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    ok im soo fkn pissed off and i need all your help bros..

    last saturday i picked up a chick at the club.. bragged about my dick.. took her to a motel.. and what??? my peice of **** wasnt going up!!! i just came off cycle in the middle of last october.. and yes i did my pct therepy still tribulus at 4 grams did jack shet for me. i duno why.. when i sit down and watch some porno... im up like motherfaker.. full strength.. but when it came down to it last time.. i was limp like a spghetti noodle. THIS NEVER HAPPEND TO ME BEFOREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    anyways i called her up today and told her to come over tomorow im going to prove her wrong and it was just stress or alcohol because i was piss drunk that day... any recomandation from anyone??? lol im going to my family doc tomorow and im thinking of trying viagra at half dose.. helllllllp me ouuuuuuuut!!

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    if you can be aroused watching porn then it was most likely a one off. The worst thing you can do is worry about it.

    And dont be to quick to jump on the viagra, but by all means go see the doc and if it becomes a recurring problem go get blood work done.

    what was your pct?

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    im soo embaressed man.. how about cailas? however its spelled. this is like revenge to me i want to pump the life outta her tomorow.. so that she can shut up lol.

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    pop some kamagra gel bout 3 hours befor she comes round u will be humping like a mofo for the night she will love ur ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe_capone
    im soo embaressed man.. how about cailas? however its spelled. this is like revenge to me i want to pump the life outta her tomorow.. so that she can shut up lol.
    Cialis is better than Viagra with a lot fewer sides. Also your dick will want to play for 24 hours, but only when you want it too. Its in your mind bro, you dont need this sh!t if you get it up over porno get her to bring a movie camera and make your own.

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    I foyu are going to take viagra, id recommend cialis better, but only if it happens again, if not, wee your fine and always use protection

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    ***** Cialis works great. I used 25mg on Saturday and F'ed like a machine.

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    Dude relax! Dont panic after first time. You were drunk. That**** happens. I'm sure nothing is wrong with you if you have no problem with porn.

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    If you were drunk you had wiskey dick.

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    put a porn on when you are goin at it to be on the safe side

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    Quote Originally Posted by fitnessNY
    If you were drunk you had wiskey dick.
    Yea thats why I avoid Alcohol... even half a beer and I am useless as a man in the sex department (and it even happens when all loaded up on "on cycle" testosterone ). Also while you are under the influence, its quite typical for what you have of testosterone in your system to plunge to like 30% of normal, if you are already low because of being post cycle, then its even worst.

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    fitnessny took my post lol

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    Lol, this is so fu*king funny. Dude if you can get it on looking at porn, just make sure you watch a little before she is due to come (to your house I mean)

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    I'm the opposite....some alcohol and zanni's....and it's a rodeo show

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    is she ugly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by statuZ
    is she ugly?
    Or fat?

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    how old r u ?

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    Classic case of Whiskey dick

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    no.. she had the most beautiful body.. goregous girl.. i was piss drunk.. i duno.. im humilated.. ill try again.. without anything its all stuck up in my head making me paranoid i duno if ill be able to get it up this time.

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    Same thing happened to me....Hotel and everything...I bet she was the hottest chick you ever met... Mine was.... lol Booze man... And if need be get some Viagra and nail her to the wall. No booze or caffiene. Stick it to her buddy.

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    You were either/or any combination of: drunk, partially suppressed from the cycle, anxious about her expectations because you bragged, etc etc etc

    Cialis or viagra will relax the tissue which will enhance your erection, or correct a problem with impotency if you have a physiological cause behind your impotence. drink less, pop an erection pill, and have fun...

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    i just got my sildenafil citrate order today. i am nervous bros, i'm gonna take 50mg, i think it will either TOO WELL, or not at all.

    and Capone, no worries bro, just the wiskey dick like they all said, happens to the best of us

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    Something like that happened to me last year I had some left over clomid tabs I just took
    1 a day till they were gone been fine since. Came off a cycle in july did my pct and knock
    on wood I have been fine. So maybe try that I did not mention I extended my pct about week
    shortly after coming off my last cycle. I always buy more nolva and clomid then I am going to need.

