**** Help I Just Stabbed Myself In The Dick With A Needle (not A Joke)

**Luminaire** · 05-22-2005, 01:48 PM

hi guys, ok I was throwing out some needles, and apparently the rubber top on one of them fell off, i was putting them in a paper bag and i went to squish the bag so i pushed against my pubic area, and i stuck my dick with a needle! Theres a huge ball now where i stuck my dick and i dont know what to do it really ****in hurts what if there was test and shit on the end of the needle and i hit myself in a vein or something it really ****in hurts plz help...

**Booz** · 05-22-2005, 01:54 PM

sorry mate but thats fukcin mental!!!!!!!!!!

**topvega** · 05-22-2005, 01:54 PM

what do u mean by a "huge ball"?

going on the assumption that these were all your used needles, and not needles u and a friend used, i think u shld b ok. use some peroxide and put some bactein on it.

**Luminaire** · 05-22-2005, 01:57 PM

like its all swollen up so it looks like theres a huge 'ball' under my skin pushing up, yeah its used...really ****ing hurts really really bad...

**simonella** · 05-22-2005, 01:57 PM

No

for at least 2 weeks mate.

**powerbodybuilder** · 05-22-2005, 02:02 PM

Feel sorry for you

**Luminaire** · 05-22-2005, 02:03 PM

k i know this is funny and all but im goin to the hospital its ****in killing me like no other ill let u guys know how it goes

**fast_eddie** · 05-22-2005, 02:05 PM

wow mental pic=x...if its swollen go see a doctor i hope they were your needles and not some junkys

**topvega** · 05-22-2005, 02:07 PM

unless u want to take an embarassing trip to the e.r. i wld disinfect it and keep an eye on it. if it doesn't seem to be getting any better, or takes a turn for the worse go see a doctor. we are talkin bout your dick... i wldn't take any chances. having your dick amputated might b a turnoff to the ladies....

**BlInDsIdE** · 05-22-2005, 02:27 PM

holy sh!t bro good luck with that

**big tu** · 05-22-2005, 02:34 PM

find a whore who'll suck the infection out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Natural1** · 05-22-2005, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by big tu

find a whore who'll suck the infection out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RA · 05-22-2005, 03:33 PM

This reminds me of a story about a guy going to the doctor with a trophy stuck up his ass and he told him he accidently slipped and landed on it. Hmm. I would do what topvega said unless it looks/feels really bad.

**Thegr8One** · 05-22-2005, 03:38 PM

bro that needle is to small to cause any serious damage to your member
wash it with antibactereal soap and keep your dirty fingers off of the wound site
take it from me i have been piercing ppl since moby dick was a minnow

**thinkican** · 05-22-2005, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

This reminds me of a story about a guy going to the doctor with a trophy stuck up his ass and he told him he accidently slipped and landed on it. Hmm. I would do what topvega said unless it looks/feels really bad.

Or unless he "accidently" injected a cc of test in it.

**topvega** · 05-22-2005, 03:42 PM

u weren't really shootin synthol into your dick were u???

**Thegr8One** · 05-22-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by topvega

u weren't really shootin synthol into your dick were u???

damn vega thats harsh

RA · 05-22-2005, 03:45 PM

funny gr8one said moby dick. i think that is what this guy ws going for. i maybe wrong.

**Luminaire** · 05-22-2005, 04:31 PM

k they just disinfected it and gave me some kinda topical lotion lol, still hurts like hell and theres a huge ball there, the needle had some dry test prop on the end...well thanks for the support! feels a little better already lol...its my dick i didnt wana take ne chances

**taiboxa** · 05-22-2005, 04:33 PM

Holy hell man i think your going ot have to get it amputated!

man.. that sux...

**topvega** · 05-22-2005, 04:34 PM

glad to hear everything worked out for u bro... i bet u never do that again...
get a sharps container or make one out of a detergent bottle or something...

**Swifto** · 05-22-2005, 04:36 PM

I bet you wish Prop was good for site growth now dont you?!

**topvega** · 05-22-2005, 05:12 PM

i think he went already... and they cleaned his winky for him....

BG · 05-22-2005, 05:16 PM

unreal, unreal

**GREENMACHINE** · 05-22-2005, 05:28 PM

This thread is too funny.

**1-Cent** · 05-22-2005, 05:30 PM

Goto every hospital in your area, look for the one with the hottest nurses, consider it a convorsation starter

**ROSS is BACK** · 05-22-2005, 05:33 PM

You could possibly have an infection. I would go to the E-R IMMEDIATELY. Good luck!

RA · 05-22-2005, 07:17 PM

Bye bye ross. Go play ahole somewhere else.

**speedtraining** · 05-22-2005, 08:06 PM

Shoot b12 it will help with the pain haha...

**taiboxa** · 05-22-2005, 08:13 PM

really dood just cut your winkie off... it will grow bak... i assure you!

***Narkissos*** · 05-22-2005, 08:52 PM

Taiboxa for president

**cj1capp** · 05-22-2005, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Luminaire

hi guys, ok I was throwing out some needles, and apparently the rubber top on one of them fell off, i was putting them in a paper bag and i went to squish the bag so i pushed against my pubic area, and i stuck my dick with a needle! Theres a huge ball now where i stuck my dick and i dont know what to do it really ****in hurts what if there was test and shit on the end of the needle and i hit myself in a vein or something it really ****in hurts plz help...

are you for real didnt you just ask how the needles come to your house so your parents wouldnt see. Bro grow up sorry if you hurt your self but you should be fine apply pressure and if a heamtoma developes go see the Doc

**fast_eddie** · 05-22-2005, 09:37 PM

haha synthol in the dick, i wonder if it would look like that garry valentines arms..SEXY

**beachbum28** · 05-22-2005, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Luminaire

hi guys, ok I was throwing out some needles, and apparently the rubber top on one of them fell off, i was putting them in a paper bag and i went to squish the bag so i pushed against my pubic area, and i stuck my dick with a needle! Theres a huge ball now where i stuck my dick and i dont know what to do it really ****in hurts what if there was test and shit on the end of the needle and i hit myself in a vein or something it really ****in hurts plz help...

Hey Bro...sounds like you may have hit a small vein.... How long did it take to ball up? Is it purple or dark? If it is purple or dark, then more than likely you hit a vein and it is bleeding.... I don't know the sevarity of it but it could clot and be a problem... go get it checked if it doesn't go down... to be safe get it checked cause we all know what blood clots do when they break free. Although, if you've been on the shit for a while it probably won't clot anyway... just trapped.... Use it to you advantage! makes a great addition on your tool! LOL

**clhp20** · 05-22-2005, 10:11 PM

What a lamer. I have seen almost all lum's posts... I am sorry, You shouldn't be doing gear.. For some reason, i don't think you should even be breathing, You are wasting someones valuable air...

**FRANk THe TANk** · 05-23-2005, 12:13 AM

Holy Sh1tballs

**znak** · 05-23-2005, 03:35 AM

When my daddy tol' me that there were all kinds o' people in this world, I simply had no idea... do you crush beer cans on your dick also?

Can you post a picture?

**millionmillionaires** · 05-23-2005, 04:15 AM

sucks man, that's brutal. I personally wouldn't worry too much about a needle barely poking my cock... oddly enough.

**PrimoPup** · 05-23-2005, 04:45 AM

This site keeps getting better and better, first glad to hear that your ok.! Second you did not read the thread about the dope who asked if he shot juice into his dick if it would get bigger were you? I am willing to bet if posted something like (New way to use Amps no more needles) just insert them into your rectum in the morning and pull them out at night, people would try it.. LOL just joking once again glad your OK.