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    throwin hands with a major juicer? Any advice

    Im currently 5'10 192 lbs I am in between cycles so im off right now. I am talking to this girl who has a 18 ur old ex b/f who is 6'2 250 claims he never juiced but idk how you get that big. He wants to throw hands becuase im talking to the girl. I dont want to puss out but one hit on me and im pretty done for it. Any advice im located in the new haven area of ct if anyone wants to help me lol. Wat should I do?

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    big kid ... head but him ... in the nose GG

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    Let the flames begin!

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    Balls, eyes, throat.

    Getting knocked out is an interesting experience... dont puss out though and dont bring a weapon, you'll look like a punk. Have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    Balls, eyes, throat.

    Getting knocked out is an interesting experience... dont puss out though and dont bring a weapon, you'll look like a punk. Have fun.
    hard not to bring a weapon when your sporting 2 giant guns!

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    get you some cheque drops bro then crack him in the throat and the drops will do the rest LOL

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    This isn't true in all cases but most 18yr old guys aren't that experienced when it comes to fighting so if your alittle older and more experienced then he is you stand a good chance if you strike first.
    Goodluck,

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    Over a girl... LOL

    more that likley the girl is egging it on to make herself feel more special... i would try to be cool with him instead.

    here is where me and BDTR DISAGREE... always fight dirty unless you are either stupid, or as big as BDTR and you are a weapon... lol

    If he came at me all aggressive after I tryed to be friendly, then I would probably either use pepper spray or a stun gun on him, and then proceed to **** up his face just to teach him a lesson. But I think fighting fair is ridiculous when you can cheat... LOL

    if there is something your not telling us and you are in the wrong here, i hope he ****s you up...
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    Already, with that mentality.. of you needing advice or help shows that you fear this kid. Fear is the last thing you should bring to a fight.. If you go and you're already scared, you'll lose. My best advice is go into the fight thinking you can't be touched, that's the 1st step..

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    d@mn... i wish i was 6'2 250 at 18! and yeah, i'd try to be cool with him and if he wanted to throw down and u see him and he obviously wants to fight, try to spear him and get him on the ground and punch him in the face as many times as possible (seems to work in movies)

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    or punch him in the throat with a roll of nickels... there is an old favorite... or just stomp down full force on his knee cap... trust me it wil break if you want it too...

    hee hee I can think of a zillion ways to injure somebody

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    d@mn... i wish i was 6'2 250 at 18! and yeah, i'd try to be cool with him and if he wanted to throw down and u see him and he obviously wants to fight, try to spear him and get him on the ground and punch him in the face as many times as possible (seems to work in movies)

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    If you want to cheat and not look like you are get a roll of nickles and tape it up. put it in your hand and make a fist.

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    i like nuts idea but i would go w/ a more video game like approach and throw a fireball at him (dont forget to yell Hadooken!) then do a hurrican kick to finish him off.

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    DUDE!!! Just get some sust250 and you would probably be able to kick anyones ass!!!

    But seriously, with that mentality you're gonna get your ass kicked.

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    hey anyone remember a thread w/ that guy who was taking juice, said someone was trying to break into his car so he ran out side to stop him and got beat up, and was like i thought Steriods made you a better fighter?

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    yeah dude he has over 50lbs on you... you need to stay away from him until you have him crippled somehow... go ahead and see what happens if he gets them paws on ya... you just need to go cripple his ass take his size out of the equasion...

    if you are even planning on an actual fight your just silly... that means you have to think about how you are going to defend yourself... bah... just Tonya Harding his ass in the street with a baseball bat... anadrol wont do **** for him if its all spilling out on the sidewalk next to his teeth.... lol

    if your not commited to taking it this far then you dont need to be fighting, because it can get this bad weather you plan for it or not... and the jail time aint much different!

    "I am like John Wayne and cheap Toilet Paper... i dont take **** off of anybody!"
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    i dunno dood i have done some open matches n' fought against some peeps 30lbs+ lighter than me, my god talk about a pain in the ass... speed 'n' skill > size 'n' strength any day

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    hey anyone remember a thread w/ that guy who was taking juice, said someone was trying to break into his car so he ran out side to stop him and got beat up, and was like i thought Steriods made you a better fighter?
    Look at the post right above you, I mentioned it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LB55blitz
    Look at the post right above you, I mentioned it.
    wow im the slow one!
    damit i hate being fat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    wow im the slow one!
    damit i hate being fat!

