Pronouncification

I just realized that 90% of my slowly expanding knowledge of AAS was gained online or in books, and a large part of it from this forum. The problem with reading stuff is you can get the general idea and have a sound basic knowledge of the topic and still not be able to discuss it verbally without sounding like an imbecile, because you don't know how to pronounce words or names of stuff, from having never heard the terms said out loud. So what is the proper pronouciation for some common names of gear or associated words:

cypionate
enanthate
methandrostenolone
decanoate
propionate
and any others you have ever heard mispronouncified. Sometimes it is hard to decide where the accent goes.

I am asking because I will probably be discussing some of this stuff in detail with an MD some time in the future.

Ummmm lemme try.
cypionate-------cy-pio-nate
enanthate--------e-nan-thate
methandrostenolone----meth-andro-sten-o-lone
decanoate-----------deca-no-ate
propionate----------pro-pio-nate.

I donno how many i got right.

cypionate - sip (like a cup of tea) eon (long time) ate (like you just ate something)

enanthate - enan - like it sounds - thate - th like the, and then ate

decanoate - deca (deck ugh) no (no, put it in my butt instead) - ate (just ate her out)

propionate - pro (like i'm a "pro" at something) - pee (i gotta pee real bad) - eon (long time) ate (just ate a bug)

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ALDACTONE - al (al bundy) dac (like yak , but with a d) - tone (watch your tone)

ANADROL 50 - an (like anne) a (ugh) drol (drawl)

ANADUR - an (like anne) a (ugh) dur (dirt, but without the t)

ANAPOLON - an (like anne) a (ugh) polon (pollen from a flower)

ANDRIOL - an (anne) dri (like tree, but with d, so dree) ol (kinda like all)

ARIMIDEX - a (ugh) rim (rim job) i (ugh) dex (poindexter)

CYTOMEL - cy (cy young) to (toe fungus) mel (mel brooks)

DIANABOL - di (dye or die hoe !) an (anne) a (ugh) bol (ball)

DURABOLIN - dur (dirt, without the t) a (ugh) bol (ball) in (in)

EQUIPOISE - eq (eck) ui (wha) poise (poison, but without the "un")

HALOTESTIN - halo (like xbox halo) test (um, test) in (um, in)

LASIX - la (lay me down) six (six)

-------- ok more, i'm still bored ------------

METHANDRIOL - meth (methamphetamine) an (an) dri (like tree, but with a d) ol (all)

NOLVADEX - no (NO i will not make out with you) va (vuh) dex (poin"dex"ter)

NUBAIN - nu (new) bain (like "rain", but with a b)

OMNADREN 250 - om (like monks..ommm....oommm) na (nuh...) dren (dren - same "e" as pen)

OXANDROLONE - ox (like the animal) an (an) dro ("dro"ve) lone (lone ranger)

PARABOLAN - par (pair) a (ugh) bol (let's go bowling) an (un)

PRIMOBOLAN DEPOT - pri (pre school) mo (mo money) bol (smoke a bowl) an (un)

PROVIRON - pro (i'm a whiz kid, i'm a pro) vi (vye, like dye, but with v) ron (run away)

SUSTANON 250 - sus (like "sus"pect) ta (ta da !!) non (non)

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Originally Posted by big k.l.g

Ummmm lemme try.
cypionate-------cy-pio-nate

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Okay CY-pio-nate or cy-PIO-nate?

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enanthate--------e-nan-thate

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e-NAN-thate? long e like "ee" or e like in "elbow"?

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methandrostenolone----meth-andro-sten-o-lone

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sten as in sten gun or sten like "steen"?

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decanoate-----------deca-no-ate
propionate----------pro-pio-nate.

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PRO-pionate or pro-PIO-nate?

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I donno how many i got right.

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I don't know either lol! I dropped out of med school before I dropped out of high school lol!

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Originally Posted by KeyMastur

cypionate - sip (like a cup of tea) eon (long time) ate (like you just ate something)

enanthate - enan - like it sounds - thate - th like the, and then ate

decanoate - deca (deck ugh) no (no, put it in my butt instead) - ate (just ate her out)

propionate - pro (like i'm a "pro" at something) - pee (i gotta pee real bad) - eon (long time) ate (just ate a bug)

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LOL i was always saying pro- pie(man i love apple pie) nate. thanks Key.

Thanks Keymastur! You da man! This belongs in a FAQ!

How long did that take you, Key?

Some funny ones, ie. Al bundy.

:lol:

Awesome post Keymastur, I was saying a couple worng, ;)

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionar...&va=propionate

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Originally Posted by flabbywussy

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionar...&va=propionate

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Hey, that's pretty cool. You can listen to a chick who presumably knows how to pronounce the word, actually say it.

So, glutamine... is it:

1) Gluta-mine
or
2) Gluta-meen

glutamine - glue (sniffin glue when you were younger) ta (ta da homo) mine (why so mean ?)

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionar...y&va=glutamine

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Originally Posted by KeyMastur

cypionate - sip (like a cup of tea) eon (long time) ate (like you just ate something)

enanthate - enan - like it sounds - thate - th like the, and then ate

decanoate - deca (deck ugh) no (no, put it in my butt instead) - ate (just ate her out)

propionate - pro (like i'm a "pro" at something) - pee (i gotta pee real bad) - eon (long time) ate (just ate a bug)

-------------------- gonna add more, i'm bored -------------

ALDACTONE - al (al bundy) dac (like yak , but with a d) - tone (watch your tone)

ANADROL 50 - an (like anne) a (ugh) drol (drawl)

ANADUR - an (like anne) a (ugh) dur (dirt, but without the t)

ANAPOLON - an (like anne) a (ugh) polon (pollen from a flower)

ANDRIOL - an (anne) dri (like tree, but with d, so dree) ol (kinda like all)

ARIMIDEX - a (ugh) rim (rim job) i (ugh) dex (poindexter)

CYTOMEL - cy (cy young) to (toe fungus) mel (mel brooks)

DIANABOL - di (dye or die hoe !) an (anne) a (ugh) bol (ball)

DURABOLIN - dur (dirt, without the t) a (ugh) bol (ball) in (in)

EQUIPOISE - eq (eck) ui (wha) poise (poison, but without the "un")

HALOTESTIN - halo (like xbox halo) test (um, test) in (um, in)

LASIX - la (lay me down) six (six)

-------- ok more, i'm still bored ------------

METHANDRIOL - meth (methamphetamine) an (an) dri (like tree, but with a d) ol (all)

NOLVADEX - no (NO i will not make out with you) va (vuh) dex (poin"dex"ter)

NUBAIN - nu (new) bain (like "rain", but with a b)

OMNADREN 250 - om (like monks..ommm....oommm) na (nuh...) dren (dren - same "e" as pen)

OXANDROLONE - ox (like the animal) an (an) dro ("dro"ve) lone (lone ranger)

PARABOLAN - par (pair) a (ugh) bol (let's go bowling) an (un)

PRIMOBOLAN DEPOT - pri (pre school) mo (mo money) bol (smoke a bowl) an (un)

PROVIRON - pro (i'm a whiz kid, i'm a pro) vi (vye, like dye, but with v) ron (run away)

SUSTANON 250 - sus (like "sus"pect) ta (ta da !!) non (non)

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Wow Key, Must of took you a minute. LOL

now thats some funny sh!t :dg: