MeGa FirSt CyCle 16weeks NeWBie

[cfiler]

This thread is pointless.

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[Trendkill]

haha this retard thinks kale's avatar is actually kale!! Hes a dude u retard!!!

pretty sure hes talkin bout zomzom champ.

[IBdmfkr]

Stop exciting me, u want me take it.

Get him TIGER! lol

[rhino1]

Why are you even asking for advice "pro-newbie" it just makes everyone think your dumb

[zomzom]

HardGainer12,LegoBricks: i would like to see pics of you plz.


IBDMFKR: My legs are big. And i actually look bigger than my avatar because i ve modified the original size to fit the square.

you will burn your steroid receptors out making it harder for you to gain on later cycles. What that means is you will have to add more compounds to gain a few pounds

Dear Legobrick,
My cycle is the best i will grow mass and lean mass like a ****in bastard.
I have a diet based on high Carbs I have already the deca dick i have already bulked(no more six pack) i m doing a bulking phase since already two months before to start my Bulking cycle.

Hardgainer12 plz u should say sorry for ur injure,i ve injured nobody say sorry to me and u won t have 7years bad sex. Do your choice baby
7years bad sex?
or
You say sorry.

And sorry if i m not a nice guy doing a test only but on the long run we will see who has the best built and who will look like a sissy.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHHAAHA

[DSM4Life]

Normallly somebody with a higher post count hould have more knowledge, yes

Your a moron.

[BlInDsIdE]

wow....just wow

[TinTin78]

Making new friends zomzom? lol

[zomzom]

Your a moron

90years bad sex! for you!

[zomzom]

I got an educated post from a ************ moderator: plz read that.

Post up your age and stats for people to form an opinion of your cycle. My opinion is that there is a lot going on there for your first cycle. The advice that I have seen for most first cycles is to limit your intake to one or two substances so that you can evaluate how you react to each one. Then in later cycles, you can combine for greater results. Better safe by going slow and steady than to risk a ton of sides. On that note, you will be better able to tell which substance is giving you sides if you limit you intake at first.
For example, my first cycle was Deca only and I achieved great results ~15 lbs retained lean muscle. I now feel comfortable in combining Deca with other AAS because I already know that my body reacts favorably.
By the way, looking jacked in your pic. Keep up the good work!

Ps: Kale i know u re a girl if u were a man u would not have kissed my ass the last time. Do you remember the thread?"HCG needs help to get back my......"

[zomzom]

oh and Mr. Steroid god, one more thing. Your cycle sucks. It is the worst cycle I have ever seen. what does your diet look like? Steroids wont make you grow, you diet will. Also have fun with Deca dick.

I believe you about the diet, and deca dick but plz just go to read that thread to be a bit more educated about Testo dick.

Need HCG to bring back my boys!

[BGMKE7]

there should be a kiddy forum and you would definitly be the moderator.are you serious with that post count crap?you are the poster child of the exact person NOT to be taking steroids .

[SwoleCat]

1) I have a high post count, the highest of ANYONE HERE.

2) I also know a lot, definitely a lot more than the majority here and abroad.

However, post count does NOT relate to intelligence of a person.

In this case your post count is very low ZOMZOM, but your intelligence is even LOWER.

Buck the f*ck up and begin to converse like an adult, or you and your skinny ass avatar will be forced to get the f*ck out. I say that because you are talking down to others like no-one's physique can touch yours.

BTW, I'm no cycle expert, but that looks like some MTV/NICKELODEON type shit you got there. F*cking HORRID.

~SC~

[SwoleCat]

who has the best built and who will look like a sissy.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHHAAHA

It's "BUILD", and the only sissy is the one holding the "I win" sign.

Really, degrading and tearing into others is not a good way to mix in here.

I think someone has you gassed up.....

~SC~

[FranKieC]

1)
BTW, I'm no cycle expert, but that looks like some MTV/NICKELODEON type shit you got there. F*cking HORRID.

~SC~

lmfao!!!

[Pinnacle]

, or you and your skinny ass avatar will be forced to get the f*ck out. ~SC~

Just spit water all over my screen....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[BGMKE7]

come back in a few years when you have grown up ZOMZOM.

[Kale]

I got an educated post from a ************ moderator: plz read that.




Ps: Kale i know u re a girl if u were a man u would not have kissed my ass the last time. Do you remember the thread?"HCG needs help to get back my......"

I didnt even post in that thread you skinny ass fvcktard. And my Avatar is my GF, and she would have more sense than to go anywhere near a moronic ass muncher like you.

[legobricks]

I believe you about the diet, and deca dick but plz just go to read that thread to be a bit more educated about Testo dick.

Need HCG to bring back my boys!

You are the biggest f*ckin retard I have ever seen on this board. Go ahead, what are ya gonna do, hit me with your big internet muscles???? Ok, I read that thread. TEST SHRINKS YOUR NUTS DUMBASS!!! Mabey you should be the one reading up and getting more educated. Obviously i am a little bit more knowledgeable than you as well as others here so listen to our advice! The reason test shrinks your nuts is because it shuts down your natural testosterone production. It replaces the test in your body. I havent heard of anyone loosing their libido on test. Sorry, the gentlmen in the thread was talking about his shrunken testicles. Nowhere did it say he had a problem getting an erection. Then here you come and say, "try proviron ." obviosly you have no clue on what is going on here. Alright, this guy has irriated me. He has been turning down good advice, and I was going to be nice but its persistent. I say ban him. Talking down to us thinking your a steroid god is the stupidest thing youve done here. This is why steroids were banned because of idiots like you!

[DSM4Life]

[POSH]

i got 146 post u got only 22, Can u tell me one more time who is the newbie?


my best regards
Zomzom el newbie.

