what to say when people ask "are you using steroids?"

[MorganKane]

joda, 100% Norsk.. bor i østfold.. ( 100% Norwegian, lives in Oestfold)

Jeg bor i Houston men vokste opp i Asker.

Hvor tror du jeg fikk navnet Morgan Kane fra

[shortie]

I'm sorry, could you step a little closer and speak into my good ear?

[Buffman]

I'm sorry, could you step a little closer and speak into my good ear?

no

[Power Viking]

when people ask me that .. i usually respond with a personal question ... something along the lines of .... " do you take anal ?? ... or do u have herpes ?"

you should see the faces

I did something like that once. I was at a party and a girl that was SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME (!!!) asked my friend "is he on steroids " and then pointed at me.

Of course I got really pissed and answered "I tried `em once. It was cool. How `bout you? Done any heroin or other narcotics lately? Got some STDs perhaps?"
She looked kind of baffled. Idiot.

[Power Viking]

Den er god. Velkommen til et bra forum.

Det var da faen så mange norske bolere det var her da. Betyr dette at gutta som trener på Haralds gym i Oslo ikke holder seg utelukkende til havregraut og proteinpulver???

[Igifuno]

close friends only... otherwise i'll typically say "no, but thank you."

[GetHugeDieTrying]

Lightweights say what?



thats what i say.

[Tren Bull]

hey power viking, thats got to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard. nothing pisses off a dumb slut more than asker her about her stds

[beefydragon]

i tell them NO man, no roids here... these are all implants...

[anabolicvenom]

its all no-explode and cell mass, i throw glutemine in there every once in awhile to shake things up.

[Buffman]

hahaha

[sitries]

you dont expect to grow off cycle?!?! why not? even if youve done a few cycles - it shouldnt mean you cant gain naturally afterwards surely!

[thebison]

i tell people i use IM creatine acts super fast for super gains some people are dumb enough to belive it.

[BOBBY D]

my close friends know the truth when on cycle. the ppl that dont know me i would tell them " i train very hard to get where i am "(true), & "i take alot of "supplements" & "eat right". ppl who rudely comment at parties or so & i hear them say something like "look he's juicing" or "roid head", then i would say something like "do u have a problem w/ the way i look".

B. D.

[ODC0717]

I just tell 'em "roids, na, no roids, I just train and eat better then you". Told that to a trainer once...he didn't like that remark, to say the least.

Seriously though, do people really think that we're just gonna up and tell the whole world "YES, I use drugs"? Regarless if they're not rec. drugs they've been demonized in the media and unfortunatley the public believes everything they see.

[cfiler]

Just give them a donkey punch if they ask you. 60% of the time, it works everytime.

[Unoid]

"look at these calves...does it look like i take steriods"

I cna't do that, mine are very massive with a low insertion. even when I was 6-4, 200lbs at 6%bodyfat playing baseball some dude had the balls to say that I was shooting juice into my calves lol.

[Dukkit]

i am not in the shape yet that ppl come up and ask ive used gear but i would say... no way!! i rely on good old crack and beer to make me this way, energy and calories.. all i need

[Buffman]

lol!

[Machdiesel]

Im not on juice, but have been asked back in high school caus ei was real big for my age, my responce always was...

Go eat 45000 cals a day, take in 300 grams of protein, and live in the gym, come back in 3 months n u answered ur own question

[Machdiesel]

HAHAH next time im just gonna be like nah im just better looking then you, BYE thanx everyone i have some good responces now

[Red Monster]

I'm the perfect age for additional growth... 31. I've put on 35lbs in the past 18 months, but 'everyone puts on weight in their 30s'

[Jarod]

Tell them about the benefits of celltech and why NO EXPLODE MAKES YOU SO DAMN HUGE

[roger24]

that damn creatine lol

[USN DV]

Tell them it's issued to me to make me meaner...

[roger24]

tell em that

[AnatomicallyBlessed]

haha, my friend used to tell the kids in the gym that he swam laps in the pool and took nitro tech

they were like, yeah, swimming, that's good exercise, so nitro tech is some good stuff huh

[Red Monster]

although he was prob just kidding: swimming laps is probly the best cardio there is.... not to mention body redefinition.

I wish i had an indoor pool

[dtr98]

why, do i ****ing look like a baseball player

[Buffman]

hahahahha

[map200uk]

at the end of the day if someone says it, who gives a **** just say no just using creatine and some other thing,

map

[tretch187]

"I for damn sure hope so.... I inject every full needle I see"

[tretch187]

"I had to start after I threw my back out trying to rail your Nanna while she was still in her wheelchair"

"I tell ya... those brakes are iffy at best"

[skribbble]

I tell people diet now. But when i do juice im probably going to blame it on the mass stack!

[Buffman]

"I had to start after I threw my back out trying to rail your Nanna while she was still in her wheelchair"

"I tell ya... those brakes are iffy at best"

I don't even want to imagine what that would have looked like

[testosterona]

most people just know by my presence i guess. everyone just assumes. no one really asks me, besides the occasional girl.

[Buffman]

ok...

[x_moe]

kid: how did u get so big and strong
me: from eating spinach
kid: wow thats what mommy used to always say
me: your mommy was right

[mkrulic]

I tell them I began snorting my creatine and the gains are off the hook.

[STYLE74]

Some people just know and the people that ask i just say i eat and train alot. It's nobody's business.