throwin hands with a major juicer? Any advice

**West Coast All Star** · 04-07-2005, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

Fight dirty and fight smart. Knees, throat, balls, shins, etc. All will get him down and from there you are good to go.

I am a subscriber to the fact that there is no such thing as dirty fighting.

***G-1000*** · 04-07-2005, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by West Coast All Star

I am a subscriber to the fact that there is no such thing as dirty fighting.

he who walks a way win's

**KINGKONG** · 04-07-2005, 05:30 PM

I just read the original thread,Bro you have a horrible attitude Iam 5'9 250ish no abnomaly big guy and I will fight anyone and I make that known..The thing about street fighting is a small % of PPL really wants to do it...They try to scare you talk all kind of sh!t but I seem to only run into the ones that are still talking when I punch them in there stomach or face if I can get it(last guy was 6'8 so I had to go low)My point is go to meet him and while he's still talking mess take his jaw off or break his nose if you feel you need to go dirty a punch to the throat or knee to the balls will take anyone down when applied correctly...Thr moral here is the person who throws the first punch usually wins....

**KINGKONG** · 04-07-2005, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

he who walks a way win's

wins the battle sometime not the war...Ive completly destroyed PPL and have gotten many injuries doing so..I feel great walking away but five years later when Iam playing basketball and my wrists and hands and my shoulder
are killing me I think the guy who got his nose broke or whatever got the upper hand...From now on I take no chances if a situation rises I take care of it before I get hurt in ways to minimize hurting myself....Fighting sucks but along with a rep comes PPL trying to take it...

**BigMike J** · 04-07-2005, 05:43 PM

bigger the harder they fall. If you gotta use a bat just make sure you connect on the first try. Myself bats don't scare me, bringem on.

**KINGKONG** · 04-07-2005, 05:43 PM

Oh and let us know if you beat that a$$ or what...

**need2bhuge** · 04-07-2005, 06:04 PM

Your best bet is to keep a little distance between you and him, what ever you do don't let him get a hold of you! A swift kick to the outside of the knee should drop him down, then just put a knee in his face, or jab his eyes, blind him! If a big guy can't see and walk then he'll have a hard time. But if he has a weapon, I'd check your ego and leave...I tried to stand up to 6 people with bats before and it didn't work out too well. They split my skull twice, broke to ribs, stabbed me in the back and collapsed one of my lungs...trust me, it's not worth it. But hey, if it's a fair fight, do it up!

**GridIronDevil** · 04-07-2005, 06:17 PM

"the bigger they are the harder they fall"
lmao the only time i hear peeps saying this is when they are half the size of their opponent...bigger they are they are dont mean **** and neither does it matter if your small...fighting is somthing that human beingings were made to do...back in the cave man days you think those guys thought about thery reputation...no they thought about hey if i **** this bitch up i get his food his cave and some pussy from his wivesand if i dont ill just go home sleep in my cave eat my food and get pussy from my wives...determination is what is key...i personally belive in anything you do heart is at least 50% of what matters if you dont have heart and are determined to accomplish somthing...it will never happen period.

**chem enhanced** · 04-07-2005, 06:24 PM

well, what ever you do i hope you you kick the shiit out of him and after you beat him down you gotta TEA BAG HIS ASSS right on his stupid cranium how fukin funny would that be?? or the loser has to give up anal..... at least one of you will be fighting for real

**NewGuy88** · 04-07-2005, 06:48 PM

If you ever run into him, skip all the talking and arguing, just walk up to him and unload on the kid, he won't expect that at all, and if somehow you lose then you lose but at least you were man enough to fight. Just whatever you do don't agree to meet him somewhere, that means he is with a bunch of his buddies. Plus don't let the kid get you on the ground, cause then youre finished.

**saluu** · 04-07-2005, 07:03 PM

do it monkey style jump on his back and take the classic oe old english 8 ball and smash it on his head you will lose only 8 dollars, then kick him in the balls. and the tko move punch him in the adams apple lightly so you dont kill him if you go to jail i will send your gear there in the mean time i will bang your chick in the saluu monkey jungle and my porno well be called my boyfriend aint man enough but the monkey is ha ha .

**chem enhanced** · 04-07-2005, 07:16 PM

you are a sik sik monkey saluu

**zuke** · 04-07-2005, 07:37 PM

i think this guy might have already gotten his azz beat down and has quit responding...

**KINGKONG** · 04-07-2005, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by saluu

do it monkey style jump on his back and take the classic oe old english 8 ball and smash it on his head you will lose only 8 dollars, then kick him in the balls. and the tko move punch him in the adams apple lightly so you dont kill him if you go to jail i will send your gear there in the mean time i will bang your chick in the saluu monkey jungle and my porno well be called my boyfriend aint man enough but the monkey is ha ha .

Thats my boy.....

