New gym rat with goals

[britishdragons]

Hi I am 23 years old 5 9 and 145 lbs. I recently got a home gym machine. I can do up to 75 lbs pus the weight of the bar on the bench. I plan on being the poster child of this forum in a years time. I just ordered off the internet from a websight called *******.com the following. each of these items are for a 12 week cyclist. deca , test, dbol , and some pct. My question is Now that I am a juicer of steralroids how long before I am huge. Do you think I can be huge by june so I can go to the beach and look good or is that too soon. I am going to train as hard as my body will allow me. I plan on stepping up my protien through a special plan I heard about with my partner. I think that I have read ever post ever put on these boards and I am ready to join the big boys club and possibly compete in a national competetion someday. Last question. does anyone really believe this BS I am typing right now. I was just bored and having fun. Early april fools to every one here....ha ha P.S. this is all a joke.

[peump]

i was wondering if this was for real as soon as i read the
"Hi I am 23 years old 5 9 and 145 lbs. I recently got a home gym machine"

[QuieTSToRM33]

hahaha .... good stuff .... Where can i get some "steralroids" ?? .. lol

[The Giant Killer]

Hi I am 23 years old 5 9 and 145 lbs. I recently got a home gym machine. I can do up to 75 lbs pus the weight of the bar on the bench. I plan on being the poster child of this forum in a years time. I just ordered off the internet from a websight called *******.com the following. each of these items are for a 12 week cyclist. deca , test, dbol, and some pct. My question is Now that I am a juicer of steralroids how long before I am huge. Do you think I can be huge by june so I can go to the beach and look good or is that too soon. I am going to train as hard as my body will allow me. I plan on stepping up my protien through a special plan I heard about with my partner. I think that I have read ever post ever put on these boards and I am ready to join the big boys club and possibly compete in a national competetion someday. Last question. does anyone really believe this BS I am typing right now. I was just bored and having fun. Early april fools to every one here....ha ha P.S. this is all a joke.

The scary thing is there are people out there who are actually like that.

[jkour211]

lol damm had me goin for a sec

[widowmaker2]

me 2

[Nutz56]

yeah, got me... i was actually getting excited to read the 5 posts that were responding to this... i was just waitin to see what everybody had to say to u. lol... sonofab!tch....

[bullram]

i think i laughed harder at that avatar then the thread

[SplinterCell]

Whats with all the early april fools threads?

[mule1983]

Awesome

[BassMuscle]

The scary thing is there are people out there who are actually like that.

So true. Scary but true.

BassMuscle