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    what to say when people ask "are you using steroids?"

    someone got a funny story or an lame ass excuse?

    or maybe an serious excuse?
    'cos i'm not sure what to say when people ask that question to me...

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    what makes you think that

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    Here is the easiest thing to say if you're on roids and someone asks you "Do you take steroids ?"

    You say "Yes."

    -Bino

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    Depends on who it is. Some random kid in the gym, slap his ass and make him run to his mommy.
    Last edited by IBdmfkr; 12-23-2005 at 06:25 PM.

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    Tell them u take super powered creatine

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    person: "how did you get so big?"

    you: "its called lifting you should try it sometime"

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    what if it is someone like your parents? or the owner of the gym?

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    deny deny deny

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    Creatine!!!!!!!
    Haven't you seen those advertisements in FLEX?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffman
    what if it is someone like your parents? or the owner of the gym?
    If you live with your parents, then you shouldn't be doing it in their house in the first place. Otherwise, show them how you eat and train, your lifestyle should speak for itself. Take it as a compliment.

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    I just say no, if they are that stupid to ask then they get a stupid answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone_Biggums
    I just say no, if they are that stupid to ask then they get a stupid answer.
    AGREE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffman
    what if it is someone like your parents? or the owner of the gym?
    Tell mommy and daddy you've been doing a lot of pushups

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBflash21
    Tell mommy and daddy you've been doing a lot of pushups
    haha i'll try that

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    tell them no....i get a lot of those comments..i say push ups and protein shakes baby

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    I just say protein, everyone believes it

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    Tell them you were born with great genetics with german and cherokee in your blood.

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    Bob sapp said he takes creatine.

    Come on guys the stuff works, don't be hatin.

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    I'm norwegian, and 6 years ago, i was so fat that i couldn't wipe my ass properly

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    = bad genes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffman
    I'm norwegian, and 6 years ago, i was so fat that i couldn't wipe my ass properly

    thats filthy i could have gone all my life without picturing that

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    Quote Originally Posted by TCEL300
    thats filthy i could have gone all my life without picturing that
    no you couldn't

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    tell them you use celltech LMAO ..

    if your parents ask .. just be like i got weight training class in school and you have to get bigger to pass.

    if girls ask .. you tell them yur getin bigger to impress them ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by omnipotent
    tell them you use celltech LMAO ..

    if your parents ask .. just be like i got weight training class in school and you have to get bigger to pass.

    if girls ask .. you tell them yur getin bigger to impress them ..

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    I can't juice cause I lift in a drug-free organization. Haha, I have heard so many guys use this.

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    I say " No I'm not on steroids but thanks for asking."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattoo70
    I say " No I'm not on steroids but thanks for asking."

    I say just the same , I also have a buch of supplements bottles in my office ( animal pack, no2, some vitamins, and one of those megea mass 5 pound jugs) they have been there for t5he longest time with out me even touching them, now that I think about it some of them may even be empty, but everybody sees them and they thing thats why I'm big, they don't even have a clue. And I also try to take my protein shake on from of people during tha day, they always go " man, how many of those you take a day?, no wonder you are so big" if they only knew.

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    I think Ronnie Coleman was asked this question during an interveiw. He responded something like
    So are you telling me if you used steroids, ate like me, and training like me, you could be as big as me?

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    Q........Are you on steroids ?????

    A........HELL NO! havent you heard how dangerous that stuff is. After all
    that stuff in the news and paper...........
    I would never touch that crap

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    I tell um...creatine, protein and lots of hard work.

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    "look at these calves...does it look like i take steriods "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent_G
    "look at these calves...does it look like i take steriods"


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    Or just say..."if you're interested you're more then welcome to come look at my ass" haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dive_kid
    Q........Are you on steroids ?????

    A........HELL NO! havent you heard how dangerous that stuff is. After all
    that stuff in the news and paper...........
    I would never touch that crap
    Good advice

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    steroids are bad mmmk

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    yes now go a way.

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    "I forgot"

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    I tell them that I started using a Bowflex.

    I say that I never go to the gym, do any cardio, take any supplements, or even eat a healthy diet... my physique is built 100% from the bowflex machine.

    Those power rods really kick my ass!

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    say "ask me again in 6 months after living my dedicated lifestyle"
    he'll just leave

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    You know this is funny, my ex gf asked me that a few days ago after she saw me out last weekend. Actually I am off cycle right now so I was telling the truth. I told her "thanks, that's a compliment. I work hard and try to eat right." She said "No, your face looked bloated". I was like "What, I'm at 195lbs at about 12% bf." I told her a few years ago I did some test. Yeah, my face was bloated back then but I was also 230lbs. I was a big POS. I don't like that look, it sucks. She just said that to piss me off but it didn't work. Damn, I'm eating ultra clean now with lots of cardio. I don't expect to grow off cycle so I don't let that bother me. I just want to maintain.... I'm going down to 180lbs with DNP in about a week, after the holidays. I want to get my bf into single digits then start my test e, EQ cycle.... Yeah! I can feel it coming on baby! T-minus 2-3 weeks and counting...
    Last edited by Seattle Junk; 12-23-2005 at 11:26 PM.

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