Ex-gf tried to bust me last night! Thank the juice gods this is Canada!
Wow what a night, and what a dumb f'ing bitch! :frown:
I broke up with my gf (who's a bitch btw), about 2 months ago and it wasn't a very clean break. Shes kept in touch somewhat since then trying to keep us as friends (some friend!!), but last night sh*t hit the fan. We got in an argument on the phone about practically nothing, I blamed her bitchyness and her attitute lately for it and for what broke us up, she obviously didn't quite agree lol. She (dumb bitch) then said it was me not her that was being the jackass lately and went on to accused me of using steroids and blaming them for it using "roid rage" (I'm actually a very calm person, I don't even get angry at her, nothing to justify rage anyway).
I denied it at first but she (worthless ****) wouldnt drop it and stfu so I just said "so what if I am? its none of your business what I put in my own body, especially now you're not even with me, why would it matter to you." She took that as a yes.
Then to be a supreme super bitch she called the police (she said she was going to save me from my addiction lmao) and told them I had "illegal drugs" in my house and they were making me violent or some bs like that.
So at about 1:30AM I get a police officer at my door telling me the situation and asking if he can come in and talk to me. I politely let him in and offered him some coffee and peanut butter protien cookies lol (to make my ex look like an idiot).
He asked me questions about my ex and what drugs it is that she was talking about. I said I don't do rec drugs and if he wanted he could take me down to the station and I would volenteer a urine test to clear it up. He said that wouldn't be nessisary and then radio'ed asking what he was looking for exactly, the opporator came back with "anabolic steroids", thought I might be in some sh*t here.
I admited I used steroids and decided to just show him since I knew he'd be back with a warrent if he wanted. I only had a couple vials of Test and few other empties and he told me he had nothing he could charge me with since he didn't think what I had justified distrobution and possestion is not illegal for personal use here in good ol' Canada. **** I was happy!! :wg:
Before he left, I had one last thing to do :dg: I called my ex back and told her "theres someone here who would like to tell you something" and handed the phone to the officer "this is officer richards, I've investigated your complaint and found what you described to dispatch, none of which he isn't legally allowed to possess, in the future please don't call the police just to get your ex's in trouble, that'd be appreciated, have a nice night" :lol: I hope she feels like an f'ing dips*it today!
VIVA CANADA :wg:
