why roids were outlawed(this is what i say)
this is what i tell people when they ask me why i am on roids and when they tell me they are so bad for me and will kill me,this usually works and they shutup,.
complainer 1- josh,you neeed to stop that,steroids are very dangerous and willl kill you
josh- roids are not dangerous when you have knowledge of them and they are taken in moderation,just like biaxin or birth control.they are a therepy and if you dont take them to the extreme they are safe,as a matter of fact salt can kill you if you eat too much, so will tanning, and taking too many aspirin,also the only reason steroids are outlawed is because in 1968 a team of 373 physicians who petitioned to congress to show them the negative side effects of anabolics and how they will harm its users. the motive behind these physicians? plastic surgery. liposuction, calf and breast implants, doctors make a shit load more money selling plastic surgery and liposuction and tummy tucks then to give their patients a cycle of dnp or clenbuterol or some test for muscle enlargement,and guess what the team of 373 physicians consisted of? mostly plastic surgeons. there was no money in steroids,so they decided to get rid of it, that is why they are outlawed
i tell them this and even if they dont approve of the idea of steroids they still think that i know what i am talking about. try it, however,i am a very good bullshitter and can sway peoples opinion very easy
