Testing positive - athletes' excuses

**Maetenloch** · 08-02-2005, 05:11 PM

Here's a pretty funny list of excuses athletes have used when they've tested positive for steroids . I think the best one was "these were for my mother-in-law"....

http://slate.msn.com/id/2123837/?nav=ais

**Gerkie66** · 08-02-2005, 05:26 PM

It's kinda funny to see everything they come up with...here's another site...

http://www.duathlon.com/forums/talk/3571

**symatech** · 08-02-2005, 05:33 PM

those are hilarious! I love the one about someone spiking the guys drink with steroids

**chest6** · 08-02-2005, 05:54 PM

haha i want one person to say they took steroids and theyre sorry besides Giambi

**symatech** · 08-02-2005, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

haha i want one person to say they took steroids and theyre sorry besides Giambi

for real. They knew the risks when they got involved. If they are man enough to play pro sports, they should be man enough to accept consequences of their own actions which they very well knew could be realized. They sound like politicians.

**chest6** · 08-02-2005, 06:10 PM

Someone slipped something into my drink....i got something at GNC??? COme on....

**Samson7** · 08-02-2005, 10:31 PM

ya the pitcher that got caught today said he was on multi vitamins and protien shakes. What needs to happen is...they need to release the test results to the public so we can see what came up positive. Im pretty sure if the test positive for deca there is no way that can be a mistake. But they would have to be idiots to take deca anyways cause of detection times.

**lfrisbee** · 08-03-2005, 02:29 AM

haha - classics

**TheNextBigThing** · 08-03-2005, 03:41 AM

The truth is, some of them may have tested positive for over the counter supplements and are not lying (of course we wouldn't know this unless they release what they tested positive for). Steroids are not the only substances that are banned, I mean in NCAA play you really can't take anything but protein, creatine, and glutamine (plus flax, vitamins, ect.). Seriously, we aren't even allowed to take NO2. Although, the chances are that most of these people probably were on AAS, some of them may not have been.

**znak** · 08-03-2005, 04:22 AM

I love it, i went out and partied with.... gear!

**Squatman51** · 08-03-2005, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by znak

I love it, i went out and partied with.... gear!

thats a good one

**letmein** · 08-03-2005, 05:47 AM

He tested positive for Winny. If you were looking to enhance performace would this be the one? Surely these guys know that insulin is more anabolic and undetectable. Makes you wonder how many are not even using AAS and still jacked!

**somedude247** · 08-03-2005, 05:53 AM

This is the funniest thread I have read in awile.......definitely....

**superstretch74** · 08-03-2005, 11:44 AM

It wasn't me...it was the one armed man

**Samson7** · 08-03-2005, 12:11 PM

The truth is, some of them may have tested positive for over the counter supplements and are not lying (of course we wouldn't know this unless they release what they tested positive for). Steroids are not the only substances that are banned, I mean in NCAA play you really can't take anything but protein, creatine, and glutamine (plus flax, vitamins, ect.). Seriously, we aren't even allowed to take NO2. Although, the chances are that most of these people probably were on AAS, some of them may not have been

They are not over the counter supplements that are testing positive...the drug tests that MLB is giving tells exactly what roid they were on. Its not just one of those pos/neg tests, its pretty specific