Need legal advice

[I-WISH-A-MF-WOULD]

I'm in the middle of a f*cked up marriage. To the point where I want a divorce. My wife has threaten to turn me in to my command (I'm in the service) because she knows I use gear and she wants to stay married. What can I do about this? I hate this b*tch. She breaks my sh*t, spends my dough (I spent 14 months in Iraq and came back to only $3000 dollars) and dares me to hit her when she's pissed. It's hard not to beat the f*ck out of her when she's smashing $2000 dollar laptops and you're on gear. Help please I'll do almost anything short of killing this b*tch to have my freedom.

[anaBROLIC]

wow....

[bigordie]

make sure you dig the hole in advance...(goodfellas)

[Georgie]

My suggestion, to you would be:

1) Tell her to relax, you guys are going to work it out. There will be no divorce.

2) Get off the sauce, start PCT. Find out the detection times for the gear you are using (I hope its not deca !)

3) Clean up your system. Try to stay calm and out of the situation as much as you can. Work, hang with friends, whatever... just wait it out and stay away from her as much as possible.

4) When you are clean, divorce the ****. So what if she tells on you. If they test you, you will be clean, and she will just look crazy.

[Nickster#1]

My suggestion, to you would be:

1) Tell her to relax, you guys are going to work it out. There will be no divorce.

2) Get off the sauce, start PCT. Find out the detection times for the gear you are using (I hope its not deca !)

3) Clean up your system. Try to stay calm and out of the situation as much as you can. Work, hang with friends, whatever... just wait it out and stay away from her as much as possible.

4) When you are clean, divorce the ****. So what if she tells on you. If they test you, you will be clean, and she will just look crazy.

My thoughts exactly. good advice. Get all your ducks in row as your playing her along, such as another bank account she dont know about and save some cash, and if you really want to get the ball rolling on your side, then when you know your clean for a piss or blood test, come home and do something you know that will piss her enough to want to hit you and then provoke her to hit you where it will physically show, call the cops, she goes to jail, file a restraining order while in the mean time and then the cards are stacked on your side.
Good luck bro.

[RUI-Products]

well said.....

[Bigbear812000]

It's your only hope, women.......

[Lunacy]

way to break it down Georgie. So, what kinda juice are you on I-WISH-A-MF-WOULD?

[JerzeyBoy]

make sure you dig the hole in advance...(goodfellas)

That line was from Casino, brotha.

And this should be in the AR lounge, lol

[bigordie]

That line was from Casino, brotha.

And this should be in the AR lounge, lol

lol just realized that, good call

[builtthekid]

divorce the bitch man you deserve better and **** you just fought for the country.

[seanw]

I would get one of my stud gym friends to hit on her, get her in the sack and tell you when it is going to happen and walk in and take a few photo's, that should shut the toe rag down !!!

[I-WISH-A-MF-WOULD]

I'm f*cked I did have 200 mg of Deca in the begining of my cycle. I finished 10 ML running it with my Test E and Prop and finished up around week 3-ish. I know it takes like 18 months to clear your system. I would go back to Iraq for another year just to get away but it feels like I'm working for free with this bi*ch. Well if you can take away anything from this NEVER LET ANYONE (even your wife) KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! This f*cking sucks I'm so miserable. Thanks for the tips guys and never get married f*ck all bi*ches.

[SportsMedVIP]

My suggestion, to you would be:

1) Tell her to relax, you guys are going to work it out. There will be no divorce.

2) Get off the sauce, start PCT. Find out the detection times for the gear you are using (I hope its not deca !)

3) Clean up your system. Try to stay calm and out of the situation as much as you can. Work, hang with friends, whatever... just wait it out and stay away from her as much as possible.

4) When you are clean, divorce the ****. So what if she tells on you. If they test you, you will be clean, and she will just look crazy.

Well I guess I don't have to post what I was going to now. This is exactly my advice. If you are clean and have nothing in your house there's nothing she can prove and she'll only dig herself a deeper hole. Bide your time and make your move when things are set. Even take care of all the paper work behind her back so when she thinks she has you sufficiently whipped and doesn't expect it you can spin her head and be divorced in 5 days before she even knows what happened.

[Unknown$$]

so glad im only 19...good luck bro

[I-WISH-A-MF-WOULD]

I'm also thinking that the military has a self referral program for substance abuse that shouldn't be held against you. I don't know how juice would be accepted. It's not like booze, crack or weed. I'm desperate and need out like yesterday.

[MotoLifter]

Patience grasshopper...

[BigMike J]

I would get one of my stud gym friends to hit on her, get her in the sack and tell you when it is going to happen and walk in and take a few photo's, that should shut the toe rag down !!!

exactly what i was gonna say.

[215]

hmmm ever heard kim by eminem ?

[RAM2500]

How long doe Deca stay in you system. Lets say your pretty lean.

[P Rock]

georgie gave some good advice, but i wouldnt go with what the other bro said about forcing her to hit you and then call the cops....women are the most dangerous species known to man. ive seen where the women starts the argument / fight, the guy calls the cops, then the women tells the cops that he hit her and she was protecting herself, the cops end up always believing the woman and locks up the guy. good luck, keep your cool.

[Georgie]

I'm also thinking that the military has a self referral program for substance abuse that shouldn't be held against you. I don't know how juice would be accepted. It's not like booze, crack or weed. I'm desperate and need out like yesterday.

Well, doesn't the military have a law division? Isn't there a militarty lawyer you could talk to for free and in confidence? I don't really know anything about how the military works. But in civilian law, drug use is not illegal. Possession is what is illegal. Would they really test you just on the basis of an accusation by some girl? I could just as eaisly go to your officer and say "hey that guy works out in my gym. He is on steroids ." Anyone can make accusations. Anyways, I think you should find out about the military laywer. And in the mean time, stay calm. Don't do anything stupid that is going to make life worse for yourself. ie. following the meathead advise (j/k guyz) of getting her to hit you or taking the pictures.

[bd50]

georgie gave some good advice, but i wouldnt go with what the other bro said about forcing her to hit you and then call the cops....women are the most dangerous species known to man. ive seen where the women starts the argument / fight, the guy calls the cops, then the women tells the cops that he hit her and she was protecting herself, the cops end up always believing the woman and locks up the guy. good luck, keep your cool.

read this one and georgie's twice man,,, stay cool and get divorced when you're clean just in case she does try to rat u out.

good luck bro

[bd50]

also bro be careful what u talk about on the home phone or around the house with friends or whatever,, she might think about recording your conversations with the plans to use them later on. it happened to a buddy of mine, she recorded all his plans of divorce etc., and she fu**ed him at the end holding those tapes over his head. u gotta keep away from any topics that could get u in trouble.

[_007]

*thinks about how complicated your life must be* single for 3 years live in a 1 bedroom appartment never been so happy. **** the grass is green over here