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    jaym_100 is offline Junior Member
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    need help fast...

    My friend has to take a drug test tomorrow for the ncaa. He's been taking test prop for about 3 weeks. Is there anything he can do, or is he screwed?

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    He's screwed

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    take in someone elses piss

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    I'd have to go with he's pretty much screwed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mealticket
    take in someone elses piss
    yep! Ever see "the program"?

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    better inject some clean piss right into his dick like the program! luv that movie. but yeah if he is using his own pee hes done. i dont about your location but here in cali you can buy synthetic pee and it comes with a heating pad that you put on before you take the test so that your pee isnt too cold or hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiley619
    better inject some clean piss right into his dick like the program! luv that movie. but yeah if he is using his own pee hes done. i dont about your location but here in cali you can buy synthetic pee and it comes with a heating pad that you put on before you take the test so that your pee isnt too cold or hot.
    They sit right in front of you (within spitting distance of your dick) and look directly at you. I have never known of anyone doing it but the only thing you will probably be able to do is use a cathader(sp?) and use clean piss.

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    some 1 elses piss in a condom

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    the problem with a condom is the temp. it has to be a certain temp or they will not accept it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNextBigThing
    They sit right in front of you (within spitting distance of your dick) and look directly at you. I have never known of anyone doing it but the only thing you will probably be able to do is use a cathader(sp?) and use clean piss.

    where do you stay where you do not get privacy when taking a piss???taking a drug test or not you should have your privacy! i think the most they can do is stay outside the stall to listen for any weird things.

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    goto a store and get those handwarms and place it next to the condom and ull be set

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiley619
    where do you stay where you do not get privacy when taking a piss???taking a drug test or not you should have your privacy! i think the most they can do is stay outside the stall to listen for any weird things.
    You have to sign a waver every year when you sign your scholarship papers. I don't know exactly what is on it but it involves both school and ncaa testing. Believe me, there is no way around it.

    Quote Originally Posted by qw1ck2
    goto a store and get those handwarms and place it next to the condom and ull be set.
    They watch you. It won't work.

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    use the excuse bladder shy

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    phuck it...why the hell would you even start a cycle when your about to be tested??????????????????????????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by qw1ck2
    use the excuse bladder shy
    If you refuse the test you will be suspeneded for a year.

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    ya, but a few percent of the people in the world really cant pee when some 1 is watching, and they might let u goto a stall or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by qw1ck2
    ya, but a few percent of the people in the world really cant pee when some 1 is watching, and they might let u goto a stall or something
    I promise you that they won't. They don't screw around.

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    u could always use the jello mix trick to coat ur stomach that way u piss out nothing but water

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    Quote Originally Posted by qw1ck2
    u could always use the jello mix trick to coat ur stomach that way u piss out nothing but water
    I have never heard of that before, so it may work. But I can tell you that if your urine is too watered down, they will make you piss again.

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    well if they make him piss again he'll have time for the steroid clense =)

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    He gets tested tomorrow at 7am.. i'm not sure what he's going to do, but i'll update it when i find out.

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    take 4 pakets of jello and mix it with a cup of water and drink it like a hour beforer

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    He skipped the drug test... thats the last thing i heard.

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    well then he better get the cleanser fast

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    Is it for sure a NCAA test and not a test administered by the school? Individual schools will not test for roids unless given a reason, because it is so expensive. If you miss the test you are screwed anyways...automatic fail. My buddy used a cathater and it worked...crazy sh%t though. Check out this thread

    This is CRAZY S***

    Hope it's not too late

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