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um... hey guys. I have a problem here and I was wondering if anybody might be able to help me. Here is my problem......
On campus I sell vagasil at wholesale prices... everybody calls me the "Crotch Cream Man"... well anyway... the guy I get the vagasil from went out of business and I'm wondering what I should do? I have a lot of customers needing orders filled.
Opinions?
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Hmmm. don't know what to tell you.
Have you thought about switching to GEICO?
we keep out female cream sources tight, but nice try! :lol:
too funny broQuote:
Originally Posted by EastCoaster
Make sure you delete all Pm's they are going to be scammers.
Do you have any empty Vagasil tubes?
You might be able to scam them with a placebo.
****... i have people screaming down my neck for orders here
i think i will bookmark this thread for future pm's :D lol, fukin clowns
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Flaming is board violation.Quote:
Originally Posted by 956Vette
You must now surrender all your mod powers to me.
That sucks my gold bond supplier got out as well a couple months..since then everybody's been itchin
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Originally Posted by Bigpup101
Yeah, things dont look good for the "Crotch Cream Man" either.
Bacon Huh? Thanks for all the help, I'm just trying to sort out the mess my source left me with, not trying rub anybody the wrong way.
I totally know what you mean... you dont have any idea what kind of s h i t storm i'm gonna run into with dozens of itchy females wanted their vagasil. Talking about getting rubbed the wrong way. :yellowconQuote:
Originally Posted by Big Lo
no big deal bro. you have to understand a lot out there fabricate little stories like this with other intentionsQuote:
Originally Posted by Big Lo
I think eastcoaster is telling the truth. My vagisil source went down last week too. They are being targeted, i'm tellin yaQuote:
Originally Posted by 956Vette
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I know a guy that has a cousin that knows this other guy who talks to this girl who has a b/f that is an undercover vagisile agent and he says that they are really crackin down, so if there's anyone trying to sell you the vage( thats what i like to call it), rub him down, he could be wired. NARCS just kill the game MAN.
I totally understand. I'm getting out of the vagina business, and I think I might go the other way on this..... I've been looking into the Jock Itch Cream industry, that way I could keep my nickname, the "Crotch Cream Man".
I hope a mod puts that as your titleQuote:
Originally Posted by EastCoaster
Wheres Vette when you need him
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Thats the easy way and more convenient for you. Seeing how you wouldnt have to change names but how bout going a little more extreme. I hear the Anal Creme business hasnt even been tapped yet. You could call it " Creme de la Sphincter". Only flavor provided Double chocholate Starfish.
ummmm sounds yummmmy!
No french on this site. I hate french i always failed that class.Quote:
Originally Posted by 6_pak
Brillant!Quote:
Originally Posted by 6_pak
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Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
How bout REDNECK???
some of that lube yee puut on yee backside. GIT-R-DONE
sort de rire :roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
I'm getting that itchy not so fresh feeling.
EC do you have any ball lube left? My nuts keep sticking to my knees.
help a bro out.
I'm thinking we can get some raw materials and brew our own Vagasil
bmj underground labs
EC will you be part of my research and development staff?
I need a pussy to put this **** on for testing
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You know im joking bro :dg:
**** thats what i need for christmas is some ball lube! i was wandering what that was sticking to my inner thighs.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigMike J
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