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    My DiCk!><!><!

    im going to be running a var cycle coming up and losing the any size of my dick is not an option so what are some good things to keep my schlong intact?

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    Who told you the size of your penis will change with var or any gear for that matter?

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    lol the only thing that ever shrinks is my giggleberries... but nuttin hcg can't take care of! hehehe

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    giggleberries...lol..... dude, you're dick ain't gonna get any smaller than it already is...j/k

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    My cock gets bigger on cycle, nads shrink

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    Well, mine gets bigger MORE OFTEN, yes... but actual capacity to become a larger size it doesn't, and getting smaller... well, how? I mean, it's not a muscle. Perhaps you should read a smidge more (given such a misconception) prior to engaging in AAS. Seems like this should have been covered for you some where already. But, seems like this in order, since you may be relying on it.

    GOOD LUCK!

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    giggleberries!!! lol

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    gave my sex life a second wind, now I jerk off three times a day like I was twenty!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    giggleberries...lol..... dude, you're dick ain't gonna get any smaller than it already is...j/k
    ahahha nutin a cock pump can't fix! LMFAO!

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    What's the saying, the smaller the potatoes the bigger the steak looks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAE_brother
    What's the saying, the smaller the potatoes the bigger the steak looks?
    ahaha never heard that b4..f*cking halarious

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    lmao at this thread

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    lmao at this thread
    how'd you get 3,000 posts in two days?

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    Bodreaux, that is the best avatar I've seen. Hands down

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRICK
    how'd you get 3,000 posts in two days?
    majic

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    its becuz shes a PRINCESS

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    Quote Originally Posted by inevitable
    its becuz shes a PRINCESS
    your a smart one!!!

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    hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by nah3117
    im going to be running a var cycle coming up and losing the any size of my dick is not an option so what are some good things to keep my schlong intact?
    no..nothing at all.

    Your dick will shrivel..turn black...and fall off.




    LMAO @ this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by nah3117
    im going to be running a var cycle coming up and losing the any size of my dick is not an option so what are some good things to keep my schlong intact?
    What I do is put a tad of superglue on the tip of my shlong and glue it to a weight (15-20 pounds). Hold the weight until the glue dries. Then just hang the weight from you dick. Hold it there for 10-15 minutes. Take some acetone (nail polish remover) and gently disengage your dick from the weight.

    This not only keep the size of your shlong the same, it actually lengthened it.

    Also try watching porno when the weight is attached. As you get a hard-on, you get an even better stretch.

    Try it, it works wonders!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    no..nothing at all.

    Your dick will shrivel..turn black...and fall off.




    LMAO @ this thread

    hmmm, your 2/3 rd's of the way there bro.... better get off that var cycle






    Id love to meet the guy who started this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by tallyjuice
    Bodreaux, that is the best avatar I've seen. Hands down

    Damn straight it is!!!

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