Masturebate!

**SunTzu** · 12-06-2005, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by BOBBY D

i think u r trying to ask a question that pertains to this answer: dont masturbate before a workout, u will lose a lot of test in ur system & it will weaken ur lifts & make u feel lethargic (tired & lazy). i dont masturbate on a workout day, but if i must, i rub 1 out before bedtime. this should answer ur question. for the record, this also applies to sex.

this is what i was told from my highschool wrestling coach & he strongly suggested not to do these things before a match or any strength needed activity.

I don't know if thats true usually Rub one out or Bang a chick before my Workouts and I have Great Workouts. I think its all in your head, i'm not sayin to jack off in the Bath room and Then try to max but a Half hour or later your should be fine.

**mamias20918756** · 12-06-2005, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by big k.l.g

Sexual activity or even thinking about it before a workout raises testosterone levels, not lowers it.

interesting....

**testosterona** · 12-06-2005, 01:00 PM

staying sexually active will help increase your natty test levels. iv read this numerous times. so if someone is saying that jackin off before the gym will hinder your lifts, they are most likely refering to energy, not tests levels

**mamias20918756** · 12-06-2005, 01:06 PM

this news is great

**NotSmall** · 12-06-2005, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by testosterona

staying sexually active will help increase your natty test levels. iv read this numerous times. so if someone is saying that jackin off before the gym will hinder your lifts, they are most likely refering to energy, not tests levels

Nail on the head I believe, I've read somewhere that cumming depletes your glycogen reserves, that's why you feel tired straight after you spit your fat. Also it makes me feel contented/less aggressive - not the best state of mind for a fierce workout.

**spywizard** · 12-06-2005, 02:03 PM

masterbation is wrong...

**Hellmaskbanned** · 12-06-2005, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by testosterona

staying sexually active will help increase your natty test levels. iv read this numerous times. so if someone is saying that jackin off before the gym will hinder your lifts, they are most likely refering to energy, not tests levels

Is there any proof to this anywhere, a study? Everyday this haunts me. Someone find some scientific proof to calm the demons dwelling inside of me.

**Chemical King** · 12-06-2005, 02:09 PM

ONG Im still LMAO at this thread.

And the smiley used is still funny, even at this stage of the thread.lol

**Nismo** · 12-06-2005, 02:55 PM

Your thinking that maybe you will lose some protein right??? Just eat it when you done and your body wont lose the protein

**BOBBY D** · 12-06-2005, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Nail on the head I believe, I've read somewhere that cumming depletes your glycogen reserves, that's why you feel tired straight after you spit your fat. Also it makes me feel contented/less aggressive - not the best state of mind for a fierce workout.

what u highlighted in bold is really what i meant, u wont lose test., but u'll lose energy & feel like sleeping. hey, for me, i like to go w/o j'n off for a week or 2. my workouts r good, my mind is focused, & i feel strong everyday. after that, when i cant go no more it is a great feeling busting 1 after a long period of time. especially w/ a chick. the first time i held back was a week then i came so much it didn't want to stop. lol its true.

for the boxer not have sex for a month or so, i believe it. i do have a great story about a boxer. i was watching espn or something & there was a female boxer who actually masturbate or has sex before a fight, it actually increases the women's agression & energy to fight. it does work that way for women, that why they can keep on going after their first. food for thought...

**wrx** · 12-06-2005, 03:56 PM

when im not with girlfriend i find another one... and still do it alone 2 times a day.. (test cycle)
after workout i never feel horny!

**stupidhippo** · 12-06-2005, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by mamias20918756

i've heard this before, but is it really true?
I mean if u have sex (or masturbate) the night before a workout or just a few hours before, will this affect ur lifts?
I does make some sense tho..It's test ur <<loosing>>

its not test ur loosing.. its sperm. In the long run I could see jerking off alot only having a positive value - but prolly not any!

**BigDaddyW** · 12-06-2005, 03:58 PM

How many of you would actually give up masturbation and sex if it made you lose gains? I don't know of anyone that is THAT devoted to the gym!

BG · 12-06-2005, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by LLsoldier

Hi,
I wanna know that masturebating can cause less gains?
And why every time i masturebate my eyes go deep in my face?(like very tired person for two or three days)Is there any cure?Or i must just don't masturebate?

mY EYES HAVE NEVER SUNKEN IN, BUT MY BALLS DO, THEN THEY DROP LIKE BOULDERS.

**Timm1704** · 12-06-2005, 09:09 PM

ok why the hell was my additions to this thread deleted? i know they were total bullshit, but that was the point! besides, some of the things said here were exactly the same as mine, but were not deleted

**grimnlock** · 12-06-2005, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by big k.l.g

Sexual activity or even thinking about it before a workout raises testosterone levels, not lowers it.

Hmmm...

Now i know what gotta do before hittin the gym

**jbarker111** · 12-06-2005, 09:46 PM

if it wasn't for sally and her four sisters i wouldn't get any action.

