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    roid monkey Axe need help spirng break in 1 week !!!!

    need help me only has 1 weeks to get my monkey a$$ ripped to get chicks for spring breakkkk. Helpe mee!

    I was thinking of winny @ 5 mg per day + creatine @ 500 grams per day!!????



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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    need help me only has 1 weeks to get my monkey a$$ ripped to get chicks for spring breakkkk. Helpe mee!

    I was thinking of winny @ 5 mg per day + creatine @ 500 grams per day!!????


    are you serious....

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    Quote Originally Posted by asymmetrical1
    are you serious....
    It's a parody


    *works cited: which roid is best for ripping up the roid monkey salu

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    i hope he is kidding. if he isnt he will blow past ronnie

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    Looks like a sweet 'stack' man! I'm on it myself right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    Looks like a sweet 'stack' man! I'm on it myself right now...
    results good or no? does creatine help with getting chicks?

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    throw some cell tech in and you'll be getting serious ass!!

    only one roid monkey is allowed on this board

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    results good or no? does creatine help with getting chicks?
    I've only put on about 39lbs so far...not that great. Whenever I take creatine its like it implants really good pick-up lines in my head..gets all the ladies, know what I mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814
    throw some cell tech in and you'll be getting serious ass!!

    only one roid monkey is allowed on this board
    no I am only roid monkey, saluu is roid rat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    I've only put on about 39lbs so far...not that great. Whenever I take creatine its like it implants really good pick-up lines in my head..gets all the ladies, know what I mean?
    Yes I know what you mean. My game flows about 15 minutes after I take the creatine, ya know...after it gets into the bloodstream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    no I am only roid monkey, saluu is roid rat
    according to saluu, canseco is the roid rat

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    I doubt youll see much from 500 grams of creatine a day. I run mine at 2kg ed injected intraveiniously. And 5mg of winstrol is just going to give you straight sex appeal. Heres what you should do to get chicks for spring break.

    800mg wk Tren Ace
    600mg wk Deca
    75mg ed Winstrol
    5mg Femera ed
    20 Ounces of whiskey a day.

    You should have no problem getting the chicks. And your dick will be hard as a rock 24/7. This 9is probably the smartest stack I have ever seen. This is the ultimate spring break stack besides for dbol only.

    Disclaimer: This post is a joke! Do not even think of doing this stack or else your dick will fall off.

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    I am so incredibly confused with this post.................. Is this a rolling joke?

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    actually if axe wants to join the ranks of saluu and meso then he needs to start communicating as such but in all seriousness roid monkey is saluu yes talk about how to really cut and rip up with eca diet excersize along with tren and winny winny that gains 50lbs of bs for some all at one time in 6 weeks training 10 weeks. LAC do not forget about pct for axe I try doing 1 tbsp of honey per day until meso recovers. Meso is down with that and down with saluu long live underground and watch out for newbs like axe and saluu should do. meso is saying bye to thread that parody good watch for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    LAC do not forget about pct for axe I try doing 1 tbsp of honey per day until meso recovers. Meso is down with that and down with saluu long live underground and watch out for newbs like axe and saluu should do. meso is saying bye to thread that parody good watch for.
    Good point bro. PCT is very important. I recommend taking a good Cell-Tech/Nitro-Tech/Hydroxycut stack for PCT. Always works for LACRoidOrangutan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristopher22
    I am so incredibly confused with this post.................. Is this a rolling joke?
    Yes it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder
    I doubt youll see much from 500 grams of creatine a day. I run mine at 2kg ed injected intraveiniously. And 5mg of winstrol is just going to give you straight sex appeal. Heres what you should do to get chicks for spring break.

    800mg wk Tren Ace
    600mg wk Deca
    75mg ed Winstrol
    5mg Femera ed
    20 Ounces of whiskey a day.

    You should have no problem getting the chicks. And your dick will be hard as a rock 24/7. This 9is probably the smartest stack I have ever seen. This is the ultimate spring break stack besides for dbol only.

