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    5000calories!!!

    just found these mg:s with 5000calories per serving, thats pretty sick...how many here uses them? i mean, who eats 5000 ed for starters? and their so cheap...im going for it

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    glad you found it. peace

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    What has the 5000 cals? I don't get it.

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    im guessing the weight gainer he asked me about earlier.

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    you will never obsorb 5000 cals at one time.

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    5000 cals in ONE serving? WTF?! Go for it bro 1 serving with your current diet. Train hard. You said you're skinny and want some fat but don't over do it. Nothing looks worse than a skinny dude with a huge beer gut.

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    The only reason you would need that is if you are an ectomorph. And even then I wouldnt take a whole serving in one sitting.

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    I predict large and frequent dumps

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    Yeah no joke!!!LOL Weird colored dumps as well.

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    lol, HUGE ****S!!!

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    What is this "mg:s" that contain 5000 calories per serving and where did you find them?

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    I would divide that 5000 calories into equal smaller servings throughout the day...you'll absorb more that way

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    why cant a gainer containing 5000calories replace a workout diet, instead of food just drink 1000calories every second hour.... just curious why you guys dont use this

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    What is it exactley and where can I get it? weight gainer is it???

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    yeah, mg to be exact

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    ok im still confused, but if its a weight gainer what is the serving size? 20 scoops? heh....

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    I LL ASK THE STOOPID QUESTION

    whats the name of this--got any links?

    thanks--im taking pro-lab N-LARGE-2 AND its good on protien

    but only 500 cals

    thanks

    KILLLLLAAA

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    what is the name

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    Bump 4 The Name

    ***k***

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    watch the sugar content - spike in your insulin will either lead to high fat gains, instead of muscle and possible long term effects are diabetes type 2 which has become more and more prevelant in today's society with the high sugar content in our soda's and diets...

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    You again! Get real there is no 5000kcal weight gainer and stop playing games and wasting our time for people who really need it..

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    Lol..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    5000 cals in ONE serving? WTF?! Go for it bro 1 serving with your current diet. Train hard. You said you're skinny and want some fat but don't over do it. Nothing looks worse than a skinny dude with a huge beer gut.
    Yep this happened with me with weight gainer shakes. It might be good to take a 120 lb 6 ft tall kid and have him gain 10 lbs with weight gainer but with or without a workout program, you gain too much fat and its not pretty to be 6 ft 180 lbs and 30 to 40% body fat. Its better to resigned to the fact that you are going to gain muscle at a certain pace, even using steroids you only gain a certain percentage rate with muscle, so if you are starting out very skinny, even on roids you might not be able to get more then 15 lbs of muscle a year, however its perfectly conceivable that a big well built 220 lb man can gain more then 35 lbs of muscle in a year.

    Be very very careful with the weight gainer stuff. 5000 ED calaries is not recommended for anyone under 210 lbs and you cannot do anything but grow more fat then muscle on such a diet.

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    vitol 5000 russian bear

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    You will get as fat as hell. how much protein is in this 5000 calorie serving i bet its low and full of useless sugar that will only make you fat. You ask why eat food and not just have 1000 cals of this shake 5 times a day you obviously have no idea about nutrition the only time you should eat simple carbs is in and around training you might as well just as well have a few protein drinks and eat candy bars all day long that will work out cheaper you will sure gain weight akmost all fat and water this is bodybuilding not sumo wrestling

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    Jesus how many times to people have to say got to the nutrition forum with this garbage.

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    LOOOOL @ chefJ

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