Ex-gf tried to bust me last night! Thank the juice gods this is Canada!

[1-Cent]

Wow what a night, and what a dumb f'ing bitch!

I broke up with my gf (who's a bitch btw), about 2 months ago and it wasn't a very clean break. Shes kept in touch somewhat since then trying to keep us as friends (some friend!!), but last night sh*t hit the fan. We got in an argument on the phone about practically nothing, I blamed her bitchyness and her attitute lately for it and for what broke us up, she obviously didn't quite agree lol. She (dumb bitch) then said it was me not her that was being the jackass lately and went on to accused me of using steroids and blaming them for it using "roid rage " (I'm actually a very calm person, I don't even get angry at her, nothing to justify rage anyway).

I denied it at first but she (worthless ****) wouldnt drop it and stfu so I just said "so what if I am? its none of your business what I put in my own body, especially now you're not even with me, why would it matter to you." She took that as a yes.
Then to be a supreme super bitch she called the police (she said she was going to save me from my addiction lmao) and told them I had "illegal drugs" in my house and they were making me violent or some bs like that.

So at about 1:30AM I get a police officer at my door telling me the situation and asking if he can come in and talk to me. I politely let him in and offered him some coffee and peanut butter protien cookies lol (to make my ex look like an idiot).
He asked me questions about my ex and what drugs it is that she was talking about. I said I don't do rec drugs and if he wanted he could take me down to the station and I would volenteer a urine test to clear it up. He said that wouldn't be nessisary and then radio'ed asking what he was looking for exactly, the opporator came back with "anabolic steroids", thought I might be in some sh*t here.

I admited I used steroids and decided to just show him since I knew he'd be back with a warrent if he wanted. I only had a couple vials of Test and few other empties and he told me he had nothing he could charge me with since he didn't think what I had justified distrobution and possestion is not illegal for personal use here in good ol' Canada. **** I was happy!!

Before he left, I had one last thing to do I called my ex back and told her "theres someone here who would like to tell you something" and handed the phone to the officer "this is officer richards, I've investigated your complaint and found what you described to dispatch, none of which he isn't legally allowed to possess, in the future please don't call the police just to get your ex's in trouble, that'd be appreciated, have a nice night" I hope she feels like an f'ing dips*it today!

VIVA CANADA

[absolutebob]

Wow! That's hularious. I bet you were dancing around your house with the biggest smile on your face all night. You should send her a thank you card.

[bowie]

OH, Canada, Yea, brother.

[Dude-Man]

awesome.

[Pale Horse]

I luv that story, this is a "rare" incident when I feel warm and fuzzy about Canada!

[nathanw21]

that is great. fvck that b!tch. why do girl always think that becasue they cant get you back the next best thing is to get you into trouble. like that is going to bring you back to them. i hope you have some dirt on her to throw in her face.

[TallB4Small]

Thats badass man... The Cops in America woulda got you for that, for sure!!!

[LimitsAreNothing]

Thats some funny stuff man. But in america, you would have been cuffed and stuffed.

[Terminator1]

Not sure about Canada but in the US they cant just go on some ones word that there are "drugs in someones house". Yes they may come and talk to you. But no they cant and will not be able to get a warrant without actually seeing it or smelling it(mariujana). You should have told the pig to f*ck his self and get a warrant. And then told the pigs that you girlfriend is dealing coke and its all kept in her panty drawer in her bedroom. Go make up with her and stash a bag of coke in her drawer and sit back and laugh when she gets busted!

[soo2bhuge]

time for me to move to canada.

[1-Cent]

that is great. fvck that b!tch. why do girl always think that becasue they cant get you back the next best thing is to get you into trouble. like that is going to bring you back to them. i hope you have some dirt on her to throw in her face.

Oh I've got dirt bro, the question is if I'm going to be the bigger man or not

[Mesomorphyl]

Oh I've got dirt bro, the question is if I'm going to be the bigger man or not

If it is legal stuff, take the high road and leave the police out of it... But if it is embarassing stuff, make flyers get a phone chain going and spread that around.

[1-Cent]

time for me to move to canada.

Oh btw, the officer said that he could take it if he wanted, since I did not have a perscription for it. But thats kind of a technicality since who keeps a record of their perscriptions on their person... so its basicly left up to the officer, he told me if I had been uncooperative he probably would have considered it. Same goes for any script drug (AAS are in the same catagory).

[TheMudMan]

LOL good for you.............. In the US they would have us in cuffs.

[tycin]

Oh I've got dirt bro, the question is if I'm going to be the bigger man or not

like meso said if it involves cops dont do anything but if it will just make her look like an idiot go for it....or u could just laugh at her and dont do anything, that might make her evn more pissed off.

[Juggernaut]

LOL good for you.............. In the US they would have us in cuffs.

And looking down their noses at us like we were crack addicts as well!

[flabbywussy]

Oh I've got dirt bro, the question is if I'm going to be the bigger man or not

the best revenge is to go on with your life and pretend she doesn't exist.

[Cheters]

I am moving to canada...eh

[big daddy k de]

good stuff bro !!!!!

[Rob]

Canada rules!

[HeavyHitter]

Not sure about Canada but in the US they cant just go on some ones word that there are "drugs in someones house". Yes they may come and talk to you. But no they cant and will not be able to get a warrant without actually seeing it or smelling it(mariujana). You should have told the pig to f*ck his self and get a warrant. And then told the pigs that you girlfriend is dealing coke and its all kept in her panty drawer in her bedroom. Go make up with her and stash a bag of coke in her drawer and sit back and laugh when she gets busted!

thats true, you didnt have to let him in!! but thats a fcking great story!! You better do something back to her bro!!

[Deez101]

There you go, now you know why I posted my post about reconsidering telling your girlfriends about AAS use.

99% of women can be vindictive little bitches.

[smegs]

hahah so jokes!
LOVE CANADA

[sknnyprycn]

that's great stuf man. (do unto others. . .)

[nate3422]

thats awsome bro my ex is the same way, a stupid Bit**. I got a good lugh out of that

[vettewreck]

just post naked pics of her and beg the MODS for this one exception b/c she almost got you in trouble!!

[absolutebob]

There you go, now you know why I posted my post about reconsidering telling your girlfriends about AAS use.

99% of women can be vindictive little bitches.

I read your post but didn't want to say anything cause it was like the 50th post I've seen like that. Do not tell your girlfriends. It is a bad idea. In this case you were lucky you lived in Canada but if you were in the United States you would have been screwed if the cops wanted to bust you.

[31uniform]

i love how you had the cop talk to her. pissa!

[clhp20]

hey, what a story, i got chills from it, in a good way.. Just wondering, does Canada sell them also. Since they are somewhat legal there, are they readily available as opposed to the way US is about it?

[LORDBLiTZ]

just post naked pics of her and beg the MODS for this one exception b/c she almost got you in trouble!!

[Blown_SC]

Gotta love Canada....

[Hed]

Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha. Great story. Thanks.

[icewind]

Nice....

But I still can belive how far some of these bitches will go just to fuk you up !!

[FinaGuy]

Dude thats sick lol

you should still choke her out tho lol...

jk

[Juddman]

Women..always gotta be complicating schit.

[Basilus]

Man thats the best story ever

[Thegr8One]

I don't blame ya for getting rid of her
what an assbag!!!

[p0d0078]

just packed all my sh1t and ready to move to Canada i'm walking out as i type, so i'll see you there.

[chicamahomico]

O Canada....god I love this place.

[RussianVodka]

your are lucky man:-)