Todays Border Adventure... What A Story!
ok first off it wasnt steroid palooza for me, but for about a dozen spring breakers all buying thier first cycle it was.
Ok, I didnt care for Matamoros, and Nuevo Laredo is ok, so I went to Nuevo progresso today.... its geared for the gringo, no doubt about it... 1$ all day parking and one long strip as you enter that goes into mexico... just one main road no cabs needed... anyway there are several vet pharmacies, I couldnt even begin to tell you which ones are better, They all looked about the same, and I think there is one supply house that they get all thier juice from...
So anyway I saw about 6 college kids standing outside one of the pharmacies and they surrounded me when i walked up... " do you Juice? Hell yeah he does look at his chest! Is this stuff they are selling for real, how you gonna get it across???" I tryed to get them to come in off the street and away from the windows to talk... I said yeah I am pretty sure this stuff is legit, lemme see what your buying and I can tell, i have memorized the pics off the internet... They all wanted cycle tips, and it seems that they all wanted sust and winstrol tabs... So since I am a big sustanon fan I told them they wanted super test 250 and not to pay more than 35$ a 100 vial... as for winnie I rattled off a few companies and said I wasnt sure of prices... I told them they needed to do the sust at least every 3rd day but preferribly EOD and that by itself it would be a good 12 week cycle for them...
I had to pick up heart worm, tic, flea, drops for my dad and just for ****s and giggles I got 2 super tests myself to finish off my botched cycle ( I recently kinda divorced, lost my house, and moved across state ) ... Then to make it legit I went to a dentist to get two teeth pulled that are victim of bad ARMY dentistry... a very painful hour later, I attempted to get some vicodin and head home, well wouldnt you know it they said it was controlled, its funny how different towns sell different stuff. So I walked across the bridge in very preppy shorts, shirt and sandalls, no tats showing or body jewelry in...
I was sweating and my heart was racing from the novacaine (I think) and from my fear of dentists... anyway I flashed my ID he asked what i had, I showed him the flea medicine and he asked again what I had... I said thats it, he said what else? Nothing... come with me sir... ok... here we go...
we got in the room and he started the speech, i immediatley emptied my pockets, undid my belt and started to lift my shirt and drop trou... he said wait hold on have a seat... He asked me where I lived, my job, why I was in mexico, when did I arrive, how much did the dentist cost and did I have a reciept... I opened my mouth and pulled out the bloody gauze and showed him... He said I dont need to see sir, back to the questions... when did you get up this morning, did you use an ATM, and gas reciepts from where youve been???? WTF
He read every single peice of paper in my wallet, looked at like 3 old gym memberships and asked if I worked out, I said just started to after a few years off... I am SO GLAD THAT I TOSSED OUT THE PRICE LIST I HAD WRITTEN DOWN SO I WOULD NOT PAY TOO MUCH... he aksed again if I had anything, by this point I am really getting a swell of the ROID RAGE and I said dude!!!! please search me and get it over with, I dont have anything SEACRH ME!!! his supervisor walked in and asked what was up... he said oh nothing, just looking, and he started to toss all my **** in the bag with the flea medicine...
He said well you look like you might buy steroids, and I said but i live on the border I could cross use them and come back legally... he said Well I dont know that your a locall ( NOTE TO SELF, update drivers liscence with new address monday while you pay off that speeding ticket )...
OK PLEASE SOMEONE ANSWER THIS, WHY DONT THEY WANT TO PAT YOU DOWN ANYMORE... IS IT A LEGAL ISSUE?
so I know the frat kids just taped stuff to thier legs, I hope they got by ok... I was never scared one little bit...
20 miles later I took a **** at mc donalds and wouldnt ya know it 2 baloons the size of two grapes fell out, I put on my latex gloves cut them open with a razor blade ( all from my cars first aid kit ) OMFG 2 vials of supertest 250 in perfect condition...
Now I wanted to joke and say no pain no gain, but a third ballon i carried into mexico with me contained a little lube, it is a completely painless experience, just takes a few minutes to get used to... also tie some dental floss around the neck of each vial before you tie them shut if you are afraid of loosing them... But I assure you that will never happen, now if they stripped you and saw the floss you would be ****ed but if they make you get buck naked you are prolly gonna have to spread em anyway...
My theory is there is no way on gods green earth unless a drug dog smells coke or weed on you that you will ever have to get more than a pat down, all it would take is one complaint to the media for all hell to break loose...
I hope you enjoyed my tale, the moral here is if you dont have a great poker face or show sighns of nervousness easily ( I can never tell how smooth i am going to act until I am already at the inspection desk ) well there is a pretty **** fool proof way to get across that needed juice... and for the 70 bucks I spent to do sust EOD for 40 days to complete my cycle... Well it was worth it.
He was a pretty good shake down artist, if he worked over the frat kids, I can almost bet they caved in for a slap on the wrist... BUT I AM TELLING YOU, NEVER EVER TELL THEM ****!!!
building Killer cycles .... one or two vials at a Time...LOL