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    The *other* kind of roids...

    Is there any evidence linking usage of AS with hemorrhoids, or has anyone else encountered this problem while cycling? Maybe I just squated too hard, but now I'm having to stack some preperation H with my cycle lol

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    lots of people get haemorrhoids when cycling.

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    The increase of blood pressure from the gear plus the heavy lifting is the perfect recipe for ass grapes.(I'm not speaking from past experiance)

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    Ass Grapes!!??

    1 of the funniest things ive ever read!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalshredder_25
    The increase of blood pressure from the gear plus the heavy lifting is the perfect recipe for ass grapes.(I'm not speaking from past experiance)
    Guess I better be careful I dont sit down too hard and make grape juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlightlySt00pid
    Guess I better be careful I dont sit down too hard and make grape juice.
    LMFAO!!! wow. Thats funny.

    Stoopid - how's that cycle going for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    lots of people get haemorrhoids when cycling.
    MMMhhhh, nice!, i was eating my scrambled eggs & oat while reading that LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by cnepp
    LMFAO!!! wow. Thats funny.

    Stoopid - how's that cycle going for you?
    Its going awesome, Im up 25 pounds of all LBM, and my maxes are thru the roof! Other than the painfully annoying 'ass grape', I would have to say it was a complete success!

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    i just started getting "ass grapes" It was embarassing. i couldn't understand what the hell was going on my ass itched so bad i wanted to scoot across the floor with my ass on the ground like a dog. I am a coach and made the mistake of asking another coach what the symptoms of hemhroids are and they all started calling me hemi. Then they started singing Burning Ring of Fire. You know-"it goes down down down and the flame shoots higher. cause it burns burns burns, my ring of fire" lol

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    that's a badass song. Johnny cash is the man!!! "i fell into a burning ring of fire....."

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    BTW you definately dont have to be cycling to get roids

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    Wow, theres a side effect that I wasnt expecting. lol

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    the more you eat the more you shit the more you wipe yer ass!!the more it bleeds!!!

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    ass grapes....what a visual...

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    this happens far more than people admit, but it is common from gear. It has happen to me and alot of guys I know, the thing is to not let it get infected, because it can bleed at times. So get some Tucks medicated ass pads and wipe after you shit(after you use toilet paper of course, but dont wipe very hard with the paper, you dont want to irritate it any further.) I'm not saying this will make it go away, but it does help with the discomfort. Mine went away for a while for my own experience.

    Good Luck

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    preperation h!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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