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    Steroid story found in a book....any truth behind it?

    I took out this book called Anabolic Steroids and the Athlete second edition, by William N. Taylor, M.D. and i'm lookin through here and i find this story about some guy named Ace. Ace was a highschool football player and wanted to play college, but instead decided to bodybuild and juice for the next 2-3 years. this is 2 parts of the text, pretty much word for word unless i messed up somewhere.
    One day Ace and a friend stopped at a phone booth to determine the location of a party they were to attend. Ace received a busy signal and that was enough to cause him to fly into a rage. He hugged the phone booth, uprooted it from the concrete, and tossed it into the parking lot about 50 feet away.
    then he talks about how this dude Ace got a hitchhiker, and beat him to death with a lead pipe, scalped him, shaved his body, hung him from a rope and ran him over with his car alot....
    Then the next part is this
    Ace's late phase of Anabolic Steroid use :
    Major personality changes: "Had rushes of energy and power....could pound the earth with my fists and feel the earth vibrate....everyone was watching me....everyone was afriad of me....everything pissed me off...most of my friends stopped being my friends...i was in several fights....all i thought about was building my body t compte in bodybuilding...i was arrested for possession of cocaine...i once turned over 15 cars...i pulled a phone booth out of the cement and threw it...i beat up that hitchhiker real bad for no reason....out in the field with the hitchiker i felt along...everbody was in the shadows...al i could hear was my head buzzing."

    What do u guys think of this story...any truth behind it?

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    Hell no unless that b1tch was physco to begin with. Come on who pulls a ****ing phone booth out of the ground.

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    a reaaaaaalllllyyyy strong angry mofoka

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    Sounds like an episode of The Incredible Hulk

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    yes totally true i believe it 100%

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    roids will change you though
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    that is funniest story everrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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    how could anyone beleive that story?

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    i think ace's real name is saluu the roid monkey....

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    oh shit, it happend to him too!!! guess im not the only one that beat the **** outta some homeless man.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by topvega
    i think ace's real name is saluu the roid monkey....














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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Hell no unless that b1tch was physco to begin with. Come on who pulls a ****ing phone booth out of the ground.

    ha hah haha ah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantzen4k



    that is funniest story everrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
    It actually brought a tear to my eye. Seriously though, that just sounds like a good Saturday night around here.

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    yeah i think they took that out of a hulk comic book.. who fvckin pulls telephone polls out of the ground.. and booths flyin 50 feet.lmao

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    It could be true but Ace would have already been a nut way before the juice.

    Crazy people+ steroids = bad things

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    This is great. It's so outrageously abusurd it's like a parody of an anti-drug message. I don't care if you're shooting 4 grams of test and taking halo's, roids will NOT MAKE you DO anything. Unless you're on some hallucinogen (roids aren't even in the same class with mind altering drugs... it's like saying vitamin c is the same as ketamine) YOU control your actions. It's been said hundreds of times, if you're a mature adult, you can control yourself. Think about it, people go batshit and assault and murder people every day. Are all these people on roids? Is "road rage" caused by the cars or the road? No, it's a result of the moral void that is becoming more and more common in modern society. People are self obsessed, self worshiping and want to blame anything they do wrong on ANYTHING but themselves. This is just anti-drug propaganda that only a child or a numbskull would believe.

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    cmon he flipped 15 cars. In pumping iron i thought it was awesome/impressive when franco palumbo lifted the rear of a car to help it get out of a tough parking spot, and thats franco palumbo, and plus who actually names their kid ace!

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    In the story it says he was caught in possesion of cocaine. I think if you mix roids and coke it could lead to some mental issues. Cant see him tossing a phone booth 50 feet though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hexadec
    This is great. It's so outrageously abusurd it's like a parody of an anti-drug message. I don't care if you're shooting 4 grams of test and taking halo's, roids will NOT MAKE you DO anything. Unless you're on some hallucinogen (roids aren't even in the same class with mind altering drugs... it's like saying vitamin c is the same as ketamine) YOU control your actions. It's been said hundreds of times, if you're a mature adult, you can control yourself. Think about it, people go batshit and assault and murder people every day. Are all these people on roids? Is "road rage" caused by the cars or the road? No, it's a result of the moral void that is becoming more and more common in modern society. People are self obsessed, self worshiping and want to blame anything they do wrong on ANYTHING but themselves. This is just anti-drug propaganda that only a child or a numbskull would believe.
    i was on the same page as u. anti drug or a parable that would come out of the bible. a ficticious story to have people think and lead them in a different direction

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    Thats like every day of a typical cycle, car flipping, cocaine, fights, its all normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doctorherb
    Sounds like an episode of The Incredible Hulk
    Or an after-school special

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    Only one phone booth? Cmon what was he taking, Anavar ? Pfffft! I'll toss around a whole transformer if I'm feeling like a pussy

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    Are you sure his name was Ace and not Saluu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    It actually brought a tear to my eye. Seriously though, that just sounds like a good Saturday night around here.




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    Reading that made me so mad that I picked up my desk and threw it through three walls out out onto the street. Then I grabbed one of my coworkers and shaved off all his body hair before crucifying him on the wall behind my office chair and covering his body in ancient religious curses in latin....wait a minute, I have never used gear.

    Dude, if any of that stort is true...it has nothing to do with AAS...that guy was a psych patient to begin with...but, I think it is fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Hell no unless that b1tch was physco to begin with. Come on who pulls a ****ing phone booth out of the ground.
    arnold can!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luminaire
    cmon he flipped 15 cars. In pumping iron i thought it was awesome/impressive when franco palumbo lifted the rear of a car to help it get out of a tough parking spot, and thats franco palumbo, and plus who actually names their kid ace!
    Franco Columbu Just giving you the gears.


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    One time when i was arrested i bent the jail cell bars and ran through the walls to freedom. Thank you AAS you saved my life.

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    Wait, wait one d a m n minute...

    Are you saying that its illegal to hill homeless people where you are? In the SF area, there is a season for the leeches... and there's no kill limit!

    L8

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlocRoc
    Wait, wait one d a m n minute...

    Are you saying that its illegal to hill homeless people where you are? In the SF area, there is a season for the leeches... and there's no kill limit!

    L8
    lolol

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    its all BS..that stregth anyway.. besides, he was a maniac before he juiced if he was that insane

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    maybe he could rip out a phone booth if it was phucked up to begin with and he was on cocaine and he through it down a hill, it could go 50 feet.. whatcha think??

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    oh yea, but the rest of it is kinda unbelievable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardgainer1
    Thats like every day of a typical cycle, car flipping, cocaine, fights, its all normal.
    LMAO

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    Imagin what he would have done if it stole his quarter!!

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    He only threw the phone booth 50 feet? He must have bought Crappy gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlocRoc
    Wait, wait one d a m n minute...

    Are you saying that its illegal to hill homeless people where you are? In the SF area, there is a season for the leeches... and there's no kill limit!

    L8
    I think it'd be a lot funnier to declare open season on SF area conservatives.

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    yeah i chunk around phone booths all the time NOT

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    bump.

    so funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiftinJ345
    oh shit, it happend to him too!!! guess im not the only one that beat the **** outta some homeless man.......
    lmao

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