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    "The 10 gear commandments" by Stayinstacked

    For my juiced up niggaz, my internet hustlin' niggaz....one two three for five six seven eight nine....10

    "Theres rules to this shit I made me a list of what the **** you should do do avoid the arrest, rule 1 always try to know someone,
    who look like they built w/ at least 20" guns,
    Cause you know they're in the game it's all the ****ing same,
    Usually keep it on the down low to avoid the gear blame

    Rule #2 this aint no brooklyn zoo, you dont sell roids to strangers or your freinds at school, they be waiting to pop their mouths off at the drop of a hat
    Then the FBI find out where the steroids at

    Rule #3 always know when you gotta pee, specially if your a drug tested athlete, they be waiting to test you soon as you hit it make it, if it's long acting drugs be sure for' you take it, end up like Palmeirra, Bonds, or Mcguire
    They keep pinchin you again sooner or later your fired

    Rule #4 Never open the ****ing door, give it at least a day or two, to see if theres more, by more I mean feds, by more I mean pigs, when the coast is clear shoot up now it's time to get big

    Rule #5 always look alive, who is new at the gym asking questions about the jive? That stranger that come up to you, dont know your ass from shit, might be a cop so keep a ****ing lid.

    Rule #6 Watch out for the backstabbing dicks, the ones you pissed off who know about your shit, they'll blackmale in a heartbeat, rat like no other, it might be your dad or it could be your mother, they'll call the police just like another pipsqueek mouse, just dont bring the shit into their house

    Rule #7 fo' my internet orderer, this shit is poppin off just as hot as crossin the border, fo you make a purchase check for references, find out who is reputable, and to whom they're messin wit', hit up a mod, hit up a long time member, jail just aint worth your asshole turned into a blender

    Rule #8 Dont be internet bait, watch out for the ones approach you blind and dont hesitate, usually a scammer, maybe a cop, maybe that fool that gets your ass dropped

    Rule #9 Dont get your ass in a bind, use extra precaution when sending more than 10 bottles a time, usually two packs, maybe three, if the test bottles break they can usually open these, so be sure to use lots a packagin', use lots of tape, if you do it right then the shipment is cake

    Rule #10 strictly for the newbie again, this shitz fo' real bro, it aint pretend, so know what your getting into, dont let yo self be the bait, cause if your nailed son, you might be making license plates


    Ok, so I suck, at least I tried,hahahhaa

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    Dat shit is funny as hell....LOL

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    What you lack in talent you make up for in enthusiasm!

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    Brotha you are LOCO but you made some good points with your jive talkin a$$

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha ... lmao

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    biggie would be proud.....maybe.

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    ROFL, that was good.

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    nice!

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    better then i could do, i liked it

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    wicked, mad props

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    I didn't know Marshall Mathers did roids.......?: )

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    lol..

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    i like the fo shizzle!

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    Now thats some funny shiznit

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    let me spit back. cuz bro, I got ya back
    you spit the truth, like a loogy from the booth
    Heres the process, spit in due time
    we got these pussy bitches dropin dimes
    local dealer from the gym doin time
    hes got a kid and a wife
    police took his life
    tried by twelve
    convicted by one
    a judge with no son
    now hes locked up in a cell tonight
    all those muscles help in jail fights
    but biceps cant help againts jail knifes
    tired days, sleepless nights
    wishes he was home tonight
    huggin his son and kissin the wife
    through the jail bars he sees his life,
    written out in the stars
    public enemy number one,
    media blastin him like he is sars
    I got two more bars, to tell you some shit
    our justice system sucks a dick

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    notorious is rolling over in his grave.... 10 crack commandments rip off!!!!!

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    you guys got it, man.....

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    WTF? I feel like I was just violated....

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    lol

    lol

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    That shit was funny as hell...

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