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    Bowflex And Gear

    I just saw a commercial on the bowflex. They claim this guy to put on 12 lbs of muscle in 6 weeks training with bowflex. My ? is why don't we all drop the roids and spend our money on the bowflex. Then we'll have more time at home to take care of other business.

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    Im a big fan of the supposed 50 year old grandma that uses bowflex and is just off the charts hot!!!

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    Some of those bowflex girls are pretty hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tough old man
    I just saw a commercial on the bowflex. They claim this guy to put on 12 lbs of muscle in 6 weeks training with bowflex. My ? is why don't we all drop the roids and spend our money on the bowflex. Then we'll have more time at home to take care of other business.

    The same reason we dont all give up our cutting diets to take TrimSpa and lose 70lbs just like Anna Nicole....riiight..

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmeat
    Some of those bowflex girls are pretty hot.
    now if they came with the bowflex, i'd already have one. Then again training at the gym where the rockets cheerleaders workout has it advantages too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814
    now if they came with the bowflex, i'd already have one. Then again training at the gym where the rockets cheerleaders workout has it advantages too!
    Im not gonna lie to you, that right there makes me a little jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814
    Im a big fan of the supposed 50 year old grandma that uses bowflex and is just off the charts hot!!!
    Man your not lying there as that woman is as hot as they come. She does look better with her hair up though vs. down.

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    Man, if only "Jared" would've had a bowflex, then he too could have taken his shirt off on tv...

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    if its TV, then its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    if its TV, then its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Right and Tren is for Cattle only

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    Quote Originally Posted by tough old man
    I just saw a commercial on the bowflex. They claim this guy to put on 12 lbs of muscle in 6 weeks training with bowflex. My ? is why don't we all drop the roids and spend our money on the bowflex. Then we'll have more time at home to take care of other business.
    I use gear and bowflex. I find that picking up the whole bowflex and using it for clean and jerks and slow military presses is very effective. The pump is awsome.

    I do have problems with the wands slapping me in the face when I do this tho. Hate it when that happens.

    Anyone else having this problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by znak
    I use gear and bowflex. I find that picking up the whole bowflex and using it for clean and jerks and slow military presses is very effective. The pump is awsome.

    I do have problems with the wands slapping me in the face when I do this tho. Hate it when that happens.

    Anyone else having this problem?
    lmao

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    I have used the bow flex and i think its a piece of **** and that anyone gaining ten pounds of that crap is impressive i dont think anything beats Free wieghts and juice and those ****en infomericials are full of **** oh ya he gained 12 pounds and you can also have abs in 6 mins a day RIGHT!! bowflex wont let you isolate the muscles as you can at a real gym!!!!!!! **** that got me worked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814
    Im a big fan of the supposed 50 year old grandma that uses bowflex and is just off the charts hot!!!
    Ohhhhhhhh yeah I would knock the cobwebs out of that azz.

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    Take a look at her a little closer. She has had alot of plastic.. Here chis is Fooked up..

    But who the hell am I kiddin I would tear that ass up.... I hope my girl looks that good at 50 because I will prolly be in a wheel chair or dead by then..

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    Yep. Nothing comes close to big, dumb iron!!!
    (PS I think he was joking a little, but Bowflex does suck ass)

    Quote Originally Posted by pyschomab
    I have used the bow flex and i think its a piece of **** and that anyone gaining ten pounds of that crap is impressive i dont think anything beats Free wieghts and juice and those ****en infomericials are full of **** oh ya he gained 12 pounds and you can also have abs in 6 mins a day RIGHT!! bowflex wont let you isolate the muscles as you can at a real gym!!!!!!! **** that got me worked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by znak
    I use gear and bowflex. I find that picking up the whole bowflex and using it for clean and jerks and slow military presses is very effective. The pump is awsome.

    I do have problems with the wands slapping me in the face when I do this tho. Hate it when that happens.

    Anyone else having this problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    She has had alot of plastic.. Here chis is Fooked up..



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    Translation please.

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    when i see that commercial i think its a load of crap.

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    Def hot for 50!

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    If that chick is 50, thats more plastic surgery and HGH than anything else

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    Shes a hot senior citizen!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1-Cent
    If that chick is 50, thats more plastic surgery and HGH than anything else
    Easy there guy. Some of us on the board are over fifty... you wouldn't wanna piss us off so we had to go to Canada and beat you with our canes and bowflex wands!

    My wife is 48 and looks about the same. And she is completely natty. Great genes. Her mom is 72 and still looks good.

    Trust me, people do live past fifty.

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    The male bowflex models are skinny, but there is no way they even got THAT big using that thing. I broke my buddies lol. 400 lbs of bench resistance my ass, it felt like 300.

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    My buddies and I pitched in and bought one......The graphite wands make great fishing poles.......Were you supposed to workout with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 48ngoin
    My buddies and I pitched in and bought one......The graphite wands make great fishing poles.......Were you supposed to workout with it?
    I use them to beat people with that call me old...

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    Are you for real? You are a 50yr old mature man and still don't get the info commercials?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluethunder
    Are you for real? You are a 50yr old mature man and still don't get the info commercials?
    To my eternal every lasting shame, they whiz right over my head like a propellant/oxidizer logarithm across a delta P.

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    The only way I would buy one is if the 50 yr old granny came with it. Bowflex might be able to put 12 lbs on a person who has never worked out before but for a serious trainee it leaves a lot to be desired, can't say I'd fork out anywhere near the amount of $$$ they want for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    The only way I would buy one is if the 50 yr old granny came with it. Bowflex might be able to put 12 lbs on a person who has never worked out before but for a serious trainee it leaves a lot to be desired, can't say I'd fork out anywhere near the amount of $$$ they want for it.
    I agree. I wouldn't waste my money unless the hot women on the commercials came with it.

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    Hey, that woman might be 50 years old, but those breasts are about 4

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