**TheGame826** · 12-06-2005, 10:21 PM

god i love these boards.

like from rocky I, no sex before the big fight. it makes you tired.

**stayinstacked** · 12-06-2005, 10:32 PM

If jerking off hinders your gains your a straight up pussy.

**LLsoldier** · 12-07-2005, 03:33 AM

So why when i masturebate 2 to 3 times a week,and in the end of the week when friends look at me especially my eyes they say:How much you jacked this week?

I think it has effect on my eyes and so sad about it

HELP ME

**ShnouzedUp** · 12-07-2005, 03:59 AM

hahahahahaha.... man i wish i had a friend who's eyes did that... really tho, thats a horrible condition...i have never ever ever heard of that.... There would be nothing but 2 big black holes in my face if that were me.... my eyes would be in the back of my head..

**Chemical King** · 12-07-2005, 06:02 AM

Im pleaed to see this thread is going strong. And since we are still on the subject of masterbation I think the starter of the thread should get the spelling of masterbation right.

**farrebarre** · 12-07-2005, 06:12 AM

omfg dude, if u dont want that then just STOP MASTURBATING

**wuboy25** · 12-07-2005, 06:41 AM

a masturbation cycle is great for test level

and moreover, you can ru it all your life!!! My recommended dose would be 2-3/day.

Seriously, you don't have to worry about it....have fun bro!!!

RA · 12-07-2005, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by LLsoldier

So why when i masturebate 2 to 3 times a week,and in the end of the week when friends look at me especially my eyes they say:How much you jacked this week?

I think it has effect on my eyes and so sad about it

HELP ME

hahahahahahahahaha.....um hahahahahahahahaha

they have to be fukin with ya. did I say hahahahahahahahahaha

**zomzom** · 12-07-2005, 08:15 AM

let's go

**LLsoldier** · 12-07-2005, 09:49 AM

Thank you every body for your advice

Now i think i must do it carefully more than ever

And hope every body out there enjoy Masturebation

**Chemical King** · 12-07-2005, 09:52 AM

think u got more advice than u bargained for there dude.but u gotta admit it was a pretty dumb thread.
I mean you only got like 9 posts and ur asking about masterbation. do you even have any interests other than masteration.lol

**shortie** · 12-07-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by LLsoldier
Hi,
I wanna know that masturebating can cause less gains?
And why every time i masturebate my eyes go deep in my face?(like very tired person for two or three days)Is there any cure?Or i must just don't masturebate?

I think you need to give the rest of us some technique tips, obviously I have been doing it wrong all these years. Is it supposed to look anything like this>

**STEVO 47** · 12-07-2005, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by LLsoldier

Thank you every body for your advice

Now i think i must do it carefully more than ever

And hope every body out there enjoy Masturebation

I'm going to ask you the same question I ask the other one's
who come up with this crazy bull shit. How the F...ck old are
you.

**mamias20918756** · 12-07-2005, 04:03 PM

why flame this guy?
He's trying to pass a message..Let us masturbate

This thread is getting weird...

***Alex*** · 12-07-2005, 04:15 PM

thats funny, becouse when i beat my meat , i feel calm and sleepy right after !! but have you noticed if you dont get ass for a while you become a madman!!thats why we should beat our meat so we dont kill each other! come on guys lets wack off for a good couse!!

**Latinchulo** · 12-07-2005, 04:22 PM

lol yall wildn

**firmechicano831** · 12-07-2005, 04:26 PM

Sex is good for the body and stress. If possible you should continue to jack off to make your wrist stronger.lol

**THE INCREDIBLE BULK** · 12-07-2005, 04:28 PM

CHUCK NORRIS only materbates to pictures of CHUCK NORRIS

RA · 12-07-2005, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by THE INCREDIBLE BULK

CHUCK NORRIS only materbates to pictures of CHUCK NORRIS

Thats because hes a homo.

**Disciple** · 12-07-2005, 09:23 PM

I agree not to masturbate/engage in any sex or masturbation before a workout cus atleast for me it makes me tired and a lack of interest to lift but i would imagin that having sex or masturbating would increase t level because....well my theory is that after you cum your body recognizes this and sends a signal to where ever to produce more sperm so this would indirictly increase t levels.....i donno. it makes sense in my head atleast.

**limpdin** · 12-08-2005, 12:30 AM

I just wonder how many of you are masturbating right now? On second thought I really don't want to know!!!!

**I_Want_Abs** · 12-08-2005, 05:17 AM

i dont jack off before a w/out as stated previously i dont feel as excited or energised to lift to the extent that i would have otherwise, but for some reason about 10 mins after i finish a w/out my lil fella is at half mast and waiting for action any chick that looks remotely hot that catches my eye will send me practicly straight up, i always jack off after my w/outs or else im stuck with a semi fat for the rest of the night........LOL