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    Insulin usage good or bad...(ARTICLE)

    - by Mick Hart

    (Taken from the Layman's Guide to Steroids Books)

    My point? Well, I have been in this sport for many many
    years now and I am proud to say (touching wood at this
    moment) I have NEVER in all that time had any serious
    problems with taking steroids that could be regarded as

    The odd spotty zit, a lack of the old hardy har har, a
    headache from the tablets that a once spunk bubble of an
    arse hole dealer sold me years ago, that turned out to be
    something from his mums medicine cabinet throw out day (he
    ended up eating them all), but really nothing at to be
    bothered about.

    (Ahem - please read the next few lines a couple of times as
    it is a JOKE and I want you to fucking well understand that
    please - thank you!)

    I have had more pricks (needles people) in my arse than a
    second hand dartboard and Old Mother Hubbards pin cushion!
    (End of joke!)

    Steroids, yep I know them just about as good as anyone
    around this shit tip world and that is a fact. Most of 'em
    know the scientific names off by heart better than me any
    day and can even recite their basic molecular structure
    whilst snapping their knackers together like a pair of
    Spanish maracas (spell?) but really, look at the picture of
    my face my friend! Does it look as if I give a fuck?

    I know what most gears feel like and what they do when they
    are in the body, what combinations and how they react in
    almost ALL cycles and stacks.


    Because I have took them, trained on them for myself and
    hundreds of champs over the world. Hey, anyone can read a
    book and learn a word or two - agree?

    What I can say is that I have not taken this insulin shit
    and trained on it. You can now ask yourselves how can he
    comment about it? I can, simply because I have seen so many
    people try and get their levels as close to the norm as

    It is my own opinion and I am not giving you advice on how
    to take it, I am saying that if you do, then here are the
    problems that CAN occur - and do! I don't know the totally
    correct or indeed safest way to advise on something that can
    cause so much problems to a healthy body when there is no
    need for it at all.

    Like many other people, I would seek the BEST advice
    possible if I could. Even then, could I be that sure?

    Of course not - that is why the margins are so small. Too
    risky me old sparras. Why fuck up the blood sugar level that
    is most likely working perfectly well?

    You have no idea how quick you can die using this shit IF
    you get it wrong. What price low fat?

    I know the next thoughts of the anti-steroid league even
    before they have finished reading this bit. Could it be
    something like, "How can he say that about insulin for
    instance when he (and many others like him) pump themselves
    full of the steroid shit that they do?"

    Easy really, please tell me why the streets are not lined
    with dead bodybuilders who have DIRECTLY died as a result of
    taking steroids? Anyone's hand up? Thought not. Now piss off
    please! Line up the heroin has beens and 'are nows will ya?.
    This should be fun.

    There has been, however, many unfortunate people who have
    died as a result of taking OTHER shit ALONG with steroids
    and we all know it. The press get a hold of it and it's bye
    bye bodybuilding reputation once again. As we are about to
    look at the insulin problem as we know it now, I can say
    that there has been quite a few deaths because of it and yet
    we only get to know about it when a bodybuilder dies!

    How come?

    Steroids were said to be so bad for us long ago even before
    anyone they had really tested them. They also said that we
    would suffer in time to come as we bodybuilders did not know
    what the long term side effects of steroids would be.

    Apparently, we were to suffer and find out ourselves in
    time. I think the twat who said that was writing the paper
    with his top lip stapled up. He or she, wrote it so long ago
    that I don't think that there has been anything on this
    planet that has had more of a chance to wait for bad side
    effects than steroids have.

    Oh by the way, during the time that they were waiting to
    laugh there bollocks of at us and see us mutate into big
    bollocked crazy, headed psychotic sex crazed maniacs;
    steroids have been healing people as well for all these

    What a shit side effect eh?

    Ah well, I must away and check the size of my gonads and
    also get on with the task of explaining to you lot how easy
    it is for you to drop down dead quicker than a whores
    knickers if you are stupid enough to use insulin. Here we


    Millions of people around the world who suffer from
    Diabetes, rely on insulin every day in order to keep them
    alive. They need this because Diabetes occurs when the gland
    that lies behind the stomach, called the pancreas, fails to
    produce sufficient insulin which is needed to handle the
    starches and sugars (carbs) that we eat.

