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    Question in your girlfriend , yes or no?

    I've seen the threads and searched it but still havent found the final authority on whether or not juice is in your juice. My girlfriend is complaining she is gaining weight and getting depressed because I am coming in her on testosterone .
    She doesnt like me to pull out so I just do it. She has been a complete nut lately and kinda reminds me of how I was when I first started juicing.
    Thought she was pregnant actually but test after test is negative.
    My last girlfriend complained of weight fluctuation and depression too.

    So what is the verdict? I'm gonna use condoms till I figure it out.

    would love to hear from the girls on this site , mods................

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    I think she's full of BS and is looking for an excuse to be a bitc*

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    Here is the answer. There is not enough hormone in your semen to cause any effect on you girlfriend. Maybe having sex with you makes women fat and depressed.

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    Simply put, She's crazy. Actually, if it were true, it might benefit her. Studies have shown that women with a low test levels show signs of weight gain. Maybe she should get her levels checked??

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    thats great

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    Complaining about weight gain sounds like every girl that I have ever met in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    Simply put, She's crazy.

    150% agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    Studies have shown that women with a low test levels show signs of weight gain. Maybe she should get her levels checked??
    Absolutely valid! And she should. Man or woman, we all have the same physio-psychological detriments from low test.

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    You keep dropping loads and she keeps taking pregnacy tests. Sounds like she is trying to get knocked up. I would be more concerned about the effects that steroids might play in creating a child and if there are any health risks to that child. You ready to be a daddy?

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    i will be having her read this soon I think

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    benches 505- that is another concern she has is that if she gets pregnant , will the child be normal. I seem to be pretty sterile though.......

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    When I was 21 I thought I was sterile too. 5 kids later(talk to Ivictor he has 6 ).......You get the picture.

    I'm not trying to scare you with what I wrote I actually know a ton of juicers who have had kids through the years and never heard of the kids having any problems. Now if the mother was juicing there might be an issue but I doubt that there can be one from you juicing. Just make sure before you knock your lady up that you at least think it will work out in the long run.

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    This is some funny sh́t!!!

    Tell your girl she is crazy!!!! And to stop eating so much because it isn't you....

    "IF SHE IS READING THIS I AM NOT SAYING YOUR FAT. YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!! BUT IF YOU THINK YOUR FAT THEN DONT EAT SO MUCH. OR DO SOME MORE CARDIO LIKE RIDIN YOUR MAN FOR A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME "
    Last edited by GetinBig; 02-10-2005 at 12:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowman25
    benches 505- that is another concern she has is that if she gets pregnant , will the child be normal. I seem to be pretty sterile though.......

    I have seen no studies that show that AAS has any direct relation to birth defects.

    As a matter of fact I have a ten month old and he is healthy as can be.

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    great stuff guys . ty .
    maybe she just doesnt want me spending my money on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    This is some funny sh́t!!!

    Tell your girl she is crazy!!!! And to stop eating so much because it isn't you....

    "IF SHE IS READING THIS I AM NOT SAYING YOUR FAT. YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!! BUT IF YOU THINK YOUR FAT THEN DONT EAT SO MUCH. OR DO SOME MORE CARDIO LIKE RIDIN YOUR MAN FOR A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME "
    roflmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    This is some funny sh́t!!!

    Tell your girl she is crazy!!!! And to stop eating so much because it isn't you....

    "IF SHE IS READING THIS I AM NOT SAYING YOUR FAT. YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!! BUT IF YOU THINK YOUR FAT THEN DONT EAT SO MUCH. OR DO SOME MORE CARDIO LIKE RIDIN YOUR MAN FOR A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME "
    She is not fat just caloric-ly challenged. (or big boned)

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    The only transference possibility would be if you used test cream or the test patch...both of which are too low dose for anyone on this board to ever use.

    She may just be trying to get you to quit because of stuff she heard from the ignorant mainstream media.

