieve myself.

[smalldogbigdogbrain]

you guys holy hell. I have the same problem when im grinding on a hot chick on the dance floor. And ya it does suck having to stop dancing and about tripping on your third leg. Some chicks like it some dont.

[Tryin2getHUGE]

http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpetr.htm

Dude where do you come up with this info SO FAST? You are like an encyclopedia over there.. Its awesome

[SV-1]

Dude where do you come up with this info SO FAST? You are like an encyclopedia over there.. Its awesome

Ok, I'll tell you. But it's a secret and you shouldn't tell anyone. To find info on the board I use the search button. To find info off the board I use google's search button.


Shhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone or others might start doing the same.

[1-Cent]

hahaha never thought this would get so many posts/views, i guess the whole board knows now... consider it fair warning to lock up your gf's and sisters

[nobbythedonkey]

**** I'm glad you can't see people on message boards or this would be a lot harder to ask lol... no I'm not talking about shrinkage like most people probably assumed. My problem is, jimmys' got a mind of his own now

It's like being 14 again, normally it wouldnt be a problem, but I'm working in a large warehouse to help me thru university and walking around with a partially pitched tent just doesn't look normal

I'm in week 5 of my first cycle of test e @ 500mg /week, now seriously is there anything I can do/take to keep 1-Cent jr. in check?! I'm not even remotely thinking of anything that would cause it lol, I'm thinking like "put green crate by the other green crates, remember to stack boxes..." for 6 hours or so, this shouldn't be happening!!

I need a cycle wh0re!!

On the bright side, my test is real I'm not the only one right?

one of the sides of epherdrine is that it gives you limp dick, well it does for me, id recommend taking 20mg to 40mg before work

[craneboy]

go with it! let it work for ya

[k_dogg]

the only person who gets embarrassed by my erections is my girl when she is sitting on the couch watching Queer eye for the straight guy and i run into the room naked with my cock in my hand and zip around yelling "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!"

[Lozgod]

the only person who gets embarrassed by my erections is my girl when she is sitting on the couch watching Queer eye for the straight guy and i run into the room naked with my cock in my hand and zip around yelling "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!"

Cool avatar.

[1-Cent]

lmao thats hillarious bro

the only person who gets embarrassed by my erections is my girl when she is sitting on the couch watching Queer eye for the straight guy and i run into the room naked with my cock in my hand and zip around yelling "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!"

[BeefCakeStew]

yea and... Hang out with your wang out

Then hang little sign that says, "Free daily Beef Injections. Ask to see if you are eligible."

[NaturallyFit]

I know what u feel like man. Last summer i was taking 750mg of sustonon a week and i was hard as hell all the time. Theres nothing u can do about it, just live with i for the 10 week or so cycle ur doin. And if u dont a cylce whore, jsut remember when ur big ull have tons of whore wantin ya haha

[spywizard]

i think he might have finished his cycle in july....

and has had the joy of clomid...

[Hed]

Haha, i already warned my girlfriend about this:

I was layin there one night and i was like "baby, im gonna warn you, when i go on my cycle, im gonna be horny as hell, and im gonna toss you the bone quite often"

She laughed her ass off and was like "uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[needle]

TIGHTEEEE WHITEEESSSS lol

[skiing]

dude try a jock strap on the inside of some tighty whiteys may work. without the cup of course. I remember doing this on first dates with girls didnt want to scare them i guess. good luck.

[AnabolicRick]

Ya It SUCKS when your LANDING GEAR wont go back where its suppost to.

[Geeezer]

So now you have a spoter anytime you need one?
Your a lucky guy..
Use it on you big bench day.

[GetinBig]

I know what u feel like man. Last summer i was taking 750mg of sustonon a week and i was hard as hell all the time. Theres nothing u can do about it, just live with i for the 10 week or so cycle ur doin. And if u dont a cylce whore, jsut remember when ur big ull have tons of whore wantin ya haha

Bro this is from July.. I Hope his problem was solved by getting a piece of A$$.. LOL

[d.b]

LMFAO...just wait until it ignores you like it owes you money...lol

peace

db

[LAGMuXle]

**** I'm glad you can't see people on message boards or this would be a lot harder to ask lol... no I'm not talking about shrinkage like most people probably assumed. My problem is, jimmys' got a mind of his own now

It's like being 14 again, normally it wouldnt be a problem, but I'm working in a large warehouse to help me thru university and walking around with a partially pitched tent just doesn't look normal

I'm in week 5 of my first cycle of test e @ 500mg /week, now seriously is there anything I can do/take to keep 1-Cent jr. in check?! I'm not even remotely thinking of anything that would cause it lol, I'm thinking like "put green crate by the other green crates, remember to stack boxes..." for 6 hours or so, this shouldn't be happening!!

I need a cycle wh0re!!

On the bright side, my test is real I'm not the only one right?

No you aren't the only one! It's a good feeling to know the test you have is real isn't it?

I've got a theory that I'm sure many would agree with when it comes to things like these - kind of goes along with other sides of AS like insomnia, high BP, etc.

If you lift hard enough, and "work off" the test ( I know there is no scientific proof to this but bear with me ) - you will have less sides.

In your case - like some people have already said - "Crank it." is right. If you can't get a chick to do the work for you, you'll have to do it yourself. But if you do it often enough, based on the theory - you will have "worked off" that urge.

Makes sense to me, hope I explained it alright... good luck bro.


MuX