    These in turn are broken down to a sugar substance called
    glucose; insulin is needed to convert glucose to energy. If
    our bodies cannot produce it naturally, then many problems
    can occur.

    Please bear with me whilst I try and explain the care that
    diabetics HAVE to take in order to live an ordinary day to
    day life AND stay alive.

    Basically what happens is that without the necessary amounts
    of insulin required, the levels of glucose in the blood
    rises and actually spills over into the urine which in turn
    causes large volumes of urine to be passed.

    The body, not being able to convert the glucose to energy,
    then becomes excessively tired. If this problem is not
    treated with insulin, several other symptoms then can follow
    immediately which usually are: extreme thirst, vomiting and
    drowsiness for a start.


    The extreme problem that diabetics have to watch out for is
    a 'Hypo' or an Insulin Reaction. 'Hypo' is short for
    hypoglycaemia which actually means 'low blood sugar'. I have
    been told that 'Hypos' can actually occur for no apparent
    reason but are mainly brought on if a sufferer also either
    does one or more of the following:

    * Takes more exercise than they normally would.

    * Eat less than the correct dietary allowance required.

    * Miss or postpone a meal or snack.


    I feel that this section is so important that all of the
    other symptoms need highlighting also. These can be as

    Blurred vision - excitement - tingling sensations in lips,
    fingers or tongue - weakness - confusion - pallor - hunger
    - nervousness - sweating -irritability and palpitations.

    I have highlighted the fourth reason in the 'Hypos Dangers'
    section purely for the bodybuilders alone. Not to imply that
    the 1, 2 and 3 are no less important to diabetics, but they
    are NOT as important to non-diabetics as is the last one to
    us (or any other non-diabetic sufferer of course).

    The main reason for this section on insulin and it's use in
    this sport is to explain simply that hypoglycaemia can be
    caused simply by getting the dosage WRONG!

    One other terrible side effects from an incorrect dosage of
    insulin is that you could slip into a coma from which death
    can also occur. With the greatest of respect to all those
    who suffer from Diabetes, I have learned longer.

    It is as simple as this, if your calculations are wrong by
    the slightest margins you can die - period! You could fall
    into a coma and also die, the margin of error is that close.

    Finally, you must consider this.

    Maybe one of the reasons you have bought this book is to
    find out different methods such as the usage of insulin etc.

    I am sorry if I have disappointed you but I cannot advise on
    something that I know personally we do not need in this

    The risks are too high. Even if you were to consult your
    local G.P. and ask for advise on the use of insulin whilst
    bodybuilding, he too would not be able to be that accurate.

    Should the pro's deem it necessary, then that is up to them.

    To be honest, life at the top cannot be that good especially
    when living on borrowed time is not an option.

    - by Mick Hart

    :: An extract from "Steroids: The Layman's Guide II" ::

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    That article was WACK! I agree insulin is dangerous but if done right which is just taking enough carbs after use. How hard is that?! Just bump up some creatine with some high carbs and those weight gainers every hour till the slin leaves the body. The body woud stay anabolic and actualy turn your muscles to sponges, absorbing anyting. I was gonna buy that book but he sounds like a dumb ass. Anbolic2002 the bestbook.

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    I agree, whack sums it up.

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    You would have to be an idiot to die from insulin use. I agree that it isn't for everyone...but he is overexaggerating a bit.

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    WHAT A FUCKING CRACKHEAD... I pussy that is what he is...

    2 words... Calculated Risk.

    Driving you car is a calculated risk. Big fuckign deal.. do it correctly and you will be ok. I am not a avid suppporter of Slin, but hey lets be real.

    PUSSYS... I was talking to my father about this the other day -
    Smokers (like my sister) know that smoking WILL KILL YOU. But because it is not instant and instantly risky,... they are not scared.

    NOW ME USING SLIN... People think I AM WACK. But it is safer than smoking cigarettes. I am not afraid of calculated risks.

    I just hate SCARED LITTLE PEOPLE... that wait around for ever one else to try things to see how it goes... I like to do informed experiments. Push knew ideas. NOT FOLLOW.

    The guy is full of contradictions. He should silence his loud ill-informed mouth.

    Jury is out what a knob

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    if you are not smart enough to read the syringe proporly for your dose you should be sticking anything.

    That article sucked

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    bumpin it

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