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  1. 11-15-2005, 09:08 PM #1
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    my juicy story... why i juiced.

    i was young and stupid and one day i decided to juice. all my friends juice and so do i. i was never a big fan of the gym till i started going out to clubs.
    then i started juicin to get bigger and better looking. i did. i want to warn you guys that juicing cant always be a good choice. i do have to say if it wasnt for gear i would've never got as many girls as i have in the past couple of months. think before you juice... i got a 25 yr old woman shes so goodlooking i cant beilive she gave me a time of day being that im only 21. well the bad side is i got her pregnant. so thats my story think before you juice the pussy could be amazing but always use protection test doesnt always supress the production of natural test. i know this is a stupid post but you all know how much more girls you got since u started using the sauce in that recipe.
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    this is a lounge post......thats no reason to start using AS
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    Yeah... but this is why I like to pull out and give her the old angry pirate... .. money shot in the face= no worries for me, good smooth skin for her....
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  4. 11-15-2005, 09:14 PM #4
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    mind if i ask you why u started using as if u did
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  5. 11-15-2005, 09:15 PM #5
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    so the steroids made u do it...we know
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  6. 11-15-2005, 09:18 PM #6
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    did anybody ever hear the saying " i love juicing bro" from a friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by suav
    i was young and stupid and one day i decided to juice. all my friends juice and so do i. i was never a big fan of the gym till i started going out to clubs.
    then i started juicin to get bigger and better looking. i did. i want to warn you guys that juicing cant always be a good choice. i do have to say if it wasnt for gear i would've never got as many girls as i have in the past couple of months. think before you juice... i got a 25 yr old woman shes so goodlooking i cant beilive she gave me a time of day being that im only 21. well the bad side is i got her pregnant. so thats my story think before you juice the pussy could be amazing but always use protection test doesnt always supress the production of natural test. i know this is a stupid post but you all know how much more girls you got since u started using the sauce in that recipe.
    Not think before ya juice, Think with the right head son..
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  8. 11-15-2005, 09:35 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by suav
    did anybody ever hear the saying " i love juicing bro" from a friend
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    absolutely
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    i think the lesson here is use protection, not refrain from using juice.
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    i hate posts like this
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  11. 11-15-2005, 11:18 PM #11
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    i think lesson is learn from his mistake in general, steroids or protection. I'd rather read his post and evaluate my look on stuff than to make the same mistake.
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  12. 11-15-2005, 11:21 PM #12
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    Gym Membership: $400/yr
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    How much thought went into this?




    On another note...dude that sucks, but don't blame it on AAS.
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  13. 11-15-2005, 11:36 PM #13
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    I think alot of guys go on the juice to get a better body.....so they could attract more women. Blame your head not AAS for the pregnancy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by liftin4life
    Gym Membership: $400/yr
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    Condoms at the health dept: PRICELESS

    How much thought went into this?




    On another note...dude that sucks, but don't blame it on AAS.

    lol maybe you should do a visa or master card commercial
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    Quote Originally Posted by suav
    i was young and stupid and one day i decided to juice. all my friends juice and so do i. i was never a big fan of the gym till i started going out to clubs.
    then i started juicin to get bigger and better looking. i did. i want to warn you guys that juicing cant always be a good choice. i do have to say if it wasnt for gear i would've never got as many girls as i have in the past couple of months. think before you juice... i got a 25 yr old woman shes so goodlooking i cant beilive she gave me a time of day being that im only 21. well the bad side is i got her pregnant. so thats my story think before you juice the pussy could be amazing but always use protection test doesnt always supress the production of natural test. i know this is a stupid post but you all know how much more girls you got since u started using the sauce in that recipe.

    So wait... you used, that you were on test, as a contraceptive?
    Hopefully she isn't looking to settle down and start a family there dude, she is 25 tho. She might want to keep it!
    Thanks for the halarious post, these "Why I juiced stories" r really taking off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suav
    mind if i ask you why u started using as if u did
    Heard a joking 'why I started juicing' reason awhile back,
    "It's one thing to beat someone down, but it's another to beat them down and look good doing it. That's why I juice."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cascade
    Heard a joking 'why I started juicing' reason awhile back,
    "It's one thing to beat someone down, but it's another to beat them down and look good doing it. That's why I juice."

