Eat shit to maximize gains!!!

**Pinnacle** · 10-17-2005, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

... But SC obviously knows what he is doing. ?

Yep...he sure does know his shit!

**bigbouncinballs** · 10-17-2005, 07:19 PM

i think the swole is about burned out with the bullshit.

**chest6** · 10-17-2005, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

Holy Shit, SC is pondering retirement from AR? That would be shitty and things would turn to shit.

ya dude maybe ill retire too

**Smak** · 10-17-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

ya dude maybe ill retire too

haha you can't do that. You keep me entertained late at night.

**diezell** · 10-17-2005, 07:37 PM

poor man brownies

**powerliftmike** · 10-17-2005, 07:38 PM

Good call SwoleCat. Shit is a rich source of nitrogen and we all know how important a positive nitrogen balance is for muscle growth.

**Heavy** · 10-17-2005, 07:39 PM

Screw this guys, I have shit PRE-BOTTLED for you all. No messes or anything, its already sealed and ready to go, pre-mixed with orange flavoured gatorade bros. I have a couple varieties to; my favourite is my "mass logs" for those bulking. Hit me up if u want in on this. Not all at once now, please.

**powerliftmike** · 10-17-2005, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

You then have the best of both worlds!!!!!!

Add some vaginal discharge sublingually 3 times a day, and you'd swear you were on Jintropin!!!

~SC~

Holy shit, LMAO

**powerliftmike** · 10-17-2005, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

~SC~

Cross-flow ion exchange shit is the way to go.

**RoidGut** · 10-17-2005, 07:41 PM

Hey SC...seems your protocol calles forth most of the available human discharges except for one. What are your views on gargling with you own sperm? It just seems logical to me since sperm are chocked full of protein and DNA and RNA strands. Would that not serve very well in muscle recovery.

Oh no....my shit is about to hit the fan!

**bignatt** · 10-17-2005, 07:44 PM

Ive been eating my shit for years

**chest6** · 10-17-2005, 07:51 PM

the phrase "eat shit and die" needs to be changed to "eat show and get huggeee"

**eGGz** · 10-17-2005, 07:57 PM

Could one of you please PM me on where I can get some shit. I found some on legalshit.com but I'm afraid that they might be selling fake shit.

I hope I don't get scammed.

**24labor** · 10-17-2005, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by eGGz

Could one of you please PM me on where I can get some shit. I found some on legalshit.com but I'm afraid that they might be selling fake shit.

I hope I don't get scammed.

Asking for a PM you setting yourself up for scammers just be patient someone will shit on you sooner or later.

**SwoleCat** · 10-17-2005, 08:23 PM

Yeah, don't get scammed and shit.

Scammers are shit.

~SC~

**RoidGut** · 10-17-2005, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by eGGz

Could one of you please PM me on where I can get some shit. I found some on legalshit.com but I'm afraid that they might be selling fake shit.

I hope I don't get scammed.

hey bro...no asking for sources

GET YOUR OWN SHIT!!!

**Smak** · 10-17-2005, 08:47 PM

Bump for a big shit.

**Smak** · 10-17-2005, 08:48 PM

On one final shitty note. Don't let this shit die. I'm out like a lightbulb. Payce n Shit.

**chest6** · 10-17-2005, 08:50 PM

I make my own shit..I dont know about yall

RA · 10-17-2005, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

It's the shit!!!

~SC~

Are you feeling ok? The shit is the shit?

**Bizz** · 10-17-2005, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

man...I just did it and im still the same size

**tvd220** · 10-17-2005, 09:14 PM

you should all be ashamed of yourselves...
but send me a email via a secure email such as husmail, and i will hook you up with a good domestic source for shit, no charge for usps express overnight

**mexico** · 10-17-2005, 09:23 PM

if it tastes like shit go up a bit

if it smells trout get the f**k out

**Lavinco** · 10-17-2005, 09:45 PM

what do you think is in those tasty fudge bars at the gym that we all eat?

**Alex2** · 10-17-2005, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

It's the shit!!!

~SC~

Wrong forum bro; you should have posted this in the diet forum.

**Alex2** · 10-17-2005, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by RoidGut

hey bro...no asking for sources

GET YOUR OWN SHIT!!!

Do you mean home brewed is the best?

**Hackamaniac** · 10-17-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Lavinco

what do you think is in those tasty fudge bars at the gym that we all eat?

**Two4the$$** · 10-17-2005, 10:09 PM

No offense ... but I'm endorsing your retirement idea.

Doesn't this go in the diet forum???

**Dalton5** · 10-17-2005, 10:12 PM

Where is Mr. Lehey when you need him?!?

**Tedbear981** · 10-17-2005, 10:48 PM

Is there a long acting Shit Ethanate?? i think this would keep my shit levels more stable than Shit Prop. Swole retiring?? Who will ban the haters??

**Lavinco** · 10-17-2005, 10:50 PM

don't forget about PeeCT during a shit cycle!

**anaBROLIC** · 10-17-2005, 11:13 PM

my girl asked which protein to buy, i told her to eat shit...

**znak** · 10-18-2005, 03:22 AM

Let's clean up this post and make it a sticky for newbs.

I wonder how many have their spoons out even as we speak.

**I_Want_Abs** · 10-18-2005, 03:28 AM

shit SC this is a ****ing hillarious thread you shit junkies crack me up

**oldman** · 10-18-2005, 05:23 AM

so I guess I have been misunderstanding when people come here saying their gear is shit... they are not complaining they are bragging..

Oldman

**spywizard** · 10-18-2005, 05:30 AM

Hey, as with everything... this is a warning..

there has been many documented cases of abuse, and even death associated with the consumption of shit as a BB supplement..

yes it's sad to say, but many good bro's have died from improper consumption of shit...

symptoms are... brown eyes, yellow teeth, swollen muscle, and bad breath..

so if you suffer more than one of these symptoms, please see a doctor as soon as possible..

and remember.. eat shit responsably.. because only you can prevent shit abuse..

**SMYL_GR8** · 10-18-2005, 06:45 AM

"I'd eat two pounds of dog shit to grow one pound of muscle."

--Arnold

Swole, your recipe is F'd up. It's DOG shit, preferrably Rott or Pit, Lab or Golden Retriever shit is not quite as effective.

**BOBBY D** · 10-18-2005, 07:26 AM

swole, please dont retire. that shit aint right. DONT RETIRE!

**Dally** · 10-18-2005, 07:34 AM

bullshit your gonna retire....your shit is the shit on this shit....and you got too much shit on this shit to FACK it up with some shit about shit makin you the shit.

facken shit is a staple of my fukin shit.

I gotta have a shit .... in my mouth.

**Dalton5** · 10-18-2005, 08:25 AM

Shit boys, all this time I was getting my girl to shit on my chest.....WHAT A WASTE....tonite im definetly getting her to shit in my mouth, thanks for the advice!