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    when they ask me if I am taking steriods , I tell them " Are you Crazy, I not going kill my seft with this crap" works for me though

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    Bumpin' the oldie but a goodie....

    Tell them "Yes I am...That whole 'workingout' thing just wasn't for me. So now I use steroids instead. Wanna beer?"

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    just yell and scream at them.

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    Scream YES ARGH ROIDRAGE TAKING OVER and hit them with a dumbell

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    I say "Are you crazy? I'm not sticking myself with a needle!"

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    that will the worst response, Gsxxr, because roid is associated with anger and aggression. Whoever asking u will immediate conclude yes u are on roid. I think the best answer is lie that u only take creatine and high calories meal.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    just yell and scream at them.

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    I tell them I shoot a 3ml syringe topped off 3x a week, get the fuc away from me.....works great.

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    I haven't started but I've been thinking what I would say

    Ill probably say YA!!!, you want some??? 800 Bucks a bottle, can you afford it! Then they say no, and I say well neither can, I spend to much money I eating the right food and taking supplements, I bought a bottle of Creak awhile ago, so I just carry that around in my gym bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by S431M7
    that will the worst response, Gsxxr, because roid is associated with anger and aggression. Whoever asking u will immediate conclude yes u are on roid. I think the best answer is lie that u only take creatine and high calories meal.
    I'm pretty sure he was joking.

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    so far the only person to question me has been my wife and only because she knows my training partner is doing them i told her no of course and i do take a shit load of supps so it wasnt to hard to convince her that im onatural.gotta love myogenx.my old drinking buddies accuse me of using but i dont hang out and waste money getting cocked anymore so who fn cares im huge and there fn fat .protien and glutamine are my lie

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    I say... "Thanks for the compliment"

    Sh!t.. I'm just glad its starting to show

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    depends who ask... if its some other roid head at the gym I just grin.... and say heavens no =) .... If its someone from school I just say sumin like this in a serious way: nah, I dont think they are necessary to the amateur sporstman, risky and expensive so why bother.. but I understand y someone whose livelyhood depended on them would do em..

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    i just stare at the ground n sorta twist my foot in the dirt n get an awkward look on my face

    then i go "awwww geee mister... i'd sure be alot bigger on those nasty steroids "

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    but seriously a few people have joked about it with me... trying to see what i'd say

    and a couple of people have asked if i was on them. i just say "yeaaah i injected into my eye ball 5 mins ago... can u tell?"

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    depends on who's asking. being female, i want a 2-3 of my closest friends to know to be an objective monitor of superficial sides (face, voice).

    my favorite general blow off at the moment is "what would life be without mystery?"

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    Are you on steroids ?

    No, but I am having sex with your wife.

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    I just say yes I am on steroids , my nuts are workin hard as we speak makin lots of test for me would you like to see!!!!!!!!!!

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    creatine,protien and one slim fast shake for lunch

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    this is one my buddy always says;
    Q: You have been getting pretty big, are you on juice?
    A: Yeah I am, so why dont you let me punch you in the face and show you how strong I am

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    I say no. I only eat Flinstone Chewables and only eat the purple Dinos, The rest of them are useless. lol

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    I say bro...i'm only 245lbs ppl who juice look like ronnie coleman, I just eat a lot and take GNC supplements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mkv213
    I say bro...i'm only 245lbs ppl who juice look like ronnie coleman, I just eat a lot and take GNC supplements.
    LOL, thats a good one, because up until two year ago, anyone short of a IFBB pro telling me that, i woulda belived em.

    Just started my first cycle.. Im a senior in college, the thing im worried abuot is what am i going to tell all the people i hang out with regulary why im not drinking for the next 3 months ... seriously, im about to tell them im on some sort of liver medicine.. i gotta think of somethin lol

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    i'm pretty open about my useage. usually if i don't know the person very well, i tell them that i'm on HRT. keeps LE off your ass and lets the person know that there is a therapeutic use for what we do as well.

    i always make sure to point out how big i was prior to doing anything and that gear isn't what it's all about. keeps people from getting the wrong idea about the stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffman
    someone got a funny story or an lame ass excuse?

    or maybe an serious excuse?
    'cos i'm not sure what to say when people ask that question to me...
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    "So are you doing steroids "

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    cmax said he uses "the bowflex" that's hot...chuck norris uses the bowflex.

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    I say when ever some1 asks me. "NO F*** that S***, that stuff is soo dangerous". But sooner or later the truth will come out if you get too BIG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Creatine!!!!!!!
    Haven't you seen those advertisements in FLEX?
    Funny thats what i always say....hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13
    cmax said he uses "the bowflex" that's hot...chuck norris uses the bowflex.
    Total gym Dumbass Get it right or you will never be big. Noobs....lol

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    Same response for both males and females...

    Response for a guy "you ask because my body makes you hot" - unless you are at a rave the guy should feel uncomfortable enough to walk away..

    Response for a chick "you ask me because my body makes you hot" ...with the right delivery this may actually get you something

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    "No... do you know where I can get some?"

    or

    "Of course I am!"

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    Be like "im taking arginine" lol therefore more nitrogen retention.

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