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    This is CRAZY S***

    Im an Division I athlete and I just finished a Test E/ Deca cycle. This morning i got a call from our trainer saying he had reasonable suspicion to test me and my roomate for roids. We freaked out. We didnt know what to do. We had to get tested at 1 and we got the call at 11. So when ran to a pharmacy and bought 4 catheters, a pump and some numbing gel and then we called some of our teammates for a clean sample. We pissed alot all day so we think our bladders were fairly empty. Then we inserted the catheters and pumped our teammates piss into our bladders. when i pulled it out, i had to piss soo bad. I drove over to the training room and gave my sample. when i went, it shot out like a waterfall. then at the end, it make a farting noise cause there was air up in my bladder. My question to everyone is do you think ill be able to pull this off? Or did i give a positive sample because the other guys urine was in my bladder for 10 mins? has anyone heard of this working? if so let me know cause im soo stressed out right now. thanks for all your help.

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    Did you watch the program one too many times?

    I've no idea whether it would work or not.

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    that is the most crazy thing i have ever read. you gotta be nuts to put
    someone elses piss up in ya. I hope your buddie is clean

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    Well at least urine is sterile.

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    WOW!!! I guess if anything would work in that situation that would be it. Your a crip. I can't believe you did that.

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    Jesus, thats crazy stuff. It has been rumored that this isnt an unusual occurence in professional athletics. Urine is completely sterile (unless your bros have a bladder infection) however your method for insertion most likely wasnt, and you're running a pretty high chance for a bladder infection, you should find a private physician and discuss antibiotics to prevent this.

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    wtf. i never thought someone would actually do that. It worked on "the program" who knows if it will. when will u get your results?

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    Holy **** Bro .....cant comment on the juice testing but ****.......i guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

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    so you guys think im good? my old roomate is in medical school and he walked my through it on the phone. it was hands down the most painful thing ive ever had to do. He said theres a 75% chance we'll pass but im still worried. let me know

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    itll take about a week to get the results.

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    The "farting" imagery left an unpleasant imprint on my mind.

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    wow...thats awesome

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    D*mn bro, that is the CRAZIEST sh*T I have ever heard!!!! But if there was ANY way to pass a urine test I guess that would have to be it. You got some balls man. Good lcuk with that and keep us posted if you passed it or not.

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    Next time you might want to use this instead.

    http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

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    wow, that was intense bro, i think for the effort you put in they should just pass you even if you are negative!!

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    wow, bro u and ur roomie have some ballz!! i could never do that!!!!

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    U R NUTS BRO!!!! Not something I'm willing to do but I hope it works for ya.

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    Wow i bet its gonna work. **** thats dedication

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    Good luck with that.

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    Catheterization is a wide used practice among athletes so I don't see why everyone thinks this is so crazy. With that small of a time frame thats about the only thing you could do to pass this test. Infection might still be possible but it's rare if you did the Catheterization properly.
    I would be very suprised if you tested positive, however if you do test positive tell them you were taking DHEA (which almost always will show a positive test for Anabolic steriods ) and demand that you be retested. I think NCAA allows a retest...They used to anyway.
    Goodluck,

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    whats DHEA?

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    wtf is all i gotta say

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    does everyone on this board think it'll work? let me know

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    Quote Originally Posted by rylly41
    whats DHEA?
    It's a legal supp. You can buy it at any nutrition store.
    http://www.allsportsnutrition.com/pr...productid=3057

    Read the discription.

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    nothing like a oil change, to pass the test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rylly41
    does everyone on this board think it'll work? let me know
    If your buddy was clean, and you did the cath properly you have less then 1% chance of testing positive.
    You'll be fine..

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    my buddies urine was clean, but im worried that maybe i didnt get all of my piss out. i mean i did piss 3 times and when i stuck the catheter in there more piss came out, then i tried to piss some more and i couldnt, so i think it was all out, but im not positive. would anyone know if i got it all out just by pissing?

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    Yes... I played Division 1 football and I know SEVERAL players who've done this. It def. works. You'll be OK.

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    Painful huh?

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    Chemicals were probably still in your bladder walls and probably wills how up in the clean piss. What you did was probably the equivilant to drinking so much water you think your pissing clean water but infact it brings out chemicals still remaining in your bladder walls to.

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    thats crazy... make sure you keep us updated...

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    OMG is all i can say. i've never read anything like that before

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    someone told me that they can only test for water based steroids in urine and to test for oil based ones they have to take blood. is there any truth to that?

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    that's crazy!

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    wow... that ahd to be the most painful thing ever.... i think i would been a little more careful with the whole air pocket thing... i would assume bacteria in the air could lead to something..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    Next time you might want to use this instead.

    http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
    you better check this out and have it on hand next time... Lucky you didn't have any reason for a sperm sample - you would have had to pay one of your buddies then

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    Agreed, I would have to trust the person giving me the piss incredibly to be putting that inside me...

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    Dude, this is the funniest **** ive ever read. I dont know how you could get the catheter in with your HUGE NUTS! Seriously, that takes balls man

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    WTF, your insane. I dont know how you did that sh1t. Good luck though

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    all I can say after reading that is "WOW." You got some serious balls rylly41.

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