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    My source got out, what do I do now?

    um... hey guys. I have a problem here and I was wondering if anybody might be able to help me. Here is my problem......

    On campus I sell vagasil at wholesale prices... everybody calls me the "Crotch Cream Man"... well anyway... the guy I get the vagasil from went out of business and I'm wondering what I should do? I have a lot of customers needing orders filled.

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    Hmmm. don't know what to tell you.

    Have you thought about switching to GEICO?

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    we keep out female cream sources tight, but nice try!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    um... hey guys. I have a problem here and I was wondering if anybody might be able to help me. Here is my problem......

    On campus I sell vagasil at wholesale prices... everybody calls me the "Crotch Cream Man"... well anyway... the guy I get the vagasil from went out of business and I'm wondering what I should do? I have a lot of customers needing orders filled.

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    too funny bro

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    Make sure you delete all Pm's they are going to be scammers.

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    Do you have any empty Vagasil tubes?

    You might be able to scam them with a placebo.

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    ****... i have people screaming down my neck for orders here

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    i think i will bookmark this thread for future pm's lol, fukin clowns

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    i think i will bookmark this thread for future pm's lol, fukin clowns
    Flaming is board violation.

    You must now surrender all your mod powers to me.

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    That sucks my gold bond supplier got out as well a couple months..since then everybody's been itchin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigpup101
    That sucks my gold bond supplier got out as well a couple months..since then everybody's been itchin

    Yeah, things dont look good for the "Crotch Cream Man" either.

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    Bacon Huh? Thanks for all the help, I'm just trying to sort out the mess my source left me with, not trying rub anybody the wrong way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Lo
    not trying rub anybody the wrong way.
    I totally know what you mean... you dont have any idea what kind of s h i t storm i'm gonna run into with dozens of itchy females wanted their vagasil. Talking about getting rubbed the wrong way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Lo
    Bacon Huh? Thanks for all the help, I'm just trying to sort out the mess my source left me with, not trying rub anybody the wrong way.
    no big deal bro. you have to understand a lot out there fabricate little stories like this with other intentions

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    no big deal bro. you have to understand a lot out there fabricate little stories like this with other intentions
    I think eastcoaster is telling the truth. My vagisil source went down last week too. They are being targeted, i'm tellin ya

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    I know a guy that has a cousin that knows this other guy who talks to this girl who has a b/f that is an undercover vagisile agent and he says that they are really crackin down, so if there's anyone trying to sell you the vage( thats what i like to call it), rub him down, he could be wired. NARCS just kill the game MAN.

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    I totally understand. I'm getting out of the vagina business, and I think I might go the other way on this..... I've been looking into the Jock Itch Cream industry, that way I could keep my nickname, the "Crotch Cream Man".

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    <mods, you can move this to the lounge if you'd like>

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    "Crotch Cream Man".
    I hope a mod puts that as your title

    Wheres Vette when you need him

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    Thats the easy way and more convenient for you. Seeing how you wouldnt have to change names but how bout going a little more extreme. I hear the Anal Creme business hasnt even been tapped yet. You could call it " Creme de la Sphincter". Only flavor provided Double chocholate Starfish.

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    ummmm sounds yummmmy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6_pak
    Thats the easy way and more convenient for you. Seeing how you wouldnt have to change names but how bout going a little more extreme. I hear the Anal Creme business hasnt even been tapped yet. You could call it " Creme de la Sphincter". Only flavor provided Double chocholate Starfish.
    No french on this site. I hate french i always failed that class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6_pak
    Thats the easy way and more convenient for you. Seeing how you wouldnt have to change names but how bout going a little more extreme. I hear the Anal Creme business hasnt even been tapped yet. You could call it " Creme de la Sphincter". Only flavor provided Double chocholate Starfish.
    Brillant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    No french on this site. I hate french i always failed that class.

    How bout REDNECK???
    some of that lube yee puut on yee backside. GIT-R-DONE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    No french on this site. I hate french i always failed that class.
    sort de rire

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    I'm getting that itchy not so fresh feeling.

    EC do you have any ball lube left? My nuts keep sticking to my knees.

    help a bro out.

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    I'm thinking we can get some raw materials and brew our own Vagasil

    bmj underground labs

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    EC will you be part of my research and development staff?

    I need a pussy to put this **** on for testing









    You know im joking bro
    Last edited by BigMike J; 12-14-2004 at 12:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    I'm getting that itchy not so fresh feeling.

    EC do you have any ball lube left? My nuts keep sticking to my knees.

    help a bro out.
    **** thats what i need for christmas is some ball lube! i was wandering what that was sticking to my inner thighs.

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