**jbol** · 04-07-2005, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by saluu

do it monkey style jump on his back and take the classic oe old english 8 ball and smash it on his head you will lose only 8 dollars, then kick him in the balls. and the tko move punch him in the adams apple lightly so you dont kill him if you go to jail i will send your gear there in the mean time i will bang your chick in the saluu monkey jungle and my porno well be called my boyfriend aint man enough but the monkey is ha ha .

**insanepump621** · 04-07-2005, 08:18 PM

It hasnt happened yet I dnt even know the kid alls I know he still likes the girl... she told me i shouldnt worry about him and he wont touch me. BUt after all the good advice and bad advice I have been givin i can deff. put both the good and the bad to very good use I am not intimidated one bit I Just thought if anyone has any tips and apparently you guys have many lol

**insanepump621** · 04-07-2005, 08:19 PM

by the way hes 6'2 only 18 and hes 250 maybe bigger like 260 or 270 you think he is mostly fat I heard hes big but his body fat percentage cant be that low

**lean123** · 04-07-2005, 08:21 PM

nothing a louisville slugger cant solve.....

**rock75** · 04-08-2005, 08:36 AM

Vale has given you some good advice...

if possible kick from the oustide of the knee inward, if he drops to the front knee him in the head if not then one to the temple

BUT ONCE YOU HAVE TAKEN AWAY THE THREAT IT IS NO LONGER SELF DEFENSE AND DEPENDING UPON HOW BAD IT GETS THE CHARGES CAN RANGE FROM ASSUALT & BATTERY TO ATTEMPTED MURDER, so once you have him on the ground and not moving, leave him alone and turn to his ex and say come on and let's go fuuck!!!

**RedMule** · 04-08-2005, 02:08 PM

Join the USMC (MARINES) and get yourself a pair of BALLS!!!! LMAO

**Italion Stallion07** · 04-08-2005, 02:20 PM

If he is that big and he is 18 i cant imagtine alot of kids he knows are challenging him... ever... so hes probably never been in a fight in his life so just use his inexperience against him..... tell us how it goes!

**BITTAPART2** · 04-08-2005, 02:31 PM

bro I hate to be that guy who offers his fighting advice and all, but for real fuk size bro, I have dropped a kid that was 6'5" 260 when I was in school, I weighed about 140 or so at the time LOL, I hit him w/ a bookbag full of rocks right in the jaw folloed w/ a few straights on his way down. just like italionstalion said, his size hes probably not been in too many fights

**Rob** · 04-08-2005, 02:33 PM

When are you going to fight him?!?! this thread is getting long enough...fight and post the result

**Ridla** · 04-08-2005, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Vale Tudo

I am sure he will have SEVERAL of his peers with him, which means he is coming to fight! But at the same time before this occurs he will want to hear himself talk about how bad he is gonna whoop your arse! With that being said, when you arrive to said fight and see him......walk up to him, kick him as hard as you can square in the knee just as he is about to start running his mouth ( and when I say hard I mean try and kick through that mofo). Which ever knee you kick him in he is going to lean that way. So if you are right handed, kick him in his right knee so that way when he leans to your left, you can unload one square in his temple. LIGHTS OUT. When you see him go out though DO NOT STOP....commence to getting on top of him and making him look un-recognizable!

OR:
You can see if you can round up about $10k and hire Kimo!

What if he misses the knee?!?!?!?!?

**UNTOUCHABLE** · 04-08-2005, 03:11 PM

Man this dude is trying to be a bully and show off in front of everyone else. Go up, kick him in the nut and when he bends over grab his head and smash his nose over your knee. Throw him on the ground and finish beating the **** out of him. The girl is probably 95% of the problem too. She is egging it on to both of you so it will make here feel important. And the last thing is get it in you head that you are going to beat the **** out of this guy not the other way around. If you don't you are already beat, and don't let him bully you around.

HIGHSCHOOL BULL**** LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**speak** · 04-08-2005, 03:36 PM

It would be funny if the guy is a member here and shows up with knee braces and a throat guard, looking like the road warrior and ready to go.

**SoCalRaf** · 04-08-2005, 03:45 PM

fist decide if the "juice is worth the squeeze" cause if it is, even if you f*ck this guy up, retaliation is always floatin around in the air. Once you decide she's worth it, (take it from experience, my boys and I have been in plenty of street/bar/party scraps to know that you ALWAYS roll to a fight with mad heads, basically your closest boys that even if out numbered would take the ass whoopin with you and not puss out) call this fool out, or even better, find out where he works. Then if you and just 1 of your closest boys confront him in the parking lot while he's leaving work and just give it your all. (have your boy with you just in case, not to jump the guy) Make sure you go in to the fight with the GRACIE MENTALITY: always enter the ring/octagon without a single doubt that you will be victorious. Best of luck homie.