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    I only fight when I have to, and I am always in the right...

    and I still never fight fair... lol

    and Ive never lost a real fight...

    I think the worst think you can do is fight when you really deserve an ass beating... karma is funny that way...

    and lil fast guys are way worse than a big slow guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k
    I only fight when I have to, and I am always in the right...

    and I still never fight fair... lol

    and Ive never lost a real fight...

    I think the worst think you can do is fight when you really deserve an ass beating... karma is funny that way...

    and lil fast guys are way worse than a big slow guy...
    until the big slow guy gets the lil fast guy on the ground then its just sad

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    Direct kick to the knee with a good follow through.

    Chop the throat.

    There are 2 very effective self defense techniques that universally work for and on anyone regardless of size.

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    Study the moves in this video has the karate master lays out the guido the killa pimp. You will be fine.

    http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=3269



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    Make sure you bring your back-up microphone.

    But seriously, his reach is probably significantly longer than yours, so use your legs and kick him on the inside of his knee...hard. When he reacts to the impact, strike him directly in the throat. Knees and elbows work well too.

    Good luck. However, I wouldn't suggest fighting at all...especially without knowing what you're doing.

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    Lozgod pwnz me.

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    where can i get these cheque drops ?

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    just man up eat your wheaties and go beat his ass if u get rocked shake his hand and say gg

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    just man up eat your wheaties and go beat his ass if u get rocked shake his hand and say gg
    You mean, Beaties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    just man up eat your wheaties and go beat his ass if u get rocked shake his hand and say gg
    Then go beat is ex-gf's vagina down for personal satisfaction.

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    yeah, why don't u just fvck his ex and avoid that dude... is he a fat guy? i can't imagine a 6'2 250 lb 18 year old not being really fat

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    idk i never saw him honestly i dont really want to see him he still likes her and she doesnt like him she said he will be respectful if he ever saw me but i dont trust that one bit i would throw hands if it came down to it but one punch on me ill be lookin like a freakin hillbillie or maybe i should tell him i cud get him gear for cheaper then he gest it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    Balls, eyes, throat.

    Getting knocked out is an interesting experience... dont puss out though and dont bring a weapon, you'll look like a punk. Have fun.
    have fun

    it's only fun if you win

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    haha yeah, hook him up with gear. but knowing him he'll tell the girl that u juice just to get you in trouble (unless she already knows)

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    just man up eat your wheaties and go beat his ass if u get rocked shake his hand and say gg
    where in the united states do fights turn out like this anymore, tell me so I can move there... I never see any fights that end withiut an ambulance or a coroner in texas..

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    I am sure he will have SEVERAL of his peers with him, which means he is coming to fight! But at the same time before this occurs he will want to hear himself talk about how bad he is gonna whoop your arse! With that being said, when you arrive to said fight and see him......walk up to him, kick him as hard as you can square in the knee just as he is about to start running his mouth ( and when I say hard I mean try and kick through that mofo). Which ever knee you kick him in he is going to lean that way. So if you are right handed, kick him in his right knee so that way when he leans to your left, you can unload one square in his temple. LIGHTS OUT. When you see him go out though DO NOT STOP....commence to getting on top of him and making him look un-recognizable!

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    You can see if you can round up about $10k and hire Kimo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k
    where in the united states do fights turn out like this anymore, tell me so I can move there... I never see any fights that end withiut an ambulance or a coroner in texas..
    oklahoma lol
    i was at a red neck bar couple doods got into it they were knocking the piss outta eachother in the faces w/ haymakers.
    then one lands a solid gut punch on the other, knocking the wind outta him.
    the guy who got gutted, grabs his stomache with one hand and holds up his other hand and is like woah woah.. alright.. alright. they stop and then go back to drinking i was like WTF. so funny drunk rednecks = great entertainment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k
    Over a girl... LOL
    exactly....


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