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    New product!! Steroid Cleanse from Solid Muscle, Inc!!!!

    There is a New product that will be hitting the market in 1-2 weeks!!! We are bringing a NEW PRODUCT to all of you!!!! We are presenting the new "Steroid Cleanse" by our sister company Solid Muscle, Inc. This will clear out ANY steroids or other substances within 5 days of its use. This is not a masking agent, but a CLEANSE. You will be permanantly CLEAN of all steroids in 5 days!!!! I have test results to prove it. I was 23 TIMES the normal (legal) testosterone levels and within 5 days I after taking our new product... I WAS CLEAN!!!! My test levels were normal!

    ****The 15 day kit is needed for Deca (nadrolone)****

    There will be a 100% money back gaurantee.

    If you would like to learn more and see my test results (5 days apart!!) start the topic here. We will change the way athletes are looked at! WE WILL CLEAN THEM BEFORE A TEST!!!

    This is NOT A JOKE. I am very serious about this. The price will be roughly $110 - $120 for the 5 day cleanse.


    Comments and questions are welcome!! This will be the first STEROID CLEANSE ever. Thank you all for being a part of Anabolic Review. Thank you for all of the members and visitors who have supported us by purchasing from us and making this new product possible. We are about to make history guys!!!


    Cant bash steroid users if you dont know who we are!!!!

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    sounds good...

    how does it clean everything out??? can you disclose that, or is it confidential?

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    Sounds like a skepitcal promotional ad from a mid-afternoon tv commercial. As EatRite asked, how does it work?..I wouldn't purchase anything without knowing how it works

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    Clean that up tommy... you are talking to brian

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    very interesting... might have to purchase that.. and wouldnt that effect the gradualy drop in test? not giving you much time to get yours back to speed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyTrainR
    Sounds like a skepitcal promotional ad from a mid-afternoon tv commercial. As EatRite asked, how does it work?..I wouldn't purchase anything without knowing how it works
    This is system admin youre hearing from, not some newbie promoting a bunk product.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EatRite
    sounds good...

    how does it clean everything out??? can you disclose that, or is it confidential?
    shhhh... it's secret.

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    Good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slacker
    very interesting... might have to purchase that.. and wouldnt that effect the gradualy drop in test? not giving you much time to get yours back to speed?
    If it actually worked that way pct could become revolutionary... Imagine long esters cleared in 5 days... You could start your clomid immediately and would not have to worry about waiting.

    I do not know if it works that way, just getting a bit excited.

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    WOW! this is gonna change the world of AAS forever!

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    ****, you will have a helluva market in the MLB right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Consistency
    WOW! this is gonna change the world of AAS forever!

    Eh, .com[/url] already has a kit like this, cleanses you out in a few days also. They have something like a 99.X% success rate with it.

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    is this something that you would be able to pass a blood/urine test w/??

    i mean, i would like to know more about the product and what it actually does, and if indeed does make your body clean enough to pass a test, would it pass one of Dr. W Llewlyn's tests??? i mean, he has tests for everyting...

    -Biggie.

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    Sounds great.

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    how would this affect a cycle? does this basically end ur cycle? wil it cost you gains? what about pct after "cleansing"

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    Good to hear.... will definitely make things more interesting...........

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    Ok, you have us chomping at the bit... especially those on eq... so what gives and will it be sold as a research product?

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    Cant wait to hear reviews from users

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hed
    ****, you will have a helluva market in the MLB right now.
    and the olympics for that matter rite???

    -Biggie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Clean that up tommy... you are talking to brian
    Nah, no need for clean up. I was just voicing my opinion. I understand it's Brian and it's not a bunk product, I was just amused over the way he presented it. I was expecting one of those "If you buy within the next 10 mins....." pitches at the end haha..No offense intended Brian. I think you'll have a big market in the MLB! I say you bump the price up for those athletes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    This is system admin youre hearing from, not some newbie promoting a bunk product.
    Oh well that means it has to be on the level and it works than right? LOL Right...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyTrainR
    I was just voicing my opinion.
    Well if anyone including the female members wants your opinion we will virtually beat it out of you. You ever have a cyber ass beating boy?

