Thread: Went to mexico again today...
03-13-2005, 02:17 PM #1
Went to mexico again today...
Ok well this is like the 5th day in a row that I have walked across... this time to Matamoros because its a 20 minute drive... if you read my post from yesterday... Todays Border Adventure... What A Story! you will know that I had 2 pretty painfull tooth extractions, I hate to take any drugs besided Juice.... but I decided I wanted some penicillin and some kind of pain killer...
I went to my pharmacy ( its in a gift shop upstairs in the green building with the bar and resturaunt ) and saw my guy leaving, so I stopped him before he payed for his taco and bought him lunch and we talked....
He said he could sell me 30 tylenol3 with codiene for 45$ and any antibiotic I wanted... ( and at the border they said I could bring up to 50 of any pain killer I wanted )...
anyway, then I walked back inside with him and got the codiene, the antibiotics ( I am only taking 2 a day for 3 days so not to hurt my cycle ) and decided it was time for some mid cycle HCG ... not only did they give me a syringe they mixed the water and powder on all 3 ampules and drew all of that into a syringe and sat me down in the back room with some alchohol wipes. Mind you this is a beautiful 2 story building full air conditioned and is as good looking as any disney world gift shop or walgreens pharmacy... and they all speak english very well...
Then I asked about the human growth hormone ... they have humatrope and serostim I think... I said " if I buy it here can I take a shot and come back for daily injections if I leave you a small tip? " they were happy to oblige, they said they would whenever I was ready...
Then I went further, " if I buy some steroids from the Vetrinarian that are perfectly legal in mexico, but not in the US... could I store them here for a small fee? They explained that they werent sure because thier boss may not approve... but Ray, the cool better speaking one said... well I can keep them at my home and bring thim in with me every monday, or friday or whenever... HMMMN... I honestly believe the guy was completely 100 percent legit, but I want them right there every day.... I told him, that I would see if we could figgure out a better plan than that...
I also told the cab drivers to go **** themselves, and steered about a dozen tourists away from them and walked them over to where I know 3 older cabbies who are great guys... Then I walked back to the bait and switch cabbies and told them that as long as they try to rip off gringo's that I would keep telling people to go somewhere else... and that I would be coming across every day.... They were pretty pissed off, I even pointed out the one who scammed me with a 30$ taxi ride and said you can blame him.
The guy who runs the stand followed me and was explaining about how they were trying to make money, and families and kids to feed and whatever... And I said " as long as you think gringos are stupid, and try to take adventage of them I hope you dont make a ****ing dime, and I want your kids to go hungry until you learn how to do buisness fairly"
Yeah, yeah, I know it was a waste of my time to try to fight against 3 generations of ripping off us honkeys... but even the small victory felt good... and I bet I never pay 30 bucks for a cab again...
so far I have legally brought the following across
tylenol 3 with codiene
I had a little fun with the border guards since I knew I was clean, I walked though line all swole up and bowed out and when they looked at me they couldnt help but grinning and snickering a little... I did a few poses in line and they waved me right thru...
well anyway if you live near the border and arent taking advantage of it then you are really missing out. You will be suprised what you can get across if you just ask... I am really gonna try GH very very soon.... I just dont know if it is illegal to bring or not...
03-13-2005, 02:20 PM #2AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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seems like a lot of hassle to me. as safe as you think you are...look out for yourself
03-13-2005, 02:26 PM #3
dont you have anything else to do other than smuggle gear???
03-13-2005, 02:38 PM #4
get a safety deposit box at a bank in mexico.... and keep everything in there
03-13-2005, 02:49 PM #5
as a matter of fact... no, no I dont... I work from home as a web designer/consultant ( actually I live in a 40foot RV ) and I havent really made many friends since I just moved here... all I do all day is sleep, ride my bike, go to the gym, cook, make protien shakes, work on my tan, and browse these boards while uploading files for clients. I never work for more than about 10 hors a week, and I have 0 bills aside from about 500 a month and food...
I have 0 distractions, nothing to stop me from getting a huge as humanly possible... and if I dont get stocked up now... well Imagine what kind of **** they will give me at the border when I am 300+ pounds at 5% bf with veins the size of garden hose...
Just thinking ahead fellas...
hell if they sold roids at walmart, am I the only one who would stand there just staring at them for hours?
03-13-2005, 02:51 PM #6
yeah I am considering that very option, but I think as I meet a few people I can eventually do even better than that... like one guy told me, 20$ a month is alot of money to us, and just for holding a box...
03-13-2005, 02:56 PM #7Junior Member
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03-13-2005, 03:03 PM #8
thanks... yeah ok I will admit it right now... I am kinda ****ed up... seriously I just dont think like other people and definitly dont conform to tadays standard of acceptable behavior... but then again my father is a 63 year old pot smoker who makes his living as a chainsaw carver.... I mean he can actually carve famous historical figures out of a 14 foot tall log and gets paid alot of money to do it... very often he does so while completely baked. did I metion that he is doing this with a full sized Huskavarna chainsaw... at age 63...
so if I come off as a little funny, or unconvetional, or obsessive... well I guess it runs in the family!
03-13-2005, 05:37 PM #9
What kind of prices for the HGH bro?
might have to take aroad trip!!!
03-13-2005, 05:55 PM #10
ok on the price list my vet gave me... ( yeah they have legit human stuff as well ) lilly humatrope 5mg15iu is 150$
I have no idea how many ius that ends up being when its all said and done... but you can best believe I am going to find out ( probably tomorrow )...
I know they sell growth in matamoros and a few other spots because the old geezers ( winter texans ) are starting to read about its anti aging effects... I dont know if they can legally take it across or not...
I knew I should have asked my guy Ray to give me prices for GH today... I will make a point of doing that tomorrow, and I will get my dad to ask if he can bring some across.... if they say he can ( cuz he is old )... brutha, I am gonna be svelt up like a bawoooon....
either way I will make friends with someone at a pharmacy who will let me store it there during use...
its all good baby...
03-13-2005, 06:07 PM #11Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k
Ask about Saizen or Jintropin. Prices that is....
If it's good I know where I'll be heading in a few weeks.
03-13-2005, 07:57 PM #12New Member
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lol, take Humatrope from Lilly before Jin anyday
Anyhow, for sure Danbrooks, you're threads are a great read...I'm laughing my azz off everytime I come by, keep it up
Give your ol'daddy the best regards, hehe, as he made you whom you are
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