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    i got caught

    this freakin figures i order 1 amp freakiing 1 amp of sustanon and i get caught by the US and they say theve seized it and shit but i have no idea what im supposes to do ive never even taken steriods before in my life and once i order just 1 amp i get caught so does anybody know what i should do

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    I'm sorry but that is the funniest post I have ever read.

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    Bro I just have to know.... Why would you order just 1 amp of sustanon anyway?

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    You will be ok bro! Sorry but that is really funny!!

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    Don't take it personally, Big Nax, but it is kind of funny in a way. One amp???

    Anyway, welcome to the world of reality. Steroid use is illegal in the U.S., and the authorities have been watching incoming foreign shipments very carefully. Customs seizures are a routine thing these days, and as much as it's a pain in the ass, it happens every day.

    So, what should you do? Nothing. If you get a letter from the authorities, disregard it. Do not acknowledge it, do not claim the package, do not attempt to get it from the feds. Chalk it up as a loss, but don't get yourself in legal hot water over it.

    And don't be in such a rush to place another order - that one will surely be seized. Moreover, if you only ordered one amp, you obviously haven't done enough research to be doing steroids , and the majority of the guys on this board will tell you that, at 17, you're too young to begin doing them - you haven't finished your natural growth and development process yet.

    We welcome you, and hope you will use this is a learning forum for any use in which you may engage in the future. By the time you are ready, and that's a few years off, you will have a much better knowledge of the benefits and the risks. But at this point, count it as a lesson . . .

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    bro the reason why u got caugh is bcos u ordered
    only 1 amp...

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    How much did you pay for that ONE amp? Coupla hundred bucks?

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    Let's not make the dude feel too bad, guys . . . At least he didn't say that he intended to inject it into his sphincter.

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    Originally posted by TNT
    Let's not make the dude feel too bad, guys . . . At least he didn't say that he intended to inject it into his sphincter.


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    ya no flame but...This is great! Should this be refered to in the "favorite newbie questions" thread?

    Welcome to the board bro, i hope you stick around

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    Man the western union fee had to be more than the amp.

    I feel bad for you bro!

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    This post is funny

    Why only 1 amp

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    Look at the bright side, your only out a few bucks.

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    This guys are killing you on the board right now, but honestly, if there ever was a good time to get nabbed it was now, because you are not out that much at all. This is better than it seems for two reasons. If you hang out here long, and i hope you do, you will find that a cycle consists of a lot more than 1 amp. By ordering in the future you have the risk of:
    1) Having the feds come to your door
    2) Being out of what will be a substantial amount of money when you order right
    Be patient and cool off so they don't bust you because they have you on file now, so learn up on the juice while you are waiting to order.

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    That seizure was a blessing in disguise you are not ready for juice. And I must say I nearly started tearing I was laughing so hard when I read this thread. 1 amp ahhaha, I would think the source would refuse to send such a small amount.

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    Originally posted by TNT
    Let's not make the dude feel too bad, guys . . . At least he didn't say that he intended to inject it into his sphincter.
    Almost as good though

    No serious, how long of a cycle were you planning off that amp?

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    hey the boys are just busting your balls in good fun . hey guy's i am assuming that he was not planning to do a cycle with one amp (hehe).he was probably just nervous about ordering and thought the consequences were not as bad if it's only 1 amp(haha).

    so lets cut hime some slack ,lol. But if your going to order you really should order more. AS are illegal whether it's 1 amp or 20 .Second at 17 yrs old forget it for now ,you have tons of natural potential ,trust me .I've been there along with most of the other guy's on here.

    Read up some more and wait t'il your in your 20's .Bad time to be ordering right now as there are alote of seizure's.

    stick around,eat ,sleep,train and read on here at AR and i garantee you you will grow.

    Btw welcome to AR bro

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    I dont think he will be back!

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    It was probaly his first order from a new source and he didn't want to get scammed so he placed a small test order to start. Just my guess

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    that hell of a cycle

    what it is 250mg of test every ten weeks

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    Originally posted by 3Vandoo
    that hell of a cycle

    what it is 250mg of test every ten weeks
    LMFAO


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    What happened to the no Flame Rule??

    Charge it to the game bud...Nothin you can do about it now.. You didnt get caught..They havent came and got you have they??

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    C'mon guys take it easy on him................he could be three inches tall then the amps gotta be good for a 12 week cycle...........HITMAN...........sorry dude i could not resist, but welcome to the board and enjoy your stay.

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    I think this kid is a one post wonder...in all 8 of his posts many of you replied more than once to the same post informing him about AS...while he never says anything more in that same thread..plus i think he gets scared when members reply to him or something...he must not go back and read what everyone has written..since he askes all the same questions over and over, but with small alteration!!!haha

    All his past posts were very similar, but this one takes the cake!!

    APM

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    Hey i've got one worse than that. This guy in college actually got me to give him one d-bol. One d-bol. He took it and went and worked out and it "didn't do a fu**ing thing for me" so he decided steroids were not any good. This guy mind you was in college. He's proabably somebody's boss nowadays. Oh God he might even be somebody's father!!

    I can imagine the poor fella ordering one amp just to see if he really would get it in the mail and to see if the source really was sending him the real thing and not some fake crap. But honestly I want to know: Big Nax - why did you order just ONE amp? Why did you take a chance on getting busted for ONE amp????

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    the dude is not as dumb as you guys think, just think for a second you roid monkeys, I know for a fact that he was doing a test to see if he can get roids through customs and i also know that it was his first time buying roids online AND that it was the first time buying from his source ....so he wanted to see if it was real and if it would get buy customs, better then ordering a few or more hundread $ and getting it seized.

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    That sucks man, You do deserve a little credit though, Better to throw away 30$ -40$ and find out the hard way than droping somthing like 500$. Sometimes its better to test out a source before you go for the big purchase. Hey at least you know he's not a scammer. Good luck bro, I wouldnt send anything else to that addy again. It is kinda funny.

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    Relax guys, it was probably a test order
    well I hope so
    BUT what kind of decent source sent only 1 amp, this tickles me a bit

    PS: how will you cycle clomid after the 250mg?

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    tell you the truth after my last fiasco, im tempted to order just one amp to test a source. that way its 30$ instead of 330$ like last time.

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    Could have very well been a test order...but any selective scammer will send one amp when they know they can rip you off with your full order.

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    That's true Excess! good point!

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    this is funny and a good lesson

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    Hey bro, let us know how your cycle results were after that amp .............................sorry bro, no flame, i'm sure you were ordering it to test out your source

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    This is funny shit. I don't think your looking at any serious prison time.

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    Originally posted by Ryanhallmark
    What happened to the no Flame Rule??

    That's what I was thinking.

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