Posts don't mean sh*t, I have 200 and something and have been on this board for 4 years. Shut your mouth and listen! Don't post threads if you don't want to hear advice! And do your homework and go to bed before your father gets home and catches you up late on the computer, you have class tommorrow!

[TRE]

These post are so funny, I've been keeping out because I knew I would get sucked into this thread. Nicely put swolecat

[IBdmfkr]

Crazy kids.

[testosterona]

I invite you to read that dude.

Anabolic Review Profile: Femera (Letrozole)

what, the letro profile?!?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[zomzom]

are you serious with that post count crap?

No, i am not.

Buck the f*ck up and begin to converse like an adult, or you and your skinny ass avatar will be forced to get the f*ck out. I say that because you are talking down to others like no-one's physique can touch yours.

I ve read a lot about you Swolecat i m glad that u show an interest for me and my kick ass avatar i respect ur carreer you also got an amazing build but it is not impossible that soon i will get a better build than you
And that i come back on the forum telling you, "your peak biceps is not better than mine". We will see that after my first cycles Mr Swolecat
And when i will be in shape in around one year.
I also want to Add that i m not a ass sucker, like a heaps of poster that injured me behind you.

no-one's physique can touch yours

Actually on internet no-one's physique can touch mine, yes.


My greetings
Zomzom.

I didnt even post in that thread you skinny ass fvcktard. And my Avatar is my GF, and she would have more sense than to go anywhere near a moronic ass muncher like you.

Yeah yeah that is all what shy girls tell to me.

[zomzom]

what, the letro profile?!?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

something you should understand when u read.

You are the biggest f*ckin retard I have ever seen on this board. Go ahead, what are ya gonna do, hit me with your big internet muscles???? Ok, I read that thread. TEST SHRINKS YOUR NUTS DUMBASS!!! Mabey you should be the one reading up and getting more educated. Obviously i am a little bit more knowledgeable than you as well as others here so listen to our advice! The reason test shrinks your nuts is because it shuts down your natural testosterone production. It replaces the test in your body. I havent heard of anyone loosing their libido on test. Sorry, the gentlmen in the thread was talking about his shrunken testicles. Nowhere did it say he had a problem getting an erection. Then here you come and say, "try proviron." obviosly you have no clue on what is going on here. Alright, this guy has irriated me. He has been turning down good advice, and I was going to be nice but its persistent. I say ban him. Talking down to us thinking your a steroid god is the stupidest thing youve done here. This is why steroids were banned because of idiots like you!

1years bad sex for you for injure about me.
You re low as hell.
About proviron There's also evidence that it's not suppressive and actually increases spermatogenesis. That mean bigger balls.

[zomzom]

Novice Cycle #2-2

1 Test E/400/500 mg Test P 50/75mg/ED - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex /10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
2 Test E/400/500 mg Test P 50/75mg/ED - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
3 Test E/400/500 mg Test P 50/75mg/ED - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
4 Test E/400/500 mg Test P 50/75mg/ED - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
5 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
6 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
7 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
8 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
9 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
10 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
11 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day
12 Test E/400/500 mg - Deca 200/400 mg Nolvadex/10 - 20 mg/Day Vitamin B-6/ 200 mg/Day


MY PERFECT CYCLE
1-2weeks Deca400/ Proviron50mg (I begun with deca for personnal reasons)
3-8weeks Deca400/ Proviron50mg/ Sust500mg (I am actually in week4)

09 Test E/500 mg - Deca 400 mg - Proviron 25/50mg
10 Test E/500 mg - Deca 400 mg - Proviron 25/50mg
11 Test E/500 mg - Deca 400 mg - Proviron 25/50mg
12 Test E/500 mg - Deca 400 mg - Proviron 25/50mg
13 Test E/500 mg - Deca 400mg LAST SHOOT - Proviron 25/50mg

14-16weeks Test Prop/ Proviron25/50mg. (While the longs esters are leaving my body i will inject a short ester Test Prop to maintain a correct blood level)

WEEK17 PCT!!!!

I ve only added Weeks1-8 and weeks13-16 is that a MTV cycle? LMO.


www.steroids.com

[POSH]

Zom, how old are you?

[zomzom]

I am 23since the 3th january

For all futur comment about my biceps in the avatar, that pic has been taken last year between january and febuary.

[POSH]

I am 23since the 3th january

Just wondering, cause your profile says you are 25

[zomzom]

i edited that, lol, it is better for me

[GuerillaUnit]

so as a 1st time cycle, what about deca , dbol , and Test as well as anti-e etc...???

[zomzom]

yes i see that would be a nice Mass builder Front start with Dbol for 4-6weeks and keep taking Test E and Deca for 6more weeks...

But i ve already begun my Pro newbie cycle.

[GuerillaUnit]

So what is the rule of thumb to start the 2nd cycle and would anadrol and equipoise be a good stack for that one or is that a reach???

[zomzom]

i would stack Anadrol with Deca and some Test my friend.

[GuerillaUnit]

Cool... good lookin out zomzom...

[zomzom]

are u dredgering me?

[catlovesfood]

You are an absolute F U C K W I T, my friend.

Grow the f u c k up and listen to these people, they are trying to help you out. Take their advice and do a 10 -12 weeker of 500mg test, run an anti-e like nolva at 10-20mg ed, and run a proper PCT.

Seriously who are you trying to fool with your "PRO NEWBIE CYCLE"?

[zomzom]

stay quiet when u talk to me. ù&é:$'ùe"&

[catlovesfood]

stay quiet when u talk to me. ù&é:$'ùe"&

WTF??