You Shouldn't Be On Aas If...

**mule1983** · 02-23-2005, 04:59 PM

1. you are 18.
2. you work out 3 times a week but only work arms and chest.
3. you want it for spring break.
4. you have never touched a squat platform.
5. you dont know what your quads are.
6. you just started training 3 months ago and your gains are not comming fast enough and you want a quick fix.
7. you dont know how to eat right.
8. you want an oral only cycle.
9. you think it will make you a good fighter.
10. you dont know if you can drink winny.

Add as you like

peace

MULE

**1-Cent** · 02-23-2005, 05:02 PM

11. If you're ugly - steroids are only for us pretty people

***BajanBastard*** · 02-23-2005, 05:04 PM

If you're Mule1983

**BassMuscle** · 02-23-2005, 05:05 PM

12. If you don't know how many calories you should eat per day

BassMuscle

**stocky121** · 02-23-2005, 05:08 PM

13) if you,ve never heard of PCT

**NU-ROYDER** · 02-23-2005, 05:09 PM

If you don't know if you can take winnie analy

**jgg1221** · 02-23-2005, 05:16 PM

good post

**Swifto** · 02-23-2005, 05:19 PM

- u dont know wot anti e's are
- u take rec drugs
- u dont have flex magazine
- u dont know who 'BIG RON' is??
- u dont have arnolds encyclopedia
- u dont kno wot 'deca dick' is?
- u dont kno that test is a base
- u dont have a work-out belt!
- u dont have a gym membership
-

**redmeat** · 02-23-2005, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by 1-Cent

11. If you're ugly - steroids are only for us pretty people

Well looks like I'm screwed.

**redmeat** · 02-23-2005, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

- u dont know wot anti e's are
- u take rec drugs
- u dont have flex magazine
- u dont know who 'BIG RON' is??
- u dont have arnolds encyclopedia
- u dont kno wot 'deca dick' is?
- u dont kno that test is a base
- u dont have a work-out belt!
- u dont have a gym membership
-

Wtf is flex magazine. Sounds like gay porn.

**maxmuscle187** · 02-23-2005, 05:21 PM

If your name is Saluu...........stup*d mofo

**soo2bhuge** · 02-23-2005, 05:21 PM

If you think Test will make your d**k grow!
although that's still debatable.

**redmeat** · 02-23-2005, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by maxmuscle187

If your name is Saluu...........stup*d mofo

**Swifto** · 02-23-2005, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by maxmuscle187

If your name is Saluu...........stup*d mofo

yeah! AGREE 100%

**Swifto** · 02-23-2005, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by redmeat

Wtf is flex magazine. Sounds like gay porn.

**Nutz56** · 02-23-2005, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by maxmuscle187

If your name is Saluu...........stup*d mofo

***BajanBastard*** · 02-23-2005, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

- u dont know wot anti e's are
- u take rec drugs
- u dont have flex magazine
- u dont know who 'BIG RON' is??
- u dont have arnolds encyclopedia
- u dont kno wot 'deca dick' is?
- u dont kno that test is a base
- u dont have a work-out belt!
- u dont have a gym membership
-

I vote

. MD all the way.

**redmeat** · 02-23-2005, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

- u take rec drugs

Well, guess that eliminates a whole bunch of pro bb'ers.

**AandF6969** · 02-23-2005, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

- u dont have a work-out belt!

I don't own a workout belt... but I guess those of us with strong lower backs shouldn't use steroids anyway!

**Swifto** · 02-23-2005, 05:50 PM

i get lower back probs u see.....

***G-1000*** · 02-23-2005, 05:51 PM

If you only have 1 nut or some major medical problem or mental problems

**1-Cent** · 02-23-2005, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by redmeat

Well looks like I'm screwed.

Don't be so sure, I've seen your pic

**MrMondodondo** · 02-23-2005, 05:52 PM

13. If you think Dolphin shorts and/or spandex makes you look GOOD!

**redmeat** · 02-23-2005, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by 1-Cent

Don't be so sure, I've seen your pic

**Hot-Rox** · 02-23-2005, 05:53 PM

* if you haven't done your research.
* if your first question out the gate is - Bro - who is your source?
* if you are looking for a short cut!

**AandF6969** · 02-23-2005, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by big k.l.g

I vote

. MD all the way.

for sure... Flex IS gay porn

**Swifto** · 02-23-2005, 05:56 PM

- u think u can run a cycle for 4weeks only
- u think can become a pro in 1 yr on AS
- UR NOT A MEMBER OF AR!

**AandF6969** · 02-23-2005, 05:58 PM

- if you say "I don't want to get FREAKY huge like those guys on the magazines, just get bigger and cut for the beach."

**tycin** · 02-23-2005, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

- u dont know wot anti e's are
- u take rec drugs
- u dont have flex magazine
- u dont know who 'BIG RON' is??
- u dont have arnolds encyclopedia
- u dont kno wot 'deca dick' is?
- u dont kno that test is a base
- u dont have a work-out belt!
- u dont have a gym membership
-

LOL.. i guess i better stop my cycle and run out and buy one!

**Swifto** · 02-23-2005, 06:00 PM

be quick they may have sold out!!!

**Italion Stallion07** · 02-23-2005, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by maxmuscle187

If your name is Saluu...........stup*d mofo

**AandF6969** · 02-23-2005, 06:06 PM

or if youre THIS GUY

http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php?t=151434

***BajanBastard*** · 02-23-2005, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by AandF6969

- if you say "I don't want to get FREAKY huge like those guys on the magazines, just get bigger and cut for the beach."

Words of wisdom.

**redmeat** · 02-23-2005, 06:11 PM

How about, you shouldn't be on AAS if you're not willing to eat so much protein that you get sick of food.

**Swifto** · 02-23-2005, 06:12 PM

- if u look up to greg valentino

**Beefkake31** · 02-23-2005, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

- u dont know wot anti e's are
- u take rec drugs
- u dont have flex magazine
- u dont know who 'BIG RON' is??
- u dont have arnolds encyclopedia
- u dont kno wot 'deca dick' is?
- u dont kno that test is a base
- u dont have a work-out belt!
- u dont have a gym membership
-

I don't have a workout belt

.......

oh well

**BDTR** · 02-23-2005, 07:28 PM

if you can't bench 315, squat 400.

**Aboot** · 02-23-2005, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by bdtr

if you can't bench 315, squat 400.

I'll second this...

**BDTR** · 02-23-2005, 07:52 PM

I see too many people ON AAS who can't come close to those numbers. Sure if you have an injury, that's different, but for you normal healthy people, those numbers should be attainable naturally.