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So I made up a last shake of the day around 9:30ish, went down to my computer (In the basement), and drank a sip. Logged on to AR to see what was going on. A few minutes later I start to take another sip and look down and there's a big ass spider in my cup floating on top of my Whey. Needless to say, I need to get the extra protien, but not that bad. ;)
Thought you guys might enjoy that one
Jdawg:shock:
Fuck some damn spiders, im allergic to em. Almost died twice from bites.
ACK that will make me check out my shakes from now on!
i hate them things soo much
So did you eat it:D Thats some good protien
OH, how about this:
Last year, i started making shakes and getting up in the middle of the night to drink them. I heard it would give me a little "edge" so i decided to give it a try. I would make it before i went to bed, and place it by my alarm clock and drink it 4 hours after going to bed.
Well, a particular night, i happened to misplace the top, so i just put by my bed anyway, 2 oclock rolls around, i chug the shake, but notice that they were many chunks, dang, i gotta mix it better next time.
I wake up in the morning, grab my shake to wash it out, and there are ants, hundreds of them in the cup, half alive, have stuck to the sides dead, and the other half floating around in my stomach.
Needless to say, i never did that again
thats so fuckin gross, lol, i had a spider in mine before though, pretty nasty...his little legs were all bound to the protein, he couldnt move n'shit, nonetheless, stay the fuck out of my drink..jeeze, i hate spiders
Bellicose ants are soooo good for you! No wonder your so big!! ;)
I found a hair in my shake one time...i did not drink it.
Bellecose-- Thats just nasty. I about gagged when I was reading your post.
Wonder if it was related to the Masturbation Spider that tried to scare Partyboy from enjoying his time with Britney Spears ??
mmmmmmmm, more protein bro. Down the hatch... ;)
OG
it was pretty nasty.....the day that it happened, i was gagging all day. Almost tossed my cookies when i was telling my friends at school
:lol: Good ol´ Partboy!!Quote:
Originally posted by KeyMastur
Wonder if it was related to the Masturbation Spider that tried to scare Partyboy from enjoying his time with Britney Spears ??
drinking bugs?!? :eek:
Damn, you guys are hardcore!
"Protein Coated Bugs is scientifically proven to be %1200 more effective than regular bugs." - MuscleMag
Well if there is a spider in my beer or shake i'd make the damn thing spit out whatever it drank :D
:lol:
I can't stand spiders.
Well, Id'a downed him. I slam my shakes in a matter of seconds, none of this sippin Nancy boy stuff. ;) The little focker probably has some EFAs and BCAAs, down the hatch and out the shoot, I roll round town sportin Gooch on the boots.:dood: Mad flows....
Well last night I had my skirt on, I was feeling a little feminin with all the progesteron/Estrogen That has aromatized since I started my Deca/Sust cycle.(I do have Nov on board right now too, No Bromo though...) So I was sipping it with my pinkie in the air ;) I ussually slam them too, but I'm glad I didnt last night!!!!!!!!
one time i was at camp, and out of nowhere i seen a bug, and went and jumped and ate it. then a minute later asked myself wtf was wrong with me.. weird eh? iron horse's animal insinct.
i woulda downed him also......i cant stand people that sip on that shit like its suppose to taste good....... i buy my shakes for the protein not for the fruity tuity taste FUCK! :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by PaPaPumP
Well, Id'a downed him. I slam my shakes in a matter of seconds, none of this sippin Nancy boy stuff. ;) The little focker probably has some EFAs and BCAAs, down the hatch and out the shoot, I roll round town sportin Gooch on the boots.:dood: Mad flows....
BUT know what it was last night!!!!(i meant to write about but this works for this thread) goddamn anti-masturbations crickets!!!!!!!!!!i dropped the draws got ready to get my jerk on and what do i see!!!!yo got it kids!!!!motherfucking cricket sitting there by the toilet.this shit doesn't happen in the city!!it's this fucking jersey country bumblefuck life that is full of all the "creatures"!!!!!!god it was nice to be back at my place in NY this weekend where i can abuse freely!!!
you guys crack me up.
hey partyboy, maybe if your got your two "friends" together they would keep each other occupied long enough for you to get some quality time with yourself.
just a thought
PBNYC, maybe that spider told the cricket you put on a killer show:) hehehe
That sucks man but I don't think it is as bad as what happened to me last year. I sat down and made myself a bunch of graham crackers with peanutbutter and milk and started munching down on them. I had eaten about 5 or so crackers before I looked down and saw larvae crawling around on the crackers! A moth had laid eggs in the package I guess, it was sort of old, and I had eaten a bunch of the larvae. Needless to say I felt like I was going to boot for a good 2-3hours. I kept thinking that I could feel the larvae crawling around in my stomach but I think it was just my head fucking with me. But that was by far the grossest thing I've ever eaten.
There was this crazy fucker on my high school football team... one day at practice we were in huddle and a big ass grasshopper landed in the middle of us. That joker snatched it up, popped it in his mouth and started to chew... I mean legs were hanging out... that was some seriously repugnant shit to watch…
I think he went on to a successful life as a serial killer...
:p
You guys really have some good stories! I'm also self- consious everytime I drink my shakes. I make sure I slam them now. I would hate if any of you thought I was a panty waste/ wall flower/ girly boy. So its nothing but slamming now! Hey so what if I like the taste of whey in the morning/ Evening....... Theres nothing wrong with that! Since I've been on this board all I eat is clean shit, Cant a guy enjoy his Vanilla Whey shake without getting a bunch of flak!!!! J/K ;) Have a good one guys!
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Originally posted by Trianon
PBNYC, maybe that spider told the cricket you put on a killer show:) hehehe
LMAO!!! :lol: