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    How do u become a senior member?

    How do u become a senior member?

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    Senior Member status is determined by post count. It in no way indicates knowledge. I forget how many but I bet someone can tell you

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    i think its like 200 or 250 around there

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    it varies i think cause i got it at like 180, but yea it by no means is a indicator of how knowledgeable a person is.

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    cough cough::doofy::cough cough

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    mine was 150 posts

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    i got mine in 160 or so i think but yeah dont think that it means they know what they are talking about just because of that

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    Originally posted by Cynical
    it varies i think cause i got it at like 180
    Jason moved it up a couple time because there were so many new members and 180 (or what ever it was originaly) was too few.

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    if you post 100 posts a day like doofy, you will be there in no time!! lol just kiddin doof!!


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    Why do you want to be a senior member? It really means nothing--other than you waste to much time here at AR instead of doing real work!

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    Alternative Methods

    Originally posted by CatGrabber
    How do u become a senior member?
    In addition to the method outlined by others here - namely, a bump in status based on the number of your posts - you may also attain senior member status through any one of the following methods:

    1. Successfully completing a 100-point certification exam on your knowledge of anabolic steroids . The examination consists of 60 multiple-choice questions, each worth one point, plus two essay questions, each worth 20 points. Passing score is 80 points.

    [Points will be deducted for incorrect grammer, spelling, and punctuation, as well as hip-hop shorthand ("u" for you, "r" for are, and "word" used in any context other than describing an actual word. Additionally, there will be a two-point deduction for every time the phrases "mofo" or "Woo-hoo!" are used.]

    2. Transmitting to the system administrator a photograph of you with acne. However, it must be testosterone-induced acne, not just everyday zits. And we can tell the difference.

    3. This week's special: 100 posts, provided none of them asks, "Can I drink winny?"

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    They gave me mine after only 20 posts!!!! I guess Jason just thought I was ready. Who knows with you bro, maybe one day you'll get to hang out in the Senior Members Lounge too. Oh wait, you can't even see that link yet can you??

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    Re: Alternative Methods

    Originally posted by TNT
    In addition to the method outlined by others here - namely, a bump in status based on the number of your posts - you may also attain senior member status through any one of the following methods:

    1. Successfully completing a 100-point certification exam on your knowledge of anabolic steroids . The examination consists of 60 multiple-choice questions, each worth one point, plus two essay questions, each worth 20 points. Passing score is 80 points.

    [Points will be deducted for incorrect grammer, spelling, and punctuation, as well as hip-hop shorthand ("u" for you, "r" for are, and "word" used in any context other than describing an actual word. Additionally, there will be a two-point deduction for every time the phrases "mofo" or "Woo-hoo!" are used.]

    Woo-hoo U R 1 funny MOFO TNT Oh ya word up

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    How do you become a vet ?
    I got my senior member at 150

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    The Mods discuss it and decide wether or not to VET you. This does not automatically happen when you accumulate a cirtain number of posts.

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    can you drink winnie? whoo-hoo im 1 more post closer to senior member status =X

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    I recived my status as a senior member at 150 posts, I no its not a big deal, but I thought it was cool

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    im not a post whore

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    Re: Alternative Methods

    Originally posted by TNT
    In addition to the method outlined by others here - namely, a bump in status based on the number of your posts - you may also attain senior member status through any one of the following methods:

    1. Successfully completing a 100-point certification exam on your knowledge of anabolic steroids . The examination consists of 60 multiple-choice questions, each worth one point, plus two essay questions, each worth 20 points. Passing score is 80 points.

    [Points will be deducted for incorrect grammer, spelling, and punctuation, as well as hip-hop shorthand ("u" for you, "r" for are, and "word" used in any context other than describing an actual word. Additionally, there will be a two-point deduction for every time the phrases "mofo" or "Woo-hoo!" are used.]

    2. Transmitting to the system administrator a photograph of you with acne. However, it must be testosterone-induced acne, not just everyday zits. And we can tell the difference.

    3. This week's special: 100 posts, provided none of them asks, "Can I drink winny?"
    the Essay was the hard part.. i had to take it twice.. first one i didn't use enough words.. i think it came in somewhere around 475 and i needed to us 700 Ssssoooo i got it the second time...

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    Some one make up a 50 question muliple choice test I want to see what i would get, That would be a pretty good idea so people with the senior member label might earn that label if they do good on the test i got senior member but i dont know as much as some one with say 50 posts. It can be misleadin for newbies to find info when they see some oen with 500 posts they might htink hey this guy knows his shyt i dont know im rambling

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    bullshit alot and you become senior....

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    Huh, and here I thought we seniors were all 65 or older!

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    YOU NEED TO BE 59 1/2 OR OLDER.

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    Originally posted by D00fy
    im not a post whore
    Damn Doofy... you have more posts than I have and I've been here since the new boards inception. I was on the old board and lost my post count when we migrated.

    You are truly a post whore!

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    Originally posted by superbeast
    Huh, and here I thought we seniors were all 65 or older!


    (i only wanted to get another post under my belt - DOH!! im already a senior member!! oh well!)

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    I had to help my boy Cat out by adding another Jr. Member here. I would post more but all the weed I have smoked over the years has made me forget what I was going to say....SHIT!!!!!!

    Keep it real everyone!

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    Oh wait I am just a Member...does that mean I am getting closer to the holy land of Sr. status?

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    Watch out for those "Senior Members", they always seem to be up to no good! I hear that instead of the test you can now opt to pledge to get in like a fraternity. Pledging consists of several phases, the first of which you have to take 5cc’s of Test Prop in the @ss with an 18g needle... I can't tell you the rest otherwise I'll lost my status.

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    150 posts = senior member

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    Originally posted by PTbyJason
    150 posts = senior member
    Damn, you made me do a lot more than that for my Senior Member status! I feel so used...

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    I like the puncctuation and grammar consideration TNT...

    The real question is not how to be a Senior Member, but how can we make D00fy a Junior Member all over again!

    Just messin' with you D00fy!

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    here's a test for you

    http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/femaleorshemale/#>

    it's nasty

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    I got 14/16, not bad but damn... only my keen senses can pick up a fake women.

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    normal it's the Adam's Apple for me...

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    Originally posted by Gear101
    here's a test for you

    http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/femaleorshemale/#>

    it's nasty
    Got 11/16,,,oh well

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    isnt it strange how it seems that the least important posts are the ones replied to the most?
    Last edited by Cynical; 04-18-2002 at 04:19 PM.

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    Cynical, my sentiments exactly (Is sentiments the correct word?).

    Fuck it.....bump!

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    Originally posted by cnyce89
    cough cough::doofy::cough cough
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gear101
    here's a test for you

    http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/femaleorshemale/#>

    it's nasty
    11/16 for me. Im gonna be extra carefull next time at the club. Had a friend learn his lesson the hard way

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    15/16, damn that was harder then the sat....LOL

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