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    Embarrassing side effect of test... advice?

    **** I'm glad you can't see people on message boards or this would be a lot harder to ask lol... no I'm not talking about shrinkage like most people probably assumed. My problem is, jimmys' got a mind of his own now

    It's like being 14 again, normally it wouldnt be a problem, but I'm working in a large warehouse to help me thru university and walking around with a partially pitched tent just doesn't look normal

    I'm in week 5 of my first cycle of test e @ 500mg /week, now seriously is there anything I can do/take to keep 1-Cent jr. in check?! I'm not even remotely thinking of anything that would cause it lol, I'm thinking like "put green crate by the other green crates, remember to stack boxes..." for 6 hours or so, this shouldn't be happening!!

    I need a cycle wh0re!!

    On the bright side, my test is real I'm not the only one right?

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    Duct tape

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Duct tape

    that solves two problems

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    I can't afford that much duct tape

    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Duct tape

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    Crank it... Alot

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    Be proud, let it out when it sticks its head up

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    lmao ya bro maybe I should just give in and be proud about it, when a chick walks by and looks like I'll just smile and give it a thrust or two.

    I need a gram of deca or something...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Be proud, let it out when it sticks its head up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Be proud, let it out when it sticks its head up

    I second that.


    Rock out with your cock out.

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    here

    the answer!



    E.T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    Rock out with your cock out.

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    what I wouldn't give to be in Lozgod's avatar

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    unload that gun couple times a day

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    give it some stick and brake dance on it

    give it some stick and brake dance on give it some lol

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    I tuck mine in my waist band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla
    Crank it... Alot

    yep

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    tape it to your leg =)

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    Wher ei live its really hot and my friends did test cycles in the summer and had yoru same problem.....they found a good solution that made them sweat alot but it covered the problem.....we called it the 'trenchcoat summer'

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    lmao ****, i'm really in a bind here, isn't there like anti-viagra or something

    Quote Originally Posted by KAEW44
    Wher ei live its really hot and my friends did test cycles in the summer and had yoru same problem.....they found a good solution that made them sweat alot but it covered the problem.....we called it the 'trenchcoat summer'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.

    hahaha tuck it right under the belt hahahahahahah that is so hilarious!!! i almost pissed myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.

    hahaha tuck it right under the belt hahahahahahah that is so hilarious!!! i almost pissed myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.

    I do the same thing if i'm heading out to the shared restroom or something. But I don't know about any other time. Tucking it under seems to drain the blood pretty fast. It is a good way to get rid of one that won't go away.

    You know what really sucks... not having a cycle whore, while on cycle, but finding one the second your cycle is OVER. WTF is that all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.
    This is the most effective method I've used, along with frequent jerkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Duct tape
    LMAO

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    Beat it like it owes you money!!!


    -B

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    Find a girl who loves to get laid and tell her to be prepared!!!!

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    No need to go around with a loaded gun, choke it and let the cack flow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik
    No need to go around with a loaded gun, choke it and let the cack flow...
    lmao!!!!!

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    wear some tight underwear and tuck it to the side...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Duct tape
    yeah that should keep the whore from tryting to get away...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjayg
    yeah that should keep the whore from tryting to get away...........





    Spank that sh*t man!

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    Buy a medieval cod-piece and wear that about your pants. No one will notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjayg
    yeah that should keep the whore from tryting to get away...........

    I like zip ties

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    Castration in the only option at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steroids101
    Castration in the only option at this point.
    how was your surgery?
    ehehhe
    JK


    What I do is hide it in chicks mouths ... especially when I'm at work.


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    A) Have a girlfreind. I have been single on cycle, an with a girl on cycle, and trust me, you get tired of chopping your own wood after a while. Its more satisfying if someone else helps you out in that area.....

    B) Cardio. You don't need to do a ton, but I have found that 2-3 cardio sessions a week don't hurt gains while on. I think it helps contorl libido, but maybe its just me.

    C) Clean thoughts!!! Like you said, it gets hard all on its own, but thinking about what you would like to do to so-and-so that sits next to you in Information Systems isn't going to help......

    D) Beat it like it owes you something, as was already suggested. That helps too.

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    You are definately NOT ALONE on this one, i go through the SAME thing NOW and I am using deca as well. Best thing I have found is to throw it in the wife 3x day, plus give a little cranking myself here and there, and finally to cover myself when I cant do one of the above....... good ol waistband never lets me down Good thing is the the test is REAL

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    I hit everything I see on cycle then go home and knock it down again, I knock it down like its my d@mn job

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    lmao @ all the replies
    I always use the belt "trick" hahaha

    haven't found a cycle whore around here yet but I'm going back to my home town in a week and I know lots there that'll be getting a work out I need to call in advance and tell them to start preparing, take time off work, clear the schedual, take up yoga, etc.

    until then... sitting on frozen bags of french fries at work seems to be a temp fix

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    hahaha............ he said "frozen french fries" .. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    I second that.


    Rock out with your cock out.
    yea and... Hang out with your wang out

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