**taiboxa** · 04-08-2005, 03:57 PM

has anyone told him to just apologize for Touching "his" woman and then just walking away from this whole homoerotic situation?!
Edite: love all this advice; hit him in throat, break his knee, kick him in the nuts, do a tripple cart'wheel into a roundabout hurricane kick w/ fireball combo, shoot him in face, and finally my favorite hit him w/ an eightball

but reading how to beat the krap outta someone and actually doing it is like the difference from telling saluu how to compose proper sentences and then him actually doing it

takes practice and time not simple text based instructions

so heres my 2cc's
go get into as many pointless fights as possible w/ all likes of people big, small, old, young, smart, dumb.. its like a video game... get about 10,000,000exp and then you will easily be able to take him.

**Cuttup** · 04-08-2005, 03:59 PM

...........no seriuosly..knuckle up. you might surprise yourself.

**KINGKONG** · 04-08-2005, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

has anyone told him to just apologize for Touching "his" woman and then just walking away from this whole homoerotic situation?!

The last guy that touched my girl was apologizing when I broke his teeth out...Sometimes apology's are just to late...

**taiboxa** · 04-08-2005, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by KINGKONG

The last guy that was touched my girl was apologizing when I broke his teeth out...Sometimes apology's are just to late...

well then looks like he is going to have to master the

Originally Posted by taiboxa

tripple cart'wheel into a roundabout hurricane kick w/ fireball combo

**KINGKONG** · 04-08-2005, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

well then looks like he is going to have to master the

Iam sure he already no's how to do that otherwise why would he ask a steriod board for advice...Like juicers have a special place to hit that brings them down...Go for the left eye it's a steriod users weakness

**Beefkake31** · 04-08-2005, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by flabbywussy

ok..... here's what do do..well, you know how when there's about to be a fight and guys start taking off their shirts ?..just don't stop there keep going take of everything you have until you're butt @ss naked...

just think about it bro....who wants to wrestle with a naked man?

I haven't finished reading the rest of the thread yet but this made my day , I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

**Beefkake31** · 04-08-2005, 05:10 PM

Oh ya and why would you post this in a steroid forum full of young raging testosterone monkeys. All you are going to get is "kill him" lol. You won't get any good advice here. And btw, I agree with what someone said earlier, if you had to fight him out of defense then the best thing to do is once you see a opening just go for the headlock, make it your focus, no matter what just go for that. Put your arm around the back of his neck as fast as you can and go all the way around and squeeze for the life of you until he can't breathe that good and let go. He won't be able to get his breathe back for a while and You can either taunt him a little more or just let it go.

**Maetenloch** · 04-08-2005, 06:27 PM

Ok let's take a look at the risks and rewards of fighting this guy:

Downside: humiliation and/or permanent disability or death, spending next year watching your back
Upside: the temporary satisfaction of beating up an issues-ridden ex-boyfriend of a casual female acquaintance

Unless you just enjoy the drama, I don't see where the payoff is.

Think of it another way: if you thought there was a rabid dog lurking on the edge of town that had a particular dislike for you, would you go seek it out and fight it barehanded to prove how tough you are? Probably not (if you were smart).
A better strategy would be to avoid the dog all together and/or call Animal Control. And if you felt that the dog posed a real and imminent threat to you (or your family), carry a firearm and dispatch it if confronted.

Life is just too short for this kind of crap.

**Governor** · 04-08-2005, 06:43 PM

bats?? WTF? You people trying to kill people?? Jesus. First of all, you will look like a pussy if you bring a bat to a bare knuckle fight. Second, you expect a fight to go down with a bat? Third, if some "badass" brought out their bat and charged me with it, he would have about 6 10mm wide holes through him- so much for the badass with the bat. Fourth, planned fights are ****ing stupid (unless you fight for a living). Leave him the **** alone and dont open your mouth (though talking is the number 1 dumbass reason to get into a fight). If something happens, it happens, and be sure if you think something is going down, attack, dont wait and try to defend.

**colossus1** · 04-08-2005, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by saluu

do it monkey style jump on his back and take the classic oe old english 8 ball and smash it on his head you will lose only 8 dollars, then kick him in the balls. and the tko move punch him in the adams apple lightly so you dont kill him if you go to jail i will send your gear there in the mean time i will bang your chick in the saluu monkey jungle and my porno well be called my boyfriend aint man enough but the monkey is ha ha .

Best post ever.

**cdogge** · 04-08-2005, 07:38 PM

dude...just fight him...**** kick his ass....and if you don't...who cares atleast you took up some of his time....and if you get one good punch in i'll bet he won't ever want to fight you again

**SplinterCell** · 04-08-2005, 07:41 PM

Or you could not fight

**SHRED** · 04-08-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by insanepump621

Im currently 5'10 192 lbs I am in between cycles so im off right now. I am talking to this girl who has a 18 ur old ex b/f who is 6'2 250 claims he never juiced but idk how you get that big. He wants to throw hands becuase im talking to the girl. I dont want to puss out but one hit on me and im pretty done for it. Any advice im located in the new haven area of ct if anyone wants to help me lol. Wat should I do?

im in stamford....i'll meet you at Neat at 10pm....lol