Ode to DNP- A POEM

[tallyjuice]

As I sit here and sweat, I ponder in my mind
What the **** did I take, I can't press rewind
It's already it my system, I think I'm going crazy
I'm getting a little hotter, And a whole lot more lazy.
Is it all worth it, To drop a little weight
You're **** right it is, I'll look great for spring break
My weight's going down, My hunger's through the roof
Believe what people tell you about DNP , It isn't a spoof
My liver and kidneys are going now, blow for blow
I can't take it anymore, where the **** is the snow?
Powder is good, Crystal is better
As I increase my dosage, My sheets just get wetter
I can't sleep now, Insomnia has kicked in
I can't fight this ****, The DNP might win
If I get too hot, I'll stand out in the rain
It's 50 outside, Try to fry my brain
I stepped on the scale today, Lost another two pounds!
Give me another cap, I'll go another three rounds

[tallyjuice]

I wrote this poem about a year ago, when I tried DNP for the first time. Since then there have been a lot of problems with newbies taking this compound, which can be fatal. I myself will never use it again, due to what I have seen and heard. I hope this poem serves as a warning to how it really feels to be on something that literally owns you. There is nothing you can do about once it goes down the hatch. You are on auto pilot.

P.S. It is not only the newbies who should be rethinking their DNP usage. Wink Wink

[tallyjuice]

I want to keep this post at the top.

[Angel of death]

I'm frightened...

[Angelis]

DNP wasnt that Bad I used it and got those exact sides they didnt bother me one bit (ok maybe a bit) the pros far outweighed the cons, and besides it was winter all I had to do was open the window my house and friends froze in the process but I was fine... I wouldnt recomend anyone try it though, not without allot of research like I did but it isnt as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

[BDTR]

As i've said, I've ran it at insane doses for insane periods of time and will NEVER use it again. Just not worth it for me.

[GetinBig]

That is good..

[Property of Steroid.com]

That was kind of a long poem....next time, could you just write a Haiku or limerick?

[juiceinthehood]

That was kind of a long poem....next time, could you just write a Haiku or limerick?

lmao

[tallyjuice]

That was kind of a long poem....next time, could you just write a Haiku or limerick?

That just wouldn't be enough fun.

[flabbywussy]

As I sit here and sweat, I ponder in my mind
What the **** did I take, I can't press rewind
It's already it my system, I think I'm going crazy
I'm getting a little hotter, And a whole lot more lazy.
Is it all worth it, To drop a little weight
You're **** right it is, I'll look great for spring break
My weight's going down, My hunger's through the roof
Believe what people tell you about DNP , It isn't a spoof
My liver and kidneys are going now, blow for blow
I can't take it anymore, where the **** is the snow?
Powder is good, Crystal is better
As I increase my dosage, My sheets just get wetter
I can't sleep now, Insomnia has kicked in
I can't fight this ****, The DNP might win
If I get too hot, I'll stand out in the rain
It's 50 outside, Try to fry my brain
I stepped on the scale today, Lost another two pounds!
Give me another cap, I'll go another three rounds

you're a little obsessed bro...yeah, you got problems