    Hahahahah, yeah but anyways ... always pull out
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  18. 11-16-2005, 02:15 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by topvega
    Yeah... but this is why I like to pull out and give her the old angry pirate... .. money shot in the face= no worries for me, good smooth skin for her....
    IN REALITY IT DOESNT MATTEWR IF YOU PULL OUT OR NOT. YOU CAN GET HER PREGNANT BY JUST STICKING IT IN FOR A SECOND
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  19. 11-16-2005, 02:58 AM #19
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    i was young and stupid and
    If you think juice is the reason she is pregnant, you should change your opening sentence to the present tense.


    think before you juice
    Now that's a concept!
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    What does juice have to do with not wearing a condem? Having a kid is a great thing in your life if you prepare for it, it's not negative. But you were wreckless by not controlling if you wanted a kid at 21. All you had to do is wear a condem. Jeez, blame your personal problems on juice. How immature.
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  21. 11-16-2005, 03:49 PM #21
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    or was his point just that test cant be used as contraceptive? I know this sounds dumb but many ppl believe it is like so. And for sure it should reduce ur sperm count... but obiously it doesnt work as well as some would like..
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    Abort that baby before Alito gets on the high court
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  23. 11-16-2005, 03:53 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by topvega
    Yeah... but this is why I like to pull out and give her the old angry pirate... .. money shot in the face= no worries for me, good smooth skin for her....

    whats an angry pirate?
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    The point is.......

    Aas=ass
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    I honest to god wonder why I even took the time to read this.....I'm not sure what he's talking about????
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    I think you are an absolute idiot.......
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  28. 11-16-2005, 06:51 PM #28
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    brother - i honestly feel your pain, and im sorry i know your in a rough situation at 21

    but 2 things -

    im young, and i juice, but for the right reasons* not to have my pussy status skyrocket

    and 2

    this probably is not the best forum to be writing posts hating on steroids , or not encouraging them - you're putting up posts about how steroids suck to an audience full of readers who love, use, teach and learn about steroids . . . aka . . .your post is not pleasing to a bunch of huge men with roid rage - not the type of people i would want to anger

    hahaha but just my opinion . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaym_100
    whats an angry pirate?

    An angry pirate is when u shoot a load in 1 of her eyes... thus making her look like an angry pirate....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical King
    IN REALITY IT DOESNT MATTEWR IF YOU PULL OUT OR NOT. YOU CAN GET HER PREGNANT BY JUST STICKING IT IN FOR A SECOND

    I know.. I was just making a joke...
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    Quote Originally Posted by topvega
    An angry pirate is when u shoot a load in 1 of her eyes... thus making her look like an angry pirate....

    Hahaha....yeah.....How about the Donkey Punch?
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    i've always used my juice as a male-birth control. maybe i'm just sterile. also the angry pirate also sounds like an effective method for contraception.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suav
    i was young and stupid and one day i decided to juice. all my friends juice and so do i. i was never a big fan of the gym till i started going out to clubs. then i started juicin to get bigger and better looking. i did. i want to warn you guys that juicing cant always be a good choice. i do have to say if it wasnt for gear i would've never got as many girls as i have in the past couple of months. think before you juice... i got a 25 yr old woman shes so goodlooking i cant beilive she gave me a time of day being that im only 21. well the bad side is i got her pregnant. so thats my story think before you juice the pussy could be amazing but always use protection test doesnt always supress the production of natural test. i know this is a stupid post but you all know how much more girls you got since u started using the sauce in that recipe.
    THIS STATEMENT MEANS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEGAN USING JUICE! If you don't like the gym THEN GET THE FVCK OUT!
    I hate it when people post this stuff. Using juice to get girls? WTF is that all about? How about some self confidence? Shit happens bro. I'm sorry you got your girl pregnant, but it happens. If you thought AAS were a way for you to get you fvck on without consiquence, well my friend, you've got another thing coming. Yes, test does superess you natural test production, however, it has been debated many many times as to wheather or not you can get your girl pregnant while on AAS. I'll say to you right fvckin now that for 3 years of cycling AAS off an on, I NEVER GOT MY GIRL PREGNANT WHILE I WAS ON A CYCLE! No bull-shit!
    I think Warrior started a thread about this particualr subject to get feed back from other members. Perhaps you should run a search on the subject.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seattle Junk
    Hahaha....yeah.....How about the Donkey Punch?
    Almost got away with it once, but she started screaming in ecstacy before I could give her a good smack so I just went with it and pounded her shit-pit for a bit...

    Anyone ever given a "Red Dragon"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ODC0717
    Almost got away with it once, but she started screaming in ecstacy before I could give her a good smack so I just went with it and pounded her shit-pit for a bit...

    Anyone ever given a "Red Dragon"...
    What about the "Houdini"? - When you're grindind from behind and just about to blow you pull out & spit on her back so she thinks you've come, then when she turns round to kiss you...
    BLATT!
    Right in her face!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    What about the "Houdini"? - When you're grindind from behind and just about to blow you pull out & spit on her back so she thinks you've come, then when she turns round to kiss you...
    BLATT!
    Right in her face!


    LMAO! That's some funny shit bro! I'll have to give that a try next time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    What about the "Houdini"? - When you're grindind from behind and just about to blow you pull out & spit on her back so she thinks you've come, then when she turns round to kiss you...
    BLATT!
    Right in her face!
    Hahaha, that's nice. I'll have to put that in my arsonal.
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