    Disclaimer: This post is a joke! Do not even think of doing this stack or else your dick will fall off.
    Ok so axe shoot 2k creatine a day!!!! Me dont have whiskey, will everclear work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    actually if axe wants to join the ranks of saluu and meso then he needs to start communicating as such but in all seriousness roid monkey is saluu yes talk about how to really cut and rip up with eca diet excersize along with tren and winny winny that gains 50lbs of bs for some all at one time in 6 weeks training 10 weeks. LAC do not forget about pct for axe I try doing 1 tbsp of honey per day until meso recovers. Meso is down with that and down with saluu long live underground and watch out for newbs like axe and saluu should do. meso is saying bye to thread that parody good watch for.
    haha me thinks meso trying to poke fun at serious thread. I dont train for 10 weeks, been liftin for 2 and half months. What time to take the honey?

    (how's that? )

    Long live roid monkeys!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    Ok so axe shoot 2k creatine a day!!!! Me dont have whiskey, will everclear work?
    Everclear may, but Id go with some Moonshine if you can come across it. I find it works best when injected right into your liver with a 12 guage 7".

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    Hey Mesomorphyl you look huge in avatar Pm me with yor cycles and how to take also with you back exercizes to do maybe deadlifts or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    Hey Mesomorphyl you look huge in avatar Pm me with yor cycles and how to take also with you back exercizes to do maybe deadlifts or something.
    He pulled that one on me yesterday!! Classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    He pulled that one on me yesterday!! Classic.
    Yeah that's what I got it from

    Hey judman u too pm axe with cycle and stats back huge long live you!!!!

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    im sorry axe there will never be another roid monkey like salu

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrunkennutz116
    im sorry axe there will never be another roid monkey like salu
    I don't know man, he's doing pretty well with the monkey lingo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrunkennutz116
    im sorry axe there will never be another roid monkey like salu
    hey dont rain on my parade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    I don't know man, he's doing pretty well with the monkey lingo...
    yea but nothing can beat the orignal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    Hey Mesomorphyl you look huge in avatar Pm me with yor cycles and how to take also with you back exercizes to do maybe deadlifts or something.
    That is hilarious!!!!

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    Is axe calling saluu out????lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Is axe calling saluu out????lol
    FIGHT!!!!FIGHT!!!!. Ok, enough highschool flashbacks...

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    AXE I thank you for the laugh!!!!!! I just got called into work and I needed this one!!





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    serious now wondering I was at club last night and took girl home and me screw her but next morning it burn while I pee so the doc made me piss on stick and came back that negative so yess!!! So I think my dick still works but not sure about my balls because me a roid monkey!!!!! Long live me!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    AXE I thank you for the laugh!!!!!! I just got called into work and I needed this one!!




    Saluuu, where are you?? I contributed a whole thread in your honor. I cannot live up to your name but axe is trying! Please teach me how!!!

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    What about your gyno chest aXe?? Do the girls still love it on the beach??

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    Quote Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder
    What about your gyno chest aXe?? Do the girls still love it on the beach??
    no I got rid that. I use ECA ppl here help me I swear I used to be 6'1" 300 lbs now I'm 150lbs ripped!

    Man the more I read his posts the more I laugh! He's one funny mother****er. Saluu for moderator!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder
    Everclear may, but Id go with some Moonshine if you can come across it. I find it works best when injected right into your liver with a 12 guage 7".
    WHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA LMFOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    you never know bro because that is such a sweet stack and we all want rippage for spring break....

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    Better hope saluu doesn't see this thread. He gets jealous when others call themselves a roid monkey for he is the only roid monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    actually if axe wants to join the ranks of saluu and meso then he needs to start communicating as such but in all seriousness roid monkey is saluu yes talk about how to really cut and rip up with eca diet excersize along with tren and winny winny that gains 50lbs of bs for some all at one time in 6 weeks training 10 weeks. LAC do not forget about pct for axe I try doing 1 tbsp of honey per day until meso recovers. Meso is down with that and down with saluu long live underground and watch out for newbs like axe and saluu should do. meso is saying bye to thread that parody good watch for.
    Hahahaha. Holy sh*t I'm laughin' hard.

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    What the fuuck has happened to our board??

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