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    You have a mustache.

    Quote Originally Posted by mark956101957
    Oh well that means it has to be on the level and it works than right? LOL Right...........

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    THIS HAS MADE MY DAY!!!

    Seeing as how its from Brian I feel I can trust it more, but of course I would also like to know how it works and what not. TAKE THAT NCAA!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGGIE_smalls
    and the olympics for that matter rite???

    -Biggie
    LMAO....riiight.....I like this board as much as the next guy. But @ the wolrd levle and Olympic level stakes are too high to put ALL your trust and hope into a $100.00 kit.!!

    Not gonna happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    You have a mustache.
    oooooo...BURNED!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    You have a mustache.
    Yes Mr. BDTR I do what is your point? : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    You have a mustache.
    lmao

    By the way..A virtual beating mesomorphyl? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark956101957
    Yes Mr. BDTR I do what is your point? : )
    Tell him if you want to look like a 70's porn star you have that right.

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    A wise man once said, never trust the opinion of someone with a mustache unless they're a porn star or grew it before pearl harbor.

    Quote Originally Posted by mark956101957
    Yes Mr. BDTR I do what is your point? : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    You have a mustache.
    somehow ROFLMFAO just doesn't cut it here.

    i've been giggling for like ten minutes strait over that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    A wise man once said, never trust the opinion of someone with a mustache unless they're a porn star or grew it before pearl harbor.
    Thats funny..... just a bit skeptical of this new product- time will tell if it does all we are told it will do.

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    I'm just playing with him.

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    I am telling you all that

    I HAVE THE BEFORE TEST and five days later, I HAVE THE AFTER TEST.

    5 DAYS CLEANED OUT MY TEST LEVELS... How do you explain that????


    My test levels will show 23 times the normal level before... and the test after (which the dates and my social are on both lab tests) are NORMAL. I will post them on Monday when i get near a scanner. This is NOT Bull Sh!t.

    People always want proof and that is 100% fine with me. You will get your proof as people buy and post.

    I injected propionate , cypionate , enanthate , and deca . I took the oral 50mg winny for 3 weeks and ended all the day of the first test which was on 3/9/05. My test levels were at 23 (anything above 6 is failing) and my nanograms were at 81ng/ml

    After the 5 day cleanse, taken on 3/15/05 my testosterone levels were 4.0 and my nangrams were 14ng/ml

    I failed the deca test on both the before and after. The 15 day cleanse will be needed to clear out nandrolone . You may feel free to call the lab that did these tests when I post them.

    This also cleaned out my blood (although blood tests are not common, ever for steroid testing)

    Something to think about:
    If you do get a "pop" piss test and fail due to no time to clean out... You DO GET a chance to retest according to the rules of sporting organizations (most anyway). This will give you the 5 days needed (or 15) that you need to clean out.

    Bc

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    My tests took 10-14 days to come back from the lab.

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    <----tears of joy

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    sweet nice to know

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    well im not knocking you at all but if you were taking test prop or bdol and your test levels were raised up really high from that then 10 days later they would go back down without taking any $100+ cleansing kit. but if you were on deca or eg or test e, then i can see you personal tests being useful. but it takes more than one test to actually knwo if it really works. im just skeptical that all, im not calling you a liar i would just like to know a lil more info on that cycle you were on when you took the first test. adn why did it take 10-14 days for your lab work i get my results back in 3-4 days. i get my blood tested all like eow when im on.

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    I dont know why it took my lab work to come back after 10-14 days??

    I was told that it took a little longer due to the 10 pannel testing I had done which cost me 265 bucks a pop

    bc

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    Where can this be obtained? ANd please....explain more

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