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    True Story, 12 hour erection

    Last night a guy came in the ER complaining of an erection that lasted for 12 hours. Turns out that he is taking Sust and Viagra. We had to put a 16 guage needle down his urethra, lance(cut) the base of the penis, and "milk" it to get the coagulated blood out. He has a 50% chance of being impotent.
    The patient even said that he had jacked off multiple times to get it to go down without any luck. It was nasty.
    Moral of the story: Don't take viagra while on juice(test)!

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    We had to put a 16 guage needle down his urethra, lance(cut) the base of the penis, and "milk" it to get the coagulated blood out.

    .......WAY TO MUCH......D*MN

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    yeah ok

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    poor guy!

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    Please dont tell us about that again way tmi i am in pain now.

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    "in the event of an erection lasting longer than four hours see a doctor immediately"
    guess that guy waited a bit too long

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    Is it just with Viagra or is there a chance of something like this happening with Cialis?

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    that is f'n nuts man... why would you take viagra when you are filled with test??? what an ass... musta been a bet or something... the ass probably got 50 bucks to become impotant for the rest of his life...

    great move.............

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    from the mouth of the famous arnold s. "c'mon dont bull sh1t me"

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    dude I use one billion mg a week of test, viagra and cialis just to beet the crap out of the ladies and this never happened to me!

    and I have a hard on since 28 years and 3months now

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    I've took Cialis a couple of week ago, and I'm on 500mg of test a week with no problem.

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    Whoa big fellas, I'm on a boatload of test and eat Viagra like candy. No problems here.......But, I ain't 20 neither.....Sounds like there was some "rec" drugs involved there!

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    Sucks to be that guy

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    couldn't he have just waited for the hard on to "go away"...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    We had to put a 16 guage needle down his urethra, lance(cut) the base of the penis, and "milk" it to get the coagulated blood out. He has a 50% chance of being impotent.
    wow, sucks to be him oooouch

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    If you listen to the commercial and catch the 4 billion side effects they say at 1 million miles per hour, you will notice they do mention that 'although rare, erections lasting more than 4 hours is possible, blah blah'

    Sounds like he is just that 'rare' person.

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    That guy is just plain unlucky.

    There are so many guys on boards that take test with Viagra, Cialis etc.

    I think there was just something wrong with that guy.

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    It Was Nasty

    It Was Nasty Guys. But I Felt Just As Bad For The Male Nurse Who Had To "milk" The Blood Out Of His Penis. It Was Just Wrong.

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    no way would i let a 16guage go down there!

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    **** 16g that is wider than my entire piece to begin with. j/k, or I wish I was. He must have taken a ****load of viagra. Did he say how much he took?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ceasar250
    **** 16g that is wider than my entire piece to begin with. j/k, or I wish I was.
    funny guy.

    It's called a priapism, sounds like some **** man. I would assume other **** was up. I've taken test and viagra before and had nothing of the sort. I had rugged sex that night... and morning, but that's arbitrary now isn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    Last night a guy came in the ER complaining of an erection that lasted for 12 hours. Turns out that he is taking Sust and Viagra. We had to put a 16 guage needle down his urethra, lance(cut) the base of the penis, and "milk" it to get the coagulated blood out. He has a 50% chance of being impotent.
    The patient even said that he had jacked off multiple times to get it to go down without any luck. It was nasty.
    Moral of the story: Don't take viagra while on juice(test)!
    thats some scary shyt,..ive taken it a few times during my current cycle and havent had that promblem,...ill have to think twice on this,..vets...tell us what ya know

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    Quote Originally Posted by millionmillionaires
    funny guy.

    It's called a priapism, sounds like some **** man. I would assume other **** was up. I've taken test and viagra before and had nothing of the sort. I had rugged sex that night... and morning, but that's arbitrary now isn't it.
    What was his name? Joking!

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    I woulda tried to have alotta sex before i went to the hospital, I bet that guy could have pleased a woman many times in that 12 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMondodondo
    Whoa big fellas, I'm on a boatload of test and eat Viagra like candy. No problems here.......But, I ain't 20 neither.....Sounds like there was some "rec" drugs involved there!
    Im just curious what drugs YOU know of that will do that to your penis???

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    the guy must have taken a whole bottle of viagra and injected his balls with test

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    16G!!! HOLY SHT
    i honestly almost passed out reading that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilthepill123
    I woulda tried to have alotta sex before i went to the hospital, I bet that guy could have pleased a woman many times in that 12 hours.
    I'm sure that was the last thing on his mind, he was probably hoping his dick was going to explode.

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    thats funny.. what do you do in the ER..
    I work in an ER aswell so i get all kinds of crazy **** in there..
    dildos in the ass of old men..
    condoms lost in girls....
    name it ive probably seen it
    I love my job

    OMS

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMondodondo
    Whoa big fellas, I'm on a boatload of test and eat Viagra like candy. No problems here.......But, I ain't 20 neither.....Sounds like there was some "rec" drugs involved there!
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    OMG that sux they had to milk him with a big pin ****

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