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    I actually can reply to a post, this is interesting
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2067223.stm

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    She may just be trying to get you to quit because of stuff she heard from the ignorant mainstream media.
    I suspect we have a BINGO!

    Anytime you run into a problem, blame it on the media. Trust me, it works! lol

    Actually, I think BigJE might be right here. With the recent deluge of tripe being thrust upon us by the media, she is probably just caving to the barrage of steroid related attacks. Be smart and try and educate her. DO NOT treat her as being stupid for listening to the media (been there...made that istake...I was an ass)...we all do it to some degree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowman25
    i will be having her read this soon I think
    Well ask her to come over my house for a while. If I f**k her and she loses weight then we know it's you

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    Let her know that there is a study out (this is true by the way for anyone who thinks I am joking) that women who swallow have a lower BF% then women who do not. In order to help her with her problem offer to finish in her mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    Let her know that there is a study out (this is true by the way for anyone who thinks I am joking) that women who swallow have a lower BF% then women who do not. In order to help her with her problem offer to finish in her mouth.
    I have heard the same thing but haven't seen the study.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    Let her know that there is a study out (this is true by the way for anyone who thinks I am joking) that women who swallow have a lower BF% then women who do not. In order to help her with her problem offer to finish in her mouth.
    Awsome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    Let her know that there is a study out (this is true by the way for anyone who thinks I am joking) that women who swallow have a lower BF% then women who do not. In order to help her with her problem offer to finish in her mouth.
    do you still have that link?

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    can i have a copy of that study for my girlfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmadoc
    Here is the answer. There is not enough hormone in your semen to cause any effect on you girlfriend. Maybe having sex with you makes women fat and depressed.
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    this is a great example of why I never tell my GF when I'm on cycle. They blame juice for everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    You keep dropping loads and she keeps taking pregnacy tests. Sounds like she is trying to get knocked up. I would be more concerned about the effects that steroids might play in creating a child and if there are any health risks to that child. You ready to be a daddy?

    1000% agreed on that!
    had it happen to a freind of mine.... he left her a year ago.

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    It has been posted on the board before a long time ago. I will see if I can find it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    Let her know that there is a study out (this is true by the way for anyone who thinks I am joking) that women who swallow have a lower BF% then women who do not. In order to help her with her problem offer to finish in her mouth.
    http://www.masher.co.uk/temp/cnn.html

    Or you could also show her this as swallowing helps prevent breast cancer. I must do my part to help the women of america.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    this is a great example of why I never tell my GF when I'm on cycle. They blame juice for everything.


    D-END You are 110% correct. Everytime you get into a fight they say your fighting with them because your on.. Man they have know idea...



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    My girlfriend was fat and bitchy before I started juicin!

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    all they do is blame us for every single problem in life. no win situation for any of us fellows, the male gender is doomed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    all they do is blame us for every single problem in life. no win situation for any of us fellows, the male gender is doomed
    Why bump a 3 month old thread? Well usually newbs are bumping 3 year old threads... So, I guess there is some improvement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowman25
    I've seen the threads and searched it but still havent found the final authority on whether or not juice is in your juice. My girlfriend is complaining she is gaining weight and getting depressed because I am coming in her on testosterone .
    She doesnt like me to pull out so I just do it. She has been a complete nut lately and kinda reminds me of how I was when I first started juicing.
    Thought she was pregnant actually but test after test is negative.
    My last girlfriend complained of weight fluctuation and depression too.

    So what is the verdict? I'm gonna use condoms till I figure it out.

    would love to hear from the girls on this site , mods................

    SO, if you drink a six pack and then bone her, does she get buzzed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Why bump a 3 month old thread? Well usually newbs are bumping 3 year old threads... So, I guess there is some improvement.
    Old or not..this is funny sh*t

    511220

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    Simple solution, make her go on top and work the weight off.
    EVERYONE'S HAPPY!!!!!

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    i bumped it because it was funny! sorry

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