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    Speaking of viagra did everyone know why they say if your erect more than 4 hours to hit a hospital immediatley its because your penis starts to rot form the inside out and they have to cut your main vain on your shaft when i heard that i decided even when im 90 im not taking that shyt

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    Speaking of viagra did everyone know why they say if your erect more than 4 hours to hit a hospital immediatley its because your penis starts to rot form the inside out and they have to cut your main vain on your shaft when i heard that i decided even when im 90 im not taking that shyt
    Rot!?!?!?! Can it really screw you up like that? Dude I bought some cialis and viagra to use for "recreational purposes" If your He-Man without it you become Superman with it, maybe, umm.. who was more powerful?? Anyways maybe I'll rethink this, at 25 I dont need a rotten dink. If I want that I'll go to thailand again

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    hahaha i know i went to one of my girlfriends suprise bday parties and it ended up being a sex toy party and the lady told us about viagra and i was lke oh shyt that is nnaasty

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    Does anyone not respond to V or C? I just get headaches for like 3 days..nothing else..it's a **** shame ..I have only used the liquid stuff.

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    Does anyone not respond to V or C? I just get headaches for like 3 days..nothing else..it's a **** shame ..I have only used the liquid stuff
    The viagra barely worked cause whenever I took it I drank, And that seems to effect it. The cialis since it lasts so long , could be taken many hours before i hit the club so my body would absorb it before the drinks started flowing. I respond much better to the cialis. All Ive ever used is the liquid as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joe_capone
    last saturday i picked up a chick at the club.. bragged about my dick.. !!
    Classy.

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    Lol...

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    sometimes whiskey dick can be a blessing in diguise, ur so wasted u cant get it up for the ugly fat chick you are drunk enuff to think is hot lolol... sometimes when im wasted i get a raging boner but i cant finish no matter what... the girls love it but after a while im like wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by statuZ
    is she ugly?
    or have a yeast infection.... ewww...

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    so..... dude.......


    how fat was she??

    I mean.. you couldn't get it up..............













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    Hmm

    im getting a bunch of clomid tonight.. should i jsut take the clomid to help me recover better?? coz id ont want to depend on viagra or calias

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    dont take viagra bro or anything, its all in ur mind. trust me the same thing haappend to me i was ****ed drunk took a hottie home and could not catch a woodie, next time i was with her i was ssober, but i was so nervous, it happend again!!! this was before i ever took any aas, i had just brocken up with my long term gf and i thought to myself im never going to be able to screw another women again hahaha thank god ev erything went ok the next time i picked up just try forget about the more u worry the worse it will be,

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    here's what you do-first of all, 4 hour erections are very rare!!!unlikely to happen even with 2 300 mgs
    's. take a viagra 1 hour before she gets there. don't eat any foods real high in fat at that time either.be prepared now, when she comes in the room she will be smiling. just look her in the eye's and be as serious as you can and tell her Baby, you can just keep on smiling because tonight, you are going to be f***ed by a man! and i'm going to f**k that grin right off your face. then proceed to pull out a bottle of liquid ky and a shoe horn!

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    I have tried viagra before, and recently I tried cialis, and there is no comparison. Viagra gives me a headache, especially if I have had a couple of drinks. You got to take it plenty of time before your opportunity. It only lasts a few hours at best. Cialis rocks! I got the "not for human consumption" liquid from a certain sponsor. Be sure to shake it up good before using it! I was a man of steel on that stuff and it seemed to still be working 48 hours later (okay, well so I did use a bit more than a normal dose lol!)

    I say take it. You are now at a severe psychological disadvantage. Your confidence took a hard hit. You are likely to feel performance anxiety. Even if it is a placebo effect a bit of pharaceutical help is in order in this case.

    As for the 4 hr woody, I can tell you that your unit will hurt like hell if it is anything like mine, if it stays up for 3 hours or so. But have no fear. if you WANT it down, just think about some embarrassing episode like getting caught doing something really shameful or something. Or the old cold shower. It takes some doing but you CAN get it to go down at least in my experience. Imagine being embarrassed by your limp noodle after bragging what a stud you are. That should do the trick!

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