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    Cool dont want the wife to know

    Looking to run a few cycles to bulk up. Want to do tabs only. Dont want to have to explaine to the wife about the gear in my sock drawer. A few of you guys said it was a bad Idea. Is there anything I can do. Run smaller doses?

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    IMHO don't do any gear at all, if you can't inject. My suggestion is, hide the gear at someone elses place.

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    Put gear out in the garage. Garage is for you, the guy. Your lawn mower, weed wacker, tools.....

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    do not do a oral only cycle unless you want to **** your body up!

    research first, then post.....there was just a thread not to long about about the same subject.

    what is it....

    dont do AAS if your not ready to inject...who said that? lol

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    I am in the same position. I have my big Mega Men bottles in my fridge now. I told her that they keep longer that way. I put my gear in the bottom of the bottle, then stuff a paper towel over the gear, then put some vitamins on top of the paper towel so that if she opens the bottle all she can see is the vitamins. I also turn the lid as tightly as possible so she can't really open it. So far this has worked well and she hasn't said anything except why she doesn't need to put her Womens ultra mega's in the fridge too. I told her that the extra amino acids in the Mega Men spoil easily, but those aren't in the Womens ultra Mega. I don't know if you wife will buy this though.

    Edit: I should add that I have some injectables in with my orals in the bottles. Otherwise I wouldn't need to use the fridge. I agree with keeping your gear in the garage if you don't need to refridgerate it. Most women never would poke around in most areas of the garage. Heck, you could use the same technique with a coffee can. Put your gear in the bottom of the can, put some paper towels over the gear and then throw some nails or screws of the paper towels and put the lid on. About a .01% chance of your woman finding it there, unless she is really on to you. But this would only work if you don't need to refridgerate anything.
    Last edited by Teegunn; 08-20-2005 at 12:16 AM.

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    Many people on this board will tell you that it is very bad to run an oral cycle only. I disagree. My older brother is the same way. He doesnt want his wife to find out that he is using gear. So he does low dose dboll cycles. With proper PCT. He has never "SHUT DOWN" like others say that you do. I feel that it all depends on your body. I would recomend a low dose(30mg) dboll cycle. followed up by PCT. JMO. Good Luck Bro

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    I'm sure she'll enjoy the increased libido.

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    I've done 2 d bol only cycles, and besides the health and money wasing issue, I would STILL advise against them simply becuase you WILL, without a doubt, lose all your gains in a meatter of 2 months.

    And these wife stories are really freakin' me out, I mean Jesus Christ, who you guys married to, Hitler? Hiding sh!t in the fridge WTF?!?!? You're a grown man, just tell her your decision and explain it to her so she wont be afraid for your health. The only case when I would say its ok to hide your use is if money for the gear would be a problem, but then you'd be a bastard for doing it anyway

    Good luck with whatever you decide to do

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    And if you really decide to do an oral only cycle, do anavar instead of d bol

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    Yoiu have a raised panel ceiling anywhere - like in the basement? I keep mine in the ceiling and inject after I work out in the morning while the wife is still in bed. She thinks I'm just doing creatine - HA! Keep the nolva up there too - in a zip lock baggie.

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    go with anavar .... solid gains..

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    hide you gear in some plce were she dosent look, like you porn stash. or hire a loocker somewere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    I've done 2 d bol only cycles, and besides the health and money wasing issue, I would STILL advise against them simply becuase you WILL, without a doubt, lose all your gains in a meatter of 2 months.

    And these wife stories are really freakin' me out, I mean Jesus Christ, who you guys married to, Hitler? Hiding sh!t in the fridge WTF?!?!? You're a grown man, just tell her your decision and explain it to her so she wont be afraid for your health. The only case when I would say its ok to hide your use is if money for the gear would be a problem, but then you'd be a bastard for doing it anyway

    Good luck with whatever you decide to do
    i agree, the best thing for you is to educate your wife and explain why you have decided to use it. then you can do it properly and there will be a lot les stress while your on.

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    I think trying to hide it from your wife is a dumb idea, even if she doesn't find it don't u think she's gonna notice your getting bigger and get suspicious?
    I would just tell her...

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    I did the same thing hid for two weeks, then said fuc it told her, she was mad for about a week until test kicked in. Been break'n her back every other night since, weve never been happier, just let her know what your doing, dont talk about it to much though cuz they seem to get a litttle jealous, but do enough test so your horney like a 16 year old again and I bet you wont be able to wipe the smile off her face!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso
    I think trying to hide it from your wife is a dumb idea, even if she doesn't find it don't u think she's gonna notice your getting bigger and get suspicious?
    I would just tell her...
    I'm with him on this one!




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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso
    I think trying to hide it from your wife is a dumb idea, even if she doesn't find it don't u think she's gonna notice your getting bigger and get suspicious?
    I would just tell her...
    dito, I told my wife before i did the juice for the first time. She did not wont me to go on it so we agreed that we would minitor the results together. ( she loves the results)

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    If your wife would really freak out on needles, why don't you use a transdermal test base. Not as efficient as injection, but much better than oral only. Looks like lotion, easy to store, easy to apply right after your morning shower. Works like a charm for a few guys I know. Just a thought.

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