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    How do I get my **** and farts to stop stinking?

    It's been long enough, my gas isnt as horrible as it used to be as I have put more carbs into my diet. I am sure this post has been asked a million times. Why does my gas smell like an animal died in my intestine? I take acidophilus and it helps temporarily but anybody know why this happens?

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    rollover and die. become anorexic

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    Is it just from all the protein I eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blowout247
    rollover and die. become anorexic
    great advice

    the only thing I know you can do is some kind of bowl cleaning. Not a colonic or whatever, but there are diets you can follow, and then taking pills for like 10 days or whatever will flush all the impacted feces and whatnot out of your system. I've never done it but know quite a few people who have and they all rave about it. how their **** doesn't stink anymore, how they feel healthier. Could be worth a try

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    www.colonblow.com

    Good Luck!

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    what all are you eating?

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    i think it from the protein bro... you just gotta deal

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    Quote Originally Posted by just-starting
    what all are you eating?


    LOL yea please tell us. I mean I take in easily 300g of protein a day and I don't really have a problem with this. I've only noticed farts are nasty when I eat a bunch of junk food like on a cheat day. List out your diet so we can take a look

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    Eat Mints Bro

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    How about Beano? I get gas a good bit with all the protein...more so with whey...however it doesn't bother me.....I share with everyone. They all seem pleased....at least I'm guessing they do.....

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    haha its brutal I think its from the protein, when I find I eat more carbs with meals it goes down- I drop em all over the gym and woft them around lol

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    Could be dodgy food combinations.

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    yea i shat like 4 times a day,and alot comes out.very stinky.fart all the time ,also very stinky.it all comes with doing AS.so far im 5weeks into my cycle and my anus hasnt really bled like last time i did a cycle.that really sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckwheat
    yea i shat like 4 times a day,and alot comes out.very stinky.fart all the time ,also very stinky.it all comes with doing AS.so far im 5weeks into my cycle and my anus hasnt really bled like last time i did a cycle.that really sucks.

    Too much information man...


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    haha my farts smell like a dead skunk or something, but what do u expect from eating so much protein everyday. its a laugh riot when im with my bros...not so much with the laides tho

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    why the hell would you ask a dumbass question like this?

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    eat some roses

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    go to Mexico? your farts will be ten times worse than anyting you ccan imagine

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    try changing your protein powder from whey concentrate to whey isolate... it worked for me, i couldn't digest that concentrate **** (nastiest smelling **** ever)

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    Good Lord, bro - I wish you'd have posted this in the SPA or somewhere I didn't have to read about your smelly azz! In all seriousness though, good luck with that. Do they make an ass-mint?

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    I have heard a few places that an effective bulking cycle will give you anal redness and soreness. I dont know how true it is, but I know as much as I **** while on cycle it should constatute a little rednexx/soreness

    Alex

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    Are you the guy at the gym who is always farting every time you lift? Beano baby!

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    Hey bro, just add some sugar free fiber psyllium laxitive, like Metamucil or a no name brand, twice a day. I had the same thing going on, but once I added fiber and the goods moved through the pipe a couple of times daily, for weeks now. I could crap in your kitchen now, and you wouldn't even notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREENMACHINE
    Could be dodgy food combinations.
    My thoughts exactly

    How about a detailed diet-outlline?

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    Havenít been on this forum for long but it seems like AS improve one's sense of humour as well. I cracked myself!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by No One Knows
    Too much information man...

    haha, he must've been ****-tin bricks....haha

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    I have lived with this problem for years now . Learn to love it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by alex117k
    Hey bro, just add some sugar free fiber psyllium laxitive, like Metamucil or a no name brand, twice a day. I had the same thing going on, but once I added fiber and the goods moved through the pipe a couple of times daily, for weeks now. I could crap in your kitchen now, and you wouldn't even notice.
    this works for me too

    but i wont crap in your kitchen

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    What are you all talking about!? Its a fart! Of course its gonna smell. A high protein diet just adds to the problem.

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    dude my farts are the worst too, they come out like crazy. i'm also takin' 4 shakes a day, and am on a cycle. i expect it. let it ride.

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