Can someone help me dude... 1st cycle bro's

[Danbrooks2k]

Ok bro's snaggeg me some l33t gear from TJ and even though Im havent put my bowflex together yet Im ready to do deez drugz yo.

I have 400 anadrol , a bag of skittles, 400 winstrol , some candy ciggaretes, a half a pack of rollo's and 400 dbol ...

My bro said fvck nolvadex or clomidz, a real man dont need no PCT, only thing i am missing if some pinz... but I have an old air pump for a football and a file that I could sharpen the tip with so Im pretty much straight.

although like I said my bowflex aint together yet ( stupid lazy dad ) but my flex is in mad effex yo! I hear you guys talking **** about a diet, but you I dont need a diet, i need to gain all the weight I can get yall...

NE way, just hook me up on how to take that gear, I wanna get it all used up in 4 weeks so I can go back to TJ when I get my allowance again.

fittin' ta get my swole on... can i get a hell yeah! Im bout to get mad big up in dis biatch!

word...

[Juddman]

Bro, here's what you need to do. Ditch the anadrol and winny, double up on the candy cigarettes..that will raise your blood levels real good. After you start to feel that kicking in, 2 hours bowflex in the morning and 2 hours at night, 7 days a week. Try 8 even.
Good luck bro!













(This is obviously a joke)

[Thegr8One]

yeah bro mix it with dog food and take it like a supository

[G-1000]

i see you have nothing better to do.

[G-1000]

there is a crack head down the street that will sell you some used pins

[GREENMACHINE]

[Angel of death]

Just keep the water intake up man

[ChefJ]

Did you just get back from tj with all of that stuff???

[Mesomorphyl]

I wanna juice, don't wanna get big and muscley

^Anytime a joke thread comes up I have to show this classic^