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    Question Mustache side effect?

    Is it true that if a guy is on roids and female gives him head and she swallows she will grow a mustache? Or is this just a myth?

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    yeah she well grow a full beard im talking lumber jack

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    i really hope you are kidding...........are you?

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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! doooooood LOLOLOLOL that sooooo better not be true BWAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Is it true that if a guy is on roids and female gives him head and she swallows she will grow a mustache? Or is this just a myth?
    Yes that is true plus her voice will deepen and she will get a horse face.....lol

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    i guy you need to be kind he is new....a mustache thats som funny ----
    i will rember this for a long time

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    and if you blow it inside of her......well you dont wanna know what happens then

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    That sde effect would happen if a female takes a large amount of an oral steroid , i'm no medical genious but your sperm doesnt contain any testoterone at all!! Sperm is just biological matter, your sperm count and sperm production is influenced by testosterone ...but it is not contained in it.

    So unless your blowing loads of liquid winny then i dont think there is a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KAEW44
    That sde effect would happen if a female takes a large amount of an oral steroid , i'm no medical genious but your sperm doesnt contain any testoterone at all!! Sperm is just biological matter, your sperm count and sperm production is influenced by testosterone ...but it is not contained in it.

    So unless your blowing loads of liquid winny then i dont think there is a problem.
    loads of liquid winny thats

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    ??????

    [QUOTE=1badcamaro]and if you blow it inside of her......well you dont wanna know what happens then[/Q

    Dude you got to tell me

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    LMAO are you serious?

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    [QUOTE=Mr.AK]
    Quote Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
    and if you blow it inside of her......well you dont wanna know what happens then[/Q

    Dude you got to tell me
    yeah, i have to know what happens if you blow your load inside her???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Is it true that if a guy is on roids and female gives him head and she swallows she will grow a mustache? Or is this just a myth?
    read what KAEW44 says, you will get the picture then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtr98
    yeah, i have to know what happens if you blow your load inside her???
    nothing happens he was joking, this whole thread is a joke. There is no mustache side effect.

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    she'll grow a 12 penis if u bust inside her. And thats the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Is it true that if a guy is on roids and female gives him head and she swallows she will grow a mustache? Or is this just a myth?
    If that was true then my wife would have a mustache and beard.

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    she will only get a moustache if the guy cums on her upper lip. Kind of like a milk moustache. If she swallows shell be fine

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    I think I've heard it all. That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    nothing happens he was joking, this whole thread is a joke. There is no mustache side effect.
    i know it was a joke, just looking for the fuuny punch line that never happened!!!!!

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    i think he meant, can you drink winny. sorry to bust on you buddy. NO its not true no facial hair

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    Get real. At 22yrs do you still believe you can get a girl pregnant by kissing? Absurd question

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    LMFAO....one of the funniest topics I've seen posted in a long time.

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    true

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    who wants a mustache ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluethunder
    Get real. At 22yrs do you still believe you can get a girl pregnant by kissing? Absurd question
    you mean that really isn't my kid and i've been paying child support all these years!?.... that ****ing whore!!!

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    should i sticky it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Is it true that if a guy is on roids and female gives him head and she swallows she will grow a mustache? Or is this just a myth?


    Nearly as good as the "just got my arse kicked" thread lmao

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    Funny

    Yeah, I have to admit it was a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KAEW44
    i'm no medical genious but your sperm doesnt contain any testoterone at all!!
    No, but it is where my old lady get's alot of her daily requirements of protein, plus I think she looks just fine with her mustache!!!!!!!!! Is looks the only thing you bros think about, geesh..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Is it true that if a guy is on roids and female gives him head and she swallows she will grow a mustache? Or is this just a myth?
    this has to be the funniest thread ever posted ON AR.

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    I make myslef laugh.

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    It depends on how much you shoot on her top lip...........

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    **** man you got grilled i guess dumb questions
    get dumb answers.

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    so i guess if that is true, then if you give her a "pearl necklace" she might grow chest hair?? i mean